SO THEN THE FARMER SAYS
"THAT'S NOT A COW AND YOU'RE NOT MILKING."
I AM SO GLAD THAT YOU GUYS GOT TOGETHER.
CHANDLER AND I ARE ALWAYS LOOKING
FOR A COUPLE TO GO OUT WITH, AND NOW WE HAVE ONE.
LOOK AT US-- WE'RE A COUPLE OF COUPLES.
I HAD SO MUCH FUN TONIGHT.
AND WHAT A GREAT RESTAURANT.
YEAH, YEAH, AND CHANDLER
I CAN'T BELIEVE I LET YOU PAY FOR THIS ONE.
THANKS AGAIN, MAN.
SO IF YOU GUYS WANT TO COME OVER TOMORROW
I'LL MAKE THAT PASTA THING I WAS TELLING YOU ABOUT.
OH, THAT WOULD BE GREAT.
BUT, HEY, LOOK
AT LEAST LET US BRING THE WINE.
JOEY, YOU DON'T HAVE TO.
I INSIST.
YOU'LL GET THE WINE, RIGHT?
YEAH, OKAY.
OKAY, GOOD NIGHT, GUYS.
SEE YOU TOMORROW.
CAN'T WAIT.
HOW ARE WE GOING TO GET OUT OF THAT ONE?
WHAT?
I CAN'T HANDLE TWO NIGHTS IN A ROW WITH THEM.
WHAT'S WRONG WITH MONICA AND CHANDLER?
I DON'T KNOW, THEY'RE JUST A LITTLE... BLAH.
"BLAH"?
WELL, YOU KNOW, HE'S BLAH.
SHE'S JUST...
SHE'S VERY LOUD FOR SUCH A SMALL PERSON.
UH, THEY'RE, LIKE, MY BEST FRIENDS.
ARE YOU SAYING WE CAN'T HANG OUT WITH THEM
'CAUSE THAT WOULD BE KIND OF A PROBLEM.
OF COURSE WE CAN STILL HANG OUT WITH THEM.
JUST, YOU KNOW, NOT TWO NIGHTS IN A ROW.
OKAY?
I GUESS.
THANK YOU.
HMM.
IF YOU WANT, I'LL SELL MY FRIENDS
AND USE THE MONEY TO BUY YOU PRESENTS.
OKAY, ONE MORE TIME.
CHANDLER, WOULD YOU LIKE SOME MORE ORANGE JUICE?
PERFECT DECIBEL.
I KNOW!
HEY.
SO, UH, WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DOING?
OH, NOTHING.
WE'RE JUST TALKING.
YOU KNOW, BLAH, BLAH, BLAH.
LOOK, COME ON, YOU GUYS.
YOU SAID YOU WERE GOING TO TRY.
ALL RIGHT, LOOK, I CAME OVER HERE
TO INVITE YOU GUYS TO A MOVIE WITH ME AND JANINE.
WHAT DO YOU SAY?
WELL, I'D LIKE TO, BUT I'M...( whispering)
HA, HA, VERY FUNNY....
LOOK, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO.
I REALLY WANT YOU GUYS TO GET ALONG.
JUST, PLEASE, COME TO THE MOVIE WITH US.
YOU OWE ME.
WE OWE YOU?
I HELPED YOU GUYS OUT A LOT
IN THE START OF YOUR RELATIONSHIP.
I HELPED YOU SNEAK AROUND FOR, LIKE, SIX MONTHS.
I LOOKED LIKE AN IDIOT...
AND-AND I WAS HUMILIATED.
AND I ONLY MADE $200.
WE DIDN'T GIVE YOU ANY MONEY.
WELL, THIS WAS GREAT.
DIDN'T EVERYBODY HAVE A GREAT TIME?
WELL, I DID. I REALLY DID.
YOU KNOW, GUYS, I GOT TO SAY
I'M SORRY IF I WAS A LITTLE WEIRD
AFTER THE LAST TIME WE WENT OUT.
I GUESS I WAS JUST NERVOUS OR SOMETHING.
THAT'S TOTALLY UNDERSTANDABLE.
YEAH, DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT.
SO WE CAN GO OUT AGAIN?
OH, YEAH. ABSOLUTELY.
OH, WELL, GOOD NIGHT.
GOOD NIGHT. GOOD NIGHT.
SEE, HUH?
WASN'T THAT FUN?
WE HAVE GOT TO MOVE.
WHAT?
I KNEW IT!
YOU KNOW, YOU'RE NOT SO QUIET YOURSELF, MISSY!
AND I'M BLAH?
LISTEN, THE ONLY THING THAT'S MORE BORING
THAN WATCHING MODERN DANCE
IS HAVING TO LISTEN TO YOU TALK ABOUT IT.
( imitating Janine ): "OH, CHANDLER, I JUST LOST MYSELF IN THE MOVEMENT."
YOU KNOW, I KNOW YOU'RE TALKING
BUT ALL I HEAR IS, "BLAH, BLAH, BLAH
BLAH, BLAH."
ALL RIGHT, YOU AND ME, LET'S GO, RIGHT NOW!
ALL RIGHT, ENOUGH, ENOUGH!
ENOUGH, ENOUGH!
YOU TWO GO HOME.
I'VE GOT TO TALK TO JANINE.
I REALLY THINK YOU CAN TAKE HER.
YOU BETTER HOPE I DON'T SEE YOU IN THE HALLWAY!