[phone ringing]
Hello, this is Gavin.
(Colin) Hi, Gavin, my name is Colin Valenti.
I'm calling from Master Travel Incorporated
to tell you about an exciting limited-time offer,
exclusive Las Vegas getaway.
Can I have a few moments of your time
to tell you about this new package?
You know what, I would love to,
but I just don't have the time.
[phone beeps]
Hello?
[disconnect tone]
Hm.
[touch tones beeping]
[line trilling]
[phone ringing]
(Colin) This is Colin Valenti, Master Travel Incorporated.
How may I be of service?
Hi, Colin Valenti.
My name is Gavin.
I think we just talked.
Did we get disconnected?
(Colin) Yeah, no--I mean, yeah, I hung up on you.
Why would you do that?
I mean, are you even--
Are you even allowed to do that?
(Colin) Were you going to buy the Las Vegas package?
Well, I mean, probably not, but that's not the point.
(Gavin) The point is--
[phone beeps]
What the hell?
[touch tones beeping]
[line trilling]
(Colin) This is Colin--
Yeah, Valenti. Listen.
(Gavin) I don't know what crawled up your ass
and set up shop there, but you don't get to hang up--
[phone beeps] [gasps]
What?
Oh, my g--
[line trilling]
[phone ringing]
(Colin) What the [bleep] do you want?
What is your deal, huh?
(Colin) Um, you don't want the Vegas package,
so I don't want to talk.
I did us a favor, wasting our time here.
(Gavin) Stop, stop, don't you dare
hang up that [bleep] phone, okay?
(Colin) Why shouldn't I?
Why shou--
What if I wanted the Vegas package?
Wha--you know what?
I want the Vegas package.
(Colin) Sure you do.
[phone beeps]
What?
You mother[bleep]!
Oh, my God!
You son of a bitch.
[line trilling]
(Colin) Come on, man, let it go.
[bleep] you, man!
[bleep] you!
I want five [bleep] packages!
Right now--you know what?
(Gavin) You know what? Where's my wallet?
This is my credit card number, right here.
Okay, listen.
Get [bleep] off me.
My credit card number is 0074-5403-0098.
The expiration date is 12-20!
And then--and then the-- oh, yeah!
The security number is 084!
So run the damn card right now!
Right [bleep] now!
You run it right [bleep] now, asshole!
[suspenseful music]
(Colin) Thank you for your business.
Well, I hope you learned your le--
[phone beeps] [gasps]
[screaming]
These new call scripts are really great.
Yeah, I know, right?
[phone rings]
What the [bleep] do you want, Kathy?