[instrumental music]
Hey, gorgeous. How's it going?
Dehydrated Japanese noodles under fluorescent lights.
Does it get better than this?
Question, you're not dating anybody, are you?
Because I met somebody who would be perfect for you.
Ah, you see, perfect might be a problem.
Had you said, co-dependent or self-destructive...
- Do you want a date, Saturday? - Yes, please.
Okay.
He is cute, he's funny,-
- He's a "he"? - Well, yeah.
Oh, God.
I just...I thought..
...you're not, so. Good, Shelly. Okay.
I'm just gonna go flush myself down the toilet now.
Okay. Bye-bye.
(Chandler) It's hard to enjoy cup of ramen noodles after that.
I mean, is that ridiculous?
Can you believe she actually thought that?
Um..
...yeah.
Well, I mean, when I first met you, y'know
I thought maybe.. Possibly you might be.
- You did? - Yeah, but then.
But then you spent Phoebe's entire birthday party
talking to my breasts
so then I figured maybe not.
Huh, did uh...any of the rest of you guys think that
when you first met me?
- I did. - Yeah, I think so, yeah.
- Not me. - No, no, me neither.
Although, uh, you know, back in college, Susan Salidor did.
You're kidding.
- Did you tell her I was... - No.
Well, it's just 'cause uh...
I kinda wanted to go out with her too
So I told her, actually
you were seeing Bernie Spellman
who also liked her, so..
Well, this is fascinating.
So, uh, what is it about me?
I don't know.
'cause you're smart, you're funny--
Ross is smart and funny. You ever think that about him?
Yeah! Right!
What is it?
[laughing]
Okay, I-I don't know.
You-you just...you have a quality.
- Yes, right. - Exactly.
Yeah, a quality.
Oh, oh, a quality, good.
Because I was worried you guys were gonna be
vague about this.