- Hi. - Hey
Hey, how did it go with Elizabeth?
Huh? Oh-oh, it was fine.
Uh, it was just a-a misunderstanding.
She didn't want me to go with her.
She just wanted to let me know that
she's going to Florida for spring vacation.
Wait a minute, is she going for spring vacation
or is she going for spring break?
Whoo-ho-he.
What's-what's the difference?
Well, a spring vacation you're doing
nice things with your grandparents.
Spring break you're doing frat guys.
Hey, you know what, not all
spring breaks are-are like that.
What did you do on yours?
I went to Egypt with my dad.
I can see it now.
Look, dad, it's the Sphinx.
Boo-whoo-whoa-hu.
I think Elizabeth is a little more serious than spring break.
Whoa-he-whoo.
Alright. I mean, come on, she's taken my class.
And slept with the professor.
- I'm gonna call her. - Yeah.
- Hey! - 'Hey.'
- 'Hey.' - You guys.
Um, I want you to meet Sebastian.
- Hi. - We just, uh..
We just met at the newsstand, we both grabbed
for the last "Field & Stream."
What? I read that.
Can I get you a cup of coffee?
- Oh, yes, thank you. - Okay.
- Rachel, what the hell is this? - What?
You ask us to find you a guy
and then, you come traipsing
in here with a guy of your own?
You found me a guy?
Yes, we found you a really cute
and funny guy from Chandler's work.
Yeah, and I-I found you one too
who is not a weirdo.
Well, you know what, though, you guys?
I really appreciate that
but I-I'm just gonna take Sebastian to the charity.
Are you sure? Because our guy smells incredible.
Uh, would you stop it with that already?
- Here you go. - Oh, thank you.
- Sure. - Ahem.
So, Sebastian
do you do any volunteer work?
Uh, no, not really. Why?
No reason. It's just I know a single guy
who does care about other people.
Are you funny?
- Excuse me? - What are you guys doing?
Are you funny? Tell us a joke!
Look, I just wanted to have coffee with Rachel.
- Yeah. - Well, so do a lot of people.
Actually, uh, I got to get going.
- Oh.. - Give me a call sometime.
Oh, but you know, you didn't give me your phone number.
Okay, see you later.
Turns out he is kinda funny.
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I cannot believe you guys.
He was really nice
and he just left because of you.
Yeah, but Sebastian?
What is that, a cat's name?
Yeah, you know what I noticed, Rachel?
He scares easy, you know?
Is that the kind of guy you wanna take to a ball?
Hey, Sebastian, would you like to dance?
Uh, okay, I gotta go. Uh-uh..
Alright, guys, stop it. Rachel, uh, we're very sorry.
That is, uh, very insensitive thing for us to do
and, you know what, let us make it up to you.
We have two really great guys for you.
(Phoebe) 'Yeah, what have you got to lose?'
You know, you might even end up with someone really special
if you pick my guy.
- Alright. - Okay.
- So you will meet our guys? - Yes, I'll meet 'em.
Okay, now, it doesn't matter which one you choose.
You know, it's completely up to you.
Our guy is perfect.
Or you could go out with the guy that Phoebe deemed
not good enough to go out with herself.
Phoebe, there you are.
Okay, you broke my fridge. You owe me 400 bucks.
- Okay, sure. - Really?
Ooh, technically, you owe me $600
for sending out happy thoughts on your last ten auditions.
Call it even?
Okay.
Well, there you are. So what did Elizabeth say?
Well, it turns out she is going
to Daytona for spring break.
Whoo-hoo.
That means, that means Wet T-Shirt Contest
guys doing shots off of a girls' bodies
wakin' up next to people you don't even know.
Man, she is gonna have a great time.
Uh, is she staying at the Hotel Corona?
- You know the hotels? - Sure. I was there.
Spring break '81. Whoo-hee!
- In 1981, you were 13. - So what?
I drove down, sold T-shirts. Had a blast.
And you know who knows how to party?
Drunk college chicks.
[sighs] Okay, she can't go.
Ross, you can't tell her not to go. You just started dating.
Then, what am I supposed to do?
Nothing. You just have to be cool with it.
Well, what if she goes down there
and-and sleeps with a bunch of guys?
Well, maybe you don't marry this one.
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