NICE CAR.
YEAH. IT'S, UH... IT'S NOT MINE.
I LOVE YOUR CAR.
YEAH. IT'S... MINE.
SO, I STILL HAVE BOXES HERE
I STILL HAVE BOXES AT ROSS'
AND I HAVE NOWHERE TO LIVE. WOW, I CAN SO EASILY FREAK OUT RIGHT NOW.
OKAY, WHAT ABOUT ME?
I JUST FOUND OUT DENISE IS LEAVING TOWN FOR A WHILE.
I DON'T HAVE A ROOMMATE.
WELL, MAYBE... MAYBE I COULD BE YOUR ROOMMATE, PHEEBS.
MAYBE YOU COULD BE MY ROOMMATE.
WELL, THERE'S AN IDEA.
YEAH!
THAT WOULD BE GREAT!
WAIT. HOW LONG IS DENISE GONE FOR?
UM... SHE SAID SHE'D BE BACK DECEMBER 26.
OH, DECEMBER 26.
HA! MAYBE SHE'S SANTA CLAUS.
OH, LOOK WHO IT IS.
MY HUSBAND.
THE APPLE OF MY EYE.
OKAY, I GOT US A COURT DATE
FOR TOMORROW AT 2:00
AND I PICKED UP ALL THE FORMS.
I'LL TAKE CARE OF EVERYTHING.
WELL, SURE.
IF YOU SAY YOU'RE GOING TO TAKE CARE OF EVERYTHING
I HAVE NO REASON TO DOUBT YOU.
GIVE ME THOSE FORMS.
ALL RIGHT, NOW, I'M GOING TO DO THIS MY WAY
AND I DON'T WANT TO HEAR A PEEP OUT OF YOU.
OKAY, RACH, BUT...
AH! YOU'RE PEEPING.
( mumbling)
ROSS, YOU KNOW WHAT?
I JUST GOT...
WHY? WHY DID YOU DO THIS?
LOOK, I TOLD YOU I...
I DON'T WANT TO HEAR THREE FAILED MARRIAGES.
LOOK, IF YOU'D HAD TWO FAILED MARRIAGES
YOU'D UNDERSTAND.
WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT?
THANKS TO YOU
I'M HALFWAY THERE.
OH! OH, I AM SO MAD, ROSS.
I DON'T THINK I'VE EVER BEEN THIS ANGRY.
WHAT ABOUT THE TIME I SAID WE WERE ON A BREAK?
OH!
PHEEB, HOW'S IT GOING?
I'M DOING OKAY.
I THINK, IT'S GOING WELL.
THINK THEY'RE HAVING FUN?
AM I TALKING TOO FAST?
NO. SOUND LIKE ME.
PHEEBS, IT'S GOING GREAT.
LOOK AT CHANDLER WITH LITTLE BABY GIRL CHANDLER.
LITTLE BABY GIRL CHANDLER?
WHERE HAVE I HEARD THAT BEFORE?
OH, RIGHT-- COACH RUBIN.
OOH!
YOU KNOW WHAT, PHEEBS?
WHEN YOU'RE DONE OVER THERE
WE'VE GOT A KIND OF SITUATION OVER HERE, TOO.
UH-UH. NO.
WE ARE ALL RESPONSIBLE FOR OUR OWN BABIES.
SEE, THAT'S WHERE I THINK THAT YOU'RE WRONG.
WE'VE BEEN PLAYING THESE BABIES MAN-TO-MAN.
WE SHOULD REALLY BE PLAYING A ZONE DEFENSE.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
I JUST THINK
THINGS WILL GO A LOT SMOOTHER
IF WE EACH HAVE OUR OWN ZONE. YOU KNOW.
PHOEBE, YOU CAN BE IN CHARGE OF WIPING.
AND, YOU KNOW, MON
YOU CAN BE IN CHARGE OF DIAPERING.
AND I CAN BE IN CHARGE OF LOOKING HOW CUTE THEY ARE
WHEN THEY PUT THEIR HANDS AROUND...
THAT SOUNDS REALLY GREAT.
BUT, MAYBE YOU SHOULD BE IN CHARGE OF WIPING.
OKAY, I'M A ROOKIE.
I SHOULD NOT BE IN THE END ZONE.
Monica: THIS IS SO GREAT.
THIS IS EXACTLY HOW WE SET THE PLATES AT THE RESTAURANT.
OH, YEAH?
WELL, THIS IS NOT WHAT I ORDERED.
HEY, GUYS. HI. HEY.
HEY, BABIES.
OH, I'M HAVING
THE BEST MORNING.
THAT PORSCHE I'VE GOT THE KEYS TO--
IT'S STILL THERE.
SHOCKING, SINCE YOU STILL HAVE THE KEYS.
YOU SHOULD SEE THE TREATMENT I GET WHEN I'M WITH THAT CAR.
PEOPLE ARE FRIENDLY, THEY WANT TO TALK
AND NOT JUST ABOUT THE CAR.
ONE GUY GAVE ME ADVICE ABOUT MY EQUITY INVESTMENTS.
WHAT EQUITY INVESTMENTS?
THE ONES THAT GOT ME THE PORSCHE.
WILL YOU KEEP UP?
BUT I FIGURED IF PEOPLE KEEP SEEING ME JUST STANDING THERE
THEY'RE GOING TO START TO THINK I DON'T OWN IT
SO, I FIGURED I'LL WASH IT, RIGHT?
MONICA, YOU GOT A BUCKET AND SOME SOAP I CAN BORROW?
OH, YEAH.
I GOT SOAP AND SPONGES AND RAGS
AND CARNUBA WAX AND POLISHING COMPOUND.
YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE A CAR.
I KNOW, BUT ONE TIME THERE WAS THIS REALLY DIRTY CAR
PARKED IN FRONT OF THE BUILDING, SO I WASHED IT.
AND?
AND SIX OTHERS.
THERE YOU ARE.