WE STILL NEED A TIP.
ALL RIGHT.
HOLD ON.
I GOT IT.
NICKEL.
HOW MUCH MORE DO WE NEED?
COUPLE OF BUCKS.
OKAY, DIME.
YOU GUYS SHOULD PROBABLY KEEP TALKING.
THIS COULD TAKE A WHILE.
OH, NO, WAIT! LOOKIT!
WHOA!
OH, MY GOD.
Oh, that's so cool. Why would a cop come in here, though?
They don't serve donuts.
You know what? Actually, could you discover the badge again?
I think I can come up with something better than that.
I BET SOMEBODY'S MISSING THAT BADGE.
YEAH, I SHOULD PROBABLY TAKE IT BACK.
OOH, BUT YOU KNOW WHAT?
WHILE I'M AT THE POLICE STATION
I COULD CHECK THEIR TEN MOST WANTED LIST.
'CAUSE MY FRIEND FRITZY'S BEEN NUMBER 11 FOR, LIKE, EVER
SO THIS COULD BE HER YEAR.
OH! OH!
MA'AM! EXCUSE ME, MA'AM?
YES?
YOU CAN'T PUT YOUR CIGARETTE OUT ON A TREE.
YEAH, I CAN. IT WORKED REAL WELL.
NO, BUT YOU SHOULDN'T.
SO DON'T EVER DO THAT AGAIN.
I WON'T...
TILL I HAVE MY NEXT CIGARETTE.
HOLD IT.
N.Y.P.D. FREEZE, PUNK.
WHAT?
YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT.
YOU ARE SO BUSTED.
( laughing)
UH, BOOK 'EM.
WHO ARE YOU TALKING TO?
SAVE IT, RED!
UNLESS YOU WANT TO SPEND THE NIGHT IN THE SLAMMER
YOU APOLOGIZE TO THE TREE.
I AM NOT GOING TO APOLOGIZE TO A TREE.
YOU APOLOGIZE TO THE TREE RIGHT NOW
OR I AM CALLING FOR BACKUP.
BACKUP! BACKUP!
I-I'M SORRY! SORRY!
OKAY, CANCEL BACKUP!
CANCEL BACKUP!
SO, THIS GUY WAS ALL
( mumbles)
AND I'M ALL, "BUFFAY. HOMICIDE."
IT WAS JUST SO COOL.
PHOEBE, YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO TAKE THAT BACK.
I KNOW, BUT I'M HAVING SO MUCH FUN DOING GOOD DEEDS.
OKAY, BUT IMPERSONATING A POLICE OFFICER'S A SERIOUS THING.
YOU COULD GET ARRESTED.
YOU COULD GET ARRESTED RIGHT NOW.
ALL RIGHT, YEAH, I BETTER TAKE IT BACK.
TOTALLY DRUNK WITH POWER.
EXCUSE ME.
IS THIS YOUR CAR?
YEAH.
I DON'T THINK IT'S VERY NICE OF YOU TO PARK HERE.
YOU'RE BLOCKING THE ENTRANCE.
DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT.
IT'S NOT A PROBLEM.
WELL, IT'S A PROBLEM FOR ME
WHICH MEANS IT'S A PROBLEM FOR YOU
'CAUSE I'M A COP.
SO AM I.
OH, NO.
OH, OKAY, SO YOU'RE A COP
WHICH MEANS YOU CAN PARK ANYWHERE.
I KNOW THAT 'CAUSE I'M A COP, TOO.
SORRY. KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK. TEN-FOUR.
HEY, WAIT A SECOND.
SO WHAT PRECINCT ARE YOU WITH?
I-I'M WITH THE, UM, THE 57th.
OH, I KNOW A GUY IN HOMICIDE UP THERE.
I'M IN VICE.
YEAH, IN FACT, I'M UNDERCOVER RIGHT NOW.
I'M A WHORE.
WHO ELSE IS IN VICE UP THERE?
UM, DO YOU KNOW, UM, SIPOWITZ?
SIPOWITZ? NO, I DON'T THINK SO.
YEAH, SIPOWITZ, YEAH.
BIG GUY, KIND OF BALD.
NAH, I DON'T KNOW HIM.
OKAY.
DON'T TRY TO CALL HIM OR ANYTHING
'CAUSE HE'S NOT THERE.
HE'S OUT.
HIS, UM... HIS PARTNER JUST DIED.
WOW. WELL, TELL SIPOWITZ I'M REAL SORRY FOR HIS LOSS.
I-I SURE WILL.
TAKE CARE.
OKAY.
HEY, BY THE WAY
I'M SURE SIPOWITZ IS GOING TO BE ALL RIGHT.
I HEARD THAT KID FROM SILVER SPOONS
IS REALLY GOOD.
AND WHERE'D YOU FIND MY BADGE?
OH.
( laughing)