Dr. Green.
Oh, my God, it's Rachel's dad.
What are you doing here?
What, the father can't drop by
to see the daughter on her birthday?
Oh. No, no. The father can.
But, um..
since I am the roommate, I can tell you that she's not here
and I'll pass along the message, okay?
- So bye-bye. - O-oh!
You're having a par-ty.
No, no, not a party.
Just a surprise gathering of some people Rachel knows.
Uh, this is Phoebe and Chandler and Joey.
I'll never remember all of that.
So, uh...what's the deal?
Rachel comes home, people pop out and yell stuff?
Is that it?
This isn't your first surprise party, is it, sir?
[knocking on door]
Hi, Monica.
Chinese menu guy.
Forgot the menus.
So, basically, just a Chinese guy.
[knocking on door]
Uh, hey, Dr. Green
uh, why don't you come with me.
We'll put your jacket on Rachel's bed.
Alright. That sounds like a two-person job.
Well, my goodness, what was that?
Ugh, Sandra, I am so sorry.
You know, I thought you were Rachel
and we just weren't ready for you yet.
You thought I was Rachel?
Uh, yes, because, uh, you look so young.
And because you're both, you know, white women.
Oh, I missed you kids.
Well, should I put my coat in the bedroom?
No!
No, I'll take that for ya.
Oh, well, thank you.
You're such a gentleman.
Thank you.
Oh..
It all looks so nice.
So festive, all the balloons.
Oh, the funniest thing happened to me on the way here.
- I was dri-- - Oh, that's great.
I can't wait to hear the rest of it
but I really have to go to the bathroom, so..
Hey, come with me.
- What? - Yeah, yeah.
It'll be like we're gal pals
you know, like at a restaurant.
Oh, it'll be fun. Come on, come on.
Oh, my God, oh, my God, oh, my God.
Okay, think. Think.
What would Jack and Chrissy do?
Okay, now that your coat is safely in the bed..
Okay, we can come back out in the living room.
So, Joey and Chandler
I think it's time that you take Dr. Green over to your place.
Uh, yes. Absolutely.
Um..
...why again?
Because that's where the party is, you goon.
See, this is just the staging area.
Right, It's the staging area.
This more than anything else is the staging area.
This is clearly in the wrong apartment.