EXCUSE ME.
YEAH?
ARE YOU PHOEBE BUFFAY?
YEAH.
( gasps)
CAN I GET YOUR AUTOGRAPH?
I'M YOUR BIGGEST FAN.
OH, YOU'RE MY BIGGEST FAN?
I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO MEET YOU. HI.
SURE. YEAH.
WOW.
WOW, THANKS A LOT.
I JUST WANT TO SAY
I THINK YOU'RE REALLY TALENTED.
YOU'RE JUST SAYING THAT
'CAUSE YOU'RE MY BIGGEST FAN.
JOEY, LISTEN
TAKE GOOD CARE OF THAT GUY, OKAY?
HE'S A FAN.
OH.
BYE.
SO...
YOU SAW ME ON DAYS OF OUR LIVES, HUH?
WANT ME TO DO A LITTLE DR. DRAKE RAMORAY FOR YOU?
I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT.
BUT I JUST GOT PHOEBE BUFFAY'S AUTOGRAPH.
OH. YOU'RE PHOEBE'S FAN.
OH, YEAH.
I'VE SEEN ALL HER MOVIES.
MOVIES?
THAT WAS PHOEBE BUFFAY THE PORN STAR.
( chuckles)
I DON'T THINK SO.
NO, NO, IT WAS.
SHE WAS IN SEX TOY STORY II.
LAWRENCE OF ALABIA.
AND I GOT HER AUTOGRAPH.
THE GUYS AT THE COMIC BOOK STORE
AREN'T GOING TO BELIEVE THIS.
OH...
GUNTHER.
HEY, DON'T LET THAT GUY IN HERE ANYMORE.
HE JUST SAID PHOEBE'S A PORN STAR.
WELL, I WOULDN'T CALL HER A STAR
BUT SHE'S REALLY GOOD.
YOU SHOULD CHECK OUT INSPECT HER GADGET.
UH, PHOEBE'S NOT HERE, IS SHE?
NO.
Monica: OH, GREAT.
DID YOU GET A MOVIE?
UH... YEAH, YEAH.
BUT, UH... I DON'T THINK IT'S THE KIND
YOU'RE GOING TO LIKE.
YOU DIDN'T GET MORE MOVIES
THAT ARE GOING TO HAVE US REACHING FOR THE TISSUES
ALL NIGHT, DID YOU?
SORT OF.
GUYS, WHAT'S GOING ON?
UH...
PHOEBE'S A PORN STAR!
WHAT? WHAT?
Ross: YEAH!
COME HERE.
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
"PHOEBE BUFFAY IN BUFFAY THE VAMPIRE LAYER."
WOW. I MEAN, I JUST... I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS.
YOU KNOW, I MEAN, YOU THINK YOU KNOW SOMEONE...
EVEN PHOEBE, WHO'S ALWAYS BEEN SOMEWHAT OF A QUESTION MARK.
MMM.
THIS IS SO BIZARRE.
I GUESS IT KIND OF MAKES SENSE, THOUGH.
YOU KNOW, SHE HAD SUCH A TERRIBLE CHILDHOOD.
I HAD A TERRIBLE CHILDHOOD AND I DON'T DO PORN.
YES, BUT YOU'RE DEAD INSIDE.
OH. YEAH.
ALL RIGHT, WELL, I BETTER TAKE THAT BACK.
WH-WHY?
WE CAN'T WATCH THAT.
I MEAN, THAT'S PHOEBE.
YEAH, YOU'RE RIGHT.
WE CAN'T. WE SHOULDN'T WATCH THIS.
ABSOLUTELY NOT. THAT GOES BACK.
YOU KNOW, MAYBE A LITTLE BIT.
JUST THE FIRST HALF?
NO... HEY, NO, THIS IS WRONG, YOU GUYS!
PHOEBE'S OUR FRIEND.
I'M NOT GOING TO WATCH IT.
YEAH!
GOOD FOR YOU, JOE.
Ah, I thought I'd find you here...
Nosferatool.
Buffay, are you going to plunge your stake into my dark places?
Actually, I was kind of hoping
it would be the other way around.
Monica: HOLD ON A SECOND.
WHAT IS THAT ON HER ANKLE?
HER ANKLE IS WHAT YOU'RE WATCHING?
WELL, IT'S HARD TO TELL...
OH, GOD, IF SHE WOULD JUST STOP MOVING.
SHE'S JUST DOING HER JOB.
YOU SICK BASTARDS.
OH, IT'S A TATTOO.
THAT'S WEIRD.
PHOEBE DOESN'T...
WAIT, THAT'S URSULA!
THAT'S NOT PHOEBE.
THAT IS URSULA!
WAIT! WAIT!
THEN I CAN WATCH THAT.
REWIND IT, REWIND IT.
HEY.
WHAT'S UP?
OH, MY GOD!
WHAT AM I DOING?!