BUZZ LIGHTYEAR Buzz Lightyear mission log, Star date 3901.
After a full year of being marooned,
our first hyper-speed test flight is a go.
COMMANDER HAWTHORNE Who are you talking to?
BUZZ LIGHTYEAR Uh, no one.
COMMANDER HAWTHORNE You were narrating again.
BUZZ LIGHTYEAR I was not. Just doing the mission log.
COMMANDER HAWTHORNE You do know no one ever listens to those.
BUZZ LIGHTYEAR I know that! Narrating helps me focus.
COMMANDER HAWTHORNE Ready, Captain Lightyear?
BUZZ LIGHTYEAR Ready as I’ll ever be,
Commander Hawthorne.
SOX This is exciting, a new adventure!
COMMANDER HAWTHORNE I’m gonna grant you four minutes to be
off planet, but then you come right back to us.
To infinity...
BUZZ LIGHTYEAR And beyond.
STAR COMMAND You are clear for hyper-launch.
SOX Beep boop beep boop beep boop.
[Screaming]
Buzz, that was utterly terrifying,
and I regret having joined you.
BUZZ LIGHTYEAR Buzz Lightyear to Star Command,
come in Star Command.
Why don’t they answer?
Ugh, ay, ay!
Shh… the robots.
BUZZ LIGHTYEAR The what?
What is happening right now?
Alisha?
IZZY Oh no, that’s my grandmother.
BUZZ LIGHTYEAR But... Sox, how long were we gone?
SOX Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow.
Sixty-two years, seven months and five days.
BUZZ LIGHTYEAR What?
IZZY I hope you’re ready for action,
because all we needed was a pilot.
BUZZ LIGHTYEAR For what?
IZZY To destroy the alien ship.
I have a plan, and I have a team.
Darby can take any three things and make them explode.
DARBY I do this and they shave a little
time off my sentence.
BUZZ LIGHTYEAR Okay, and what about you?
MO Well I thought that this was gonna be
like a fun boot camp, workout thing,
but it is not.
BUZZ LIGHTYEAR Ah!
MO Did I get it?
IZZY Pretty close!!
MO I need the...has anyone seen the harpoons?
IZZY Buzz!
SOX Buzz!
COMMANDER BURNSIDE Lightyear!
♪♪
SOX The probability of survival
with an inexperienced crew... is 38.2%.
MO Hmm, Seems a bit low.
IVAN Mission failure imminent. In 3...
IZZY Grandma always said she believed in you.
IVAN 2... 1...
MO That was a big swirly-doo.
- Uh, I think I need a bag. - No, no.
IVAN Please record your last words.
BUZZ LIGHTYEAR Do not vomit inside the vehicle.
[IVAN PLAYING BACK RECORDING] Do not vomit inside the vehicle.
IVAN If you are satisfied with this recording,
speak, or select one.
BUZZ LIGHTYEAR To infinity…
IZZY Are you trying to get me to
pull your finger?
MO Don’t fall for it!
BUZZ LIGHTYEAR No, not like that! Ugh,
sorry it’s a thing your grandma and I used to do.
DARBY Ew!