HERE YOU GO. OH.
UH...
UH, GUNTHER...
I CAN'T PAY FOR THIS RIGHT NOW
'CAUSE, UH, I'M NOT WORKING
SO I'VE HAD TO CUT DOWN ON SOME LUXURIES LIKE, UH...
PAYING FOR STUFF, SO...
IF YOU WANT, YOU CAN WORK HERE.
I DON'T KNOW.
SEE, I WAS A REGULAR ON A SOAP OPERA, YOU KNOW...
AND TO GO FROM THAT TO THIS, IT'S JUST...
AND PLUS, YOU KNOW, I'D HAVE TO WAIT ON ALL MY FRIENDS.
OKAY, BUT THE MONEY'S GOOD.
PLUS YOU GET TO STARE AT RACHEL AS MUCH AS YOU WANT.
WHAT?
FLEXIBLE HOURS.
OH.
MAYBE... MAYBE I COULD BE A WAITER.
COULD I USE THE PHONE?
OH, HEY, GUNTHER
CHECK THIS OUT.
( laughing)
YEAH, THAT CHANDLER CRACKS ME UP.
HEY, ROSS, LISTEN, YOU WANT ANYTHING TO DRINK?
'CAUSE I'M HEADING UP THERE.
UH, YEAH, I'LL TAKE A COFFEE.
THANKS, MAN. SURE.
COFFEE? NO.
COFFEE? 'CAUSE I'M GOING UP THERE.
OH, NO, THANK YOU. OKAY.
YOU GUYS NEED ANYTHING?
'CAUSE I'M HEADING UP THERE.
I'D LOVE A... ICE WATER.
( chuckling ): YOU GOT IT.
JOEY... WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
( chuckling ): JUST BEING FRIENDLY.
JOEY, I-I DON'T THINK YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO GO BACK THERE.
NO, NO, IT'S OKAY. RIGHT GUNTHER?
DON'T WINK AT ME.
AND PUT ON YOUR APRON.
( chuckling ): OKAY.
I DON'T SEE YOU ASKING ANY OTHER PAYING CUSTOMERS
TO PUT ON APRONS.
JOEY... DO YOU WORK HERE?
NO.
WAITER? YEAH?
WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL US YOU WORK HERE?
WELL...
WELL... IT'S KIND OF EMBARRASSING, YOU KNOW?
I MEAN, I WAS AN ACTOR; NOW I'M A WAITER.
IT'S SUPPOSED TO GO IN THE OTHER DIRECTION.
SO IS YOUR APRON-- YOU'RE WEARING IT LIKE A CAPE.
I MEAN, THE JOB'S EASY, AND THE MONEY'S GOOD, YOU KNOW
AND I GUESS IF I'M GOING TO BE HANGING OUT HERE ANYWAY
I MIGHT AS WELL GET PAID FOR IT, RIGHT?
I JUST FEEL KIND OF WEIRD SERVING YOU GUYS, YOU KNOW?
IT'LL BE GREAT. OH...
JOEY, COME ON, I DID IT
AND IT WAS FINE.
YEAH. WHY WOULD IT BE WEIRD?
HEY, JOEY, UH, COULD I GET SOME COFFEE?
OKAY, I GUESS IT DOESN'T SEEM THAT WEIRD.
SERIOUSLY, I ASKED YOU BEFORE-- YOU STILL HAVEN'T GOTTEN IT.
SEE, NOW IT'S WEIRD AGAIN.
I THINK IT'S GREAT THAT YOU WORK HERE.
YOU'LL MAKE A LOT OF MONEY, AND HERE'S YOUR FIRST TIP:
DON'T EAT YELLOW SNOW.
( chuckling)
2:15. COFFEE HOUSE.
THIS IS GREAT-- FINALLY, I HAVE SOMEONE
I CAN PASS ON MY WISDOM TO.
LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT A COUPLE THINGS I LEARNED
WHILE WORKING AT THE COFFEE HOUSE.
UM, FIRST OF ALL, THE CUSTOMER IS ALWAYS RIGHT;
A SMILE GOES A LONG WAY;
AND IF ANYONE IS EVER RUDE TO YOU...
SNEEZE MUFFIN.
THANKS, RACH.
HEY, LOOK...
YOU GUYS ARE JUST TERRIFIC, YOU KNOW?
NOW, HOW ABOUT CLEARING OUT OF HERE
SO I CAN GET SOME NEW CUSTOMERS, HUH?
IT'S ALL ABOUT TURNOVER.
( laughs)
JOEY...
SERIOUSLY
CAN I GET MY COFFEE?
OH, I'M SORRY, ROSS.
I'LL GET IT FOR YOU RIGHT NOW.
AND SINCE I MADE YOU WAIT, I'LL TOSS IN A FREE MUFFIN.