One, two, three *CLAP*
G'day, my name's Josh
and this is my mate Rhys
G'day
Now we're from Australia
and we love a good chat
but not for too long
so what us Aussies have gone and done
is abbreviated EVERYTHING
Australia, Straya
Football - Footy
Tennis Ball - Tenno
Biscuit - Biccy
Chocolate - Chocky
Chocolate Biscuit - Chocky Bicky
Mmmm!
McDonalds - Maccas
Laptop - Lappy
*Giggles*
ACDC - Acadaca
Devastated - Devo
Definitely - Defo!
Morning Tea - Mornos
No one has ever said mornos
I say that all the time!
What time is it? Mornos!
Get a bicky
Afternoon - Arvo
This afternoon - Sarvo
Dinner - Din dins
Breakfast - Brekky
Service Station - Servo
Petrol - Petty
Bottle Shop - Bottle-o
Tomorrow - Tomorra
Bowling Club - Bowlo
Garbage man - Garbo
Postman - Postie
R.S.L. - Arrie or Rissole
Smoke break - Smoko
Registration - Rego
Aggressive - Agro
Pregnant - Preggas
Wollongong - The Gong
Swimming costume - Cozzie
Mosquito - Mozzie
Tracksuit pants - Trackie dacks
Monday - Mondy
Tuesday - Choosdee
Wednesday - Wensdee
Thursday - Thursdee
Friday - Fry-dee
Saturday - Sat-dee
Sunday - Sundee
Birthday - Birthdee
Musician - Muso
U-turn - Uey
You're from out west - Westie
Facebook - Facey
Vegetarian - Veggo
Cab driver - Cabbie
Lipstick - Lippy
Sunglasses - Sunnies
Present - Prezzie
Christmas - Chrissy
Christmas Present - Crissy Prezzie
St Vincent de Paul - Vinnies
Salvation Army - Salvos
Cup of Tea - Cuppa
Is that British?
*SIP* We are British
Avocado - Avo
Have an Avocado - Avanavo
Spaghetti Bolognese - Spag Bog
Bog?
Do you call it spag bog or spag bol?
Bol
I think there's two variations
Bog is poo!
Underpants - Undies
Beverage - Bevy
Chewing Gum - Chewy
Toasted Sandwich - Toastie
Methylated Spirits - Metho
Turpentine - Turps
Fellow - Fella
Poverty stricken person - Povvo
Husband - Hubby
Give Me - Gimme
Trying to - Tryna
Hectic - Heckers!
Cigarette - Ciggy
Tin can of beer - Tinny
Schnitzel - Schnitty
Ambulance - Ambo
Fireman - Firey
Cop - Coppa
Bricklayer - Brickie
Tradesman - Tradie
Umbrella - Brolly
Sick day off work - Sicky
Kangaroo - Roo
Champagne - Champers
Relatives - Relos
Expensive - Exxy
Brisbane - Brizzy
Derelict - Dero
Cabernet Sauvignon - Cab Sav
Kindergarten - Kindy!
I did write like a little
after smoko i might go down the bowlo sarvo
for a schnitty and bevvy with Tommo
then i'll head back to the missus for din-dins
with the fam and watch some soapies on the tele
hopefully on the way i don't get pulled over by the coppers
coz i don't have me rego
We are so bogan!
Hopefully you've learnt how to speak Aussie (Australian)
So you can have shorter convos (conversations)
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check out his page here
See ya next time!
Cya later!