every week Tyler gave the rules that he
and I decided the first rule of Fight
Club is you do not talk about my club
second rule of Fight Club is you do not
talk about Fight Club third rule of
Fight Club someone yells stop goes limp
taps out the fight is over fourth rule
only two guys to fight it rule one fight
at a time fellas no shirts no shoes
seventh rule fights will go on as long
as they have to and the eighth and final
rule if this is your first night at
Fight Club you have to fight
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these kids from work Ricky couldn't
remember whether you ordered tens of
blue ink or black
but Ricky was a God for ten minutes when
he trounced the maitre d of a local food
court sometimes all you can hear with
the flat part hacking sounds Oh buddy
yelling
for the wet choke when someone caught
their breath and sprays weren't alive
anywhere like you were there but Fight
Club only exists in the hours between
when Fight Club starts and when Fight
Club ends even if I could tell someone
they had a good fight I wouldn't be
talking the same man who you were in
Fight Club is not who you were in the
rest of the world a guy came to Fight
Club for the first time his ass was a
lot of cookie dough after a few weeks he
was carved out of wood but any celebrity
who shot I'd say William Shatner
you
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