Oh, my God. I love this apartment!
- Isn't it perfect? - Ah.
I can't believe I never realized how-how great it is!
Well, that is because your eye
immediately goes to the big naked man.
(Phoebe) 'It's amazing!'
You better hurry up and fill out an application
or I'm gonna beat you to it.
[scoffing] Oh.
Well, I never thought I'd say this
but I'm gonna go use ugly naked guy's bathroom.
Yeah.
Oh, look! There's-there's Monica and Chandler.
'Hey!'
Hey, you guys!
Hey!
Oh!
Oh! Oh!
- What? - Oh-oh!
Chandler and Monica!
- Oh, my God! - Oh!
Chandler and Monica!
- Oh, my God! - Oh!
Oh, my eyes! My eyes!
Phoebe! Phoebe!
- Oh! - Okay! It's okay. It's okay!
- No, they're doing it! - I know!
I know! I know!
- You know? - Yes, I know it.
Joey knows, but Ross doesn't know
so you have to stop screaming!
Hey, what's going on?
[both screaming]
- What? What? - Hi! Nothing!
Oh, God, we're just so excited
that you want to get this apartment!
Actually it looks really good.
[screaming] It looks pretty good!
Get in here! Come on!
[all screaming]
You mean whenever Monica and Chandler
were like, you know, doing laundry
or going grocery shopping, or..
Oh, all that time Monica spent
on the phone with sad Linda from camp?
Mm-hm. Doing it, doing it, phone, doing it.
Oh!
I can't believe it!
I mean, I think it's great. For him.
She might be able to do better.
- Hey, you guys. - Joey, come here!
- Come here. - What? What?
Phoebe found out about Monica and Chandler.
You mean how they're friends and nothing more?
Uh-huh.
No. Joey, she knows.
We were at ugly naked guy's apartment
and we saw them doing it through the window.
Actually, we saw them doing it
up against the window.
Okay, so now they know you know
and they don't know that Rachel knows?
Yes, but, you know what
it doesn't matter who knows what.
Now enough of us know
that we could just tell them we know.
Now all the lying and the secrets
will finally be over.
Or, we could not tell them we know
and have a little fun of our own.
Hey, Mon, what are you doing now?
You wanna come see a movie with us?
Ah, you know, actually
I-I was gonna do some laundry.
Huh?
Hey, Chandler, you wanna do it with me?
- Sure, I'll do it with you. - Okay.
Okay, great. Hold on a second.
Oh! Here you go.
You don't mind, do you?
That would really help me out a lot. Thanks.
You know what, I-I don't-I don't think
I have enough quarters.
- Oh, I have quarters. - Ah.
Hello?
Oh, yeah, hold on a second, she's right here.
Hey, it's Chandler.
Oh!
Hello, you.
Hello, Phoebe, I've been thinking about you all day.
Huh?
Well, you know that thing you said before?
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't intrigued.
Really?
Yeah, listen, Joey is not gonna be here tonight.
So why don't you come over and I'll let you, uh..
...feel my bicep.
Or maybe more.
I'll have to get back to you on that. Okay, bye.
Oh, my God, he wants me to come over
and feel his bicep and more!
- Are you kidding? - No.
I cannot believe he would do that to Mon..
What?
Joey? Do they know that we know?
- No. - Joey?
- They know you know. - Oh, I knew it!
Oh, I cannot believe those two!
They thought that they could mess with us?
They're trying to mess with us?
[chuckles]
They don't know that we know they know we know.
And, Joey, you can't say anything.
Couldn't if I wanted to.