(Rachel) 'Okay, come on, somebody, somebody.'
(Monica) 'Alright, I'll go, I'll go.
Okay, um, senior year of college on a pool table.
- Ooh-hoo-hoo! - Pool table!
That's my sister.
Okay, okay.
My weirdest place would have to be..
...the women's room on the second floor
of the New York City public library.
Oh, my God.
What were you doing in a library?
Hey, Pheebs, what about you?
Oh, um, Milwaukee.
Uh, Ross?
[clears throat] Disneyland, 1989..
"It's a small world after all."
No way.
Yeah, the, uh, the ride broke down
so Carol and I went behind a couple of those
mechanical Dutch children.
Then they fixed the ride
and we were asked never to return to the Magic Kingdom.
Ooh, Rachel?
Oh, come on, I already went.
- 'No.' - You did not go!
- Yes, I did. - 'Come on tell us!'
- Come on. - Come on.
Alright, uh..
...the weirdest place would have to be..
...the foot of the bed.
- Step back. - We have a winner!
I've just never... had a relationship
with that kind of passion y'know?
Where-where you have to have somebody
right there, in the middle of a themepark.
Well, it was the only thing to do there
that didn't have a line.
Alright, well, see, I mean... Barry wouldn't even kiss me
on a miniature-golf course.
- Come on. - No.
He said we were "holding up the people behind us."
And you didn't marry him, because?
I mean, do you think..
...there are people that go through life
never having that kind of ...?
- Probably. - Really?
Well, you know, I'll tell you something.
Passion is way overrated.
- Yeah, right. - It is.
Uh, eventually, it kind of burns out.
But hopefully, what you're left with is trust..
and security and, uh..
...well, in the case of my ex-wife, lesbianism.
So, you know, for all those people who miss out
on that, uh, passion thing.
...there's all that other good stuff.
[sighs] Okay.
But, um, but I don't think that's gonna be you.
- You don't? - Mm.
See, I see, uh..
...big passion in your future.
- Really? - Hmm.
- You do? - I do.
Oh, Ross, you're so great.
It's never gonna happen.
- What? - You and Rachel.
[chuckles]
[mumbling]
Why not?
Because you waited too long to make your move.
and now you're in the "friend zone".
No, no, no. I'm not in the zone.
No, Ross. You're mayor of the zone!
Look, I'm taking my time, alright?
I'm-I'm-I'm laying the groundwork.
Yeah, I mean, every day
just a little bit closer to, uh--
Priesthood!
Ross, I'm telling you, she no idea, what you're thinking
And if you don't ask her out soon..
...you're gonna end up stuck in the zone forever.
I will, I will. I'm jus.
See, I'm waiting for the, uh, the right moment.
[sighs]
What?
- What, now? - Yeah.
What's messing you up? The wine?
The candles? The moonlight? Huh?
You just gotta go up tor and you gotta say
- "Look, Rachel, I think- " - Shh-shh.
- Shh-shh. - What are we shushing?
We're shushing...because trying to-to hear something.
- What? What? - Uh, don't you hear that?
Ah.
- See? - Huh.