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I’m so excited!
Yes, today is the big planet football match!
All the planets are getting together and having a big match.
It’s going to be out of this world!
What is that annoying noise?
You?
No, that annoying bouncing noise.
Sorry Uranus, quick on your head.
Stop that!
I’m red and I’m a rocker and I’m ready for soccer!
No Mars. Some people on me call it Soccer...
but it isn’t to do with actual socks!
Oh man!
What’s the teams?
We’re thinking the Outer Planets, vs The Inner Rocky Planets.
That’s a good idea.
Hey Neptune, still the windiest planet I see.
Hey hey! Make way for the BIGGEST Planet in The Solar System!
Hey Big J, hey Mercury.
Hey guys, am I playing?
Pluto? Um. But you’re….
Oh, uh….Not A Planet!
Hang on though, we need a referee.
Yes, someone who likes rules.
Someone grumpy.
Yes someone who likes stopping fun.
What?
Ok, we’ve got our referee.
But we need one more player to make it four vs four.
Hey Pluto, do you want a game?
Yes!
Hang on, there’s a size difference here though...
We need to get the pumps in to make it fair.
Ready, steady, Pump!
Ok I want a nice, fair game. No rough tackles.
Who, me?
Yes, you…
As if I would.
I literally just told you….
Sorry…
Wooo!
What was that?! I’m the referee!
Sorry, I thought you had the ball…
Great save Neptune!
Thanks!
Goal!
That was great guys, a good clean game too.
Was it?!
hey Uranus I’ve got a football joke for you.
What was the horse’s favourite footballer?
I don’t know.
Neigh-Mar.
Ha ha. Neymar, Neigh-Mar get it? He plays for Brazil…
Yellow card!
What for a bad joke?
Oh no the floodlights have failed.
What are we going to do?
I know. Hey Sun over here.
Great idea Mercury!
Penalty!
For what?
Handball.
But I don’t have any hands!
Yellow Card!
But I…
Oh yeah. I’m the best. I’m the best!
Goal! Go me! Go me! Go me!
Unlucky Neptune, you did make a good save though.
Do we still have time to kick off, ref?
Yes. Yes you do.
Oh come on!
I’m sure he does it on purpose.
Yay!
Woo Hoo!
Game over. Inner Rocky Planets 2, Outer Planets (and dwarf planet) 1.
Good game guys!
Phew! That was great.
And some good refereeing too, don’t you think?
Great game Jupiter.
I never understand you, Venus.
Lovely off the pitch, but on it, you’re crazy.
A bit like my clouds covering me.
Pretty on the outside. All hot and ferocious underneath.
And a bit like Planet Uranus. Grumpy on the outside...
And grumpy on the inside!!
What?
Nothing!