- Imagine spending (cash register sound) millions of dollars
on a yacht just to (sound effect) ram into the dock.
- Wow.
Or hundreds of thousands of dollars on a car,
just for it to catch on fire.
This is expensive.
These are some of the most expensive fails you'll ever see.
This is one of those trucks
that carries a bunch of cars.
I assume they're all about to fall off.
If so, that's gonna be hilarious. Oh!
- And Mustangs. Oh my God.
- He probably was carrying $5 million worth of cars.
He had one job.
- One. Drive truck forward, not sideways.
Oh. I saw this. Look at that.
- Oh.
- I'm pretty sure they calculated.
- [Commentator] Millions and millions
and millions of dollars.
Why don't they just make lane wide?
- Because you're supposed to-
- I'm bored. (snoring sound)
I think that's funny.
Oh. Who would have thought, another giant boat crashing.
- What's with giant boats and hitting stuff?
- I love how at the start
they're just nonchalantly standing there.
What if that boat just come on to land?
- What if it also gets (loud crash) onto the land?
- Oh, even worse.
Which is worse, that or this Lamborghini crash?
- Oh, I saw this on TikTok. That's expensive.
- Wow.
- That's a Ferrari and a Lamborghini crash.
- It's like they were trying to waste money.
- (cash register sound) Yeah.
What was the plan there? Like, literally.
- It was raining. Who knows?
- I mean, come on.
Even though it's a little wet out there,
you gotta be able to grip her.
- Walter, what do you think of that sentence?
(ominous voice) I agree, Walter. (chuckles)
So, you're walking into a store. Oh.
- Ooh.
- Oh. (chuckles)
When I worked at Best Buy,
if anything ever happened like that, I'm pretty sure
my fight or flight response would just be like, "leave".
Never come back.
- Quit?
- No, not even quit.
Just run out the door. Never come back.
- When you worked at Best Buy,
did you ever see something like that?
- I did see somebody knock over a bunch of TVs.
- Okay, so, they're dropping a Humvee out of a-
- Oh, this is like Battlefield. You called it in.
- Wait. (chuckles) It didn't stop? (laughs)
- He's just laughing.
He's like, "Haha, hundred thousand of our tax dollars gone.
- He's like, "Yeah, there you go, guys.
Make sure to pay Uncle Sam so we can drop more Humvees
out of the sky.
- It hurts.
So, this guy made the Leaning Tower of Pisa
with 12,000 blocks.
Seeing how it's in a fail video,
I assume it gets knocked over.
- Guinness Book of World Records team are gonna come
to evaluate it.
- Okay.
- Oh, the wire.
- That had to be staged.
The fact that he just went "Guinness World Records
on the way",
and then the reporters just like (makes cracking sound).
- I need a fact check.
If that's not real, I'm going to be angry.
- Duck down. Walter, was it real?
- (ominous music) No.
- Thank you, Walter.
That's a big drop.
Every guy in the world, when they see this drop,
wants to drop their phone.
- Whatever you see around you-
- You wanna drop.
Or you sometimes just want to (in unison) spit.
Yeah, exactly. Exactly.
So, he is taking one for the team
and sacrificing the iPhone.
- [Cameraman] Oh my goodness.
- Okay. So, it stills work.
- [Cameraman] I can't unlock it.
- It broke the logic board.
- Oh.
- Hey, wait, wait. ARMAS?
More like "invading your country".
- More like, "ARMAS ship going through your bridge?
(laughs) Yo, which one's funnier?
Mine, mine, mine.
- Except for, that wasn't a bridge.
That was just a wall.
- That's a road. Those are arrows.
What, do you put arrows on a road that goes on a bridge?
- I don't know. It could be on a building.
It could be on a building.
- Your mom's a building.
- Who would have thought this place would catch on fire?
- Yo, let's throw alcohol at it.
- Wait, is that what made it grow?
Oh, he's like, "Oh, that didn't stop it".
Wait, did this actually become something?
Oh God. Yeah, you should leave.
- They're like, "Hey, call 911". Nope, film a TikTok.
Whoa. That's going bad fast.
Get out. Go. Go on, get out.
This is why humans die a lot,
because we see something bad happen,
and we're like, "Oh, film".
- "Film".
- "Monkey film".
(cracking sound) Oh!
- Well, that's why you don't play ball in the house, kids.
- That's why you play ball in the house, that was cool.
Let's salute the MacBooks.
- No, we're not saluting MacBooks.
Nobody likes Macs.
- Oh.
- He's like, "You're good. You're good".
(yells)
- I like the throwing hands up.
- He's like, "Come on, man".
He's hitting every single one.
I like that color of the yacht.
- Is it just a common thing for boats
to accidentally ram stuff?
(indistinct dialogue)
- Those things are like $20 million, $30 million.
- I'll take it with some scratches for 10 bucks. (chuckles)
- Oh!
- Why did he do that?
- Wait, wait. Can we get a slow-mo? (crashing sound)
- Why?
- Walter, would you do that?
- (ominous music) No.
- Agreed. He is pretty intelligent.
Actually, here, Chris, can you just leave?
- Yeah.
- Just for this one?
I want to react to this one with Walter.
Walter, this clip is running over an iPhone. Oh.
She dropped her phone and they got ran over.
Alright, Walter, What'd you think?
(laughter) Agreed.
- I was enjoying sitting on the floor.
- Oh yeah. That was funny.
Wait, I thought it was Elon that threw it. Was it not Elon?
- Has it all just been a lie?
This is like, what's that, the Mandela Effect.
I swear it was Elon.
- I thought it was Elon too.
Here's the thing.
Of course it cracked the windows. Zoom in.
Look at them biceps.
Why not grab a noodley arm guy
if you didn't want to break the window? (laughs)
You know he wants to yell at someone so bad.
Oh, I've seen this.
- Oh!
- Yeah. He tries to flip the car.
- Yo, that thing is strong. Oh my God. Yo.
That's a real Chad. Yo, he's making it leak fluids.
He knows he can gouge with those things.
That's wild. You wanna go run with some bulls?
- No, I don't wanna die.
I was just thinking, if a bull came up to my car,
what would I do?
Okay. What am I watching?
- (sudden yelling) Oh my God!
- That could have been much worse.
- Yeah, they're so lucky there was a tree there.
I guess they accidentally pressed the gas.
- Make sure your car is in reverse when you wanna reverse.
Whose genius idea was it to just drive through the mud?
- Well, I mean, it's a tank.
It should make it through.
The other wheels aren't touching the ground, that's why.
You telling me we could have won wars
and all we needed was a little bit of dirt and water
- And some mud.
- Some mud. Some good old fashioned mud.
- Countries from 1942 are watching this like, "Darn it!"
- Shaking their fists,
they're like, "We had plenty of mud. No!"
- Why didn't we use it?
Wait. Oh, wait.
- What an idiot!
- With that much water, there's no way it worked.
- No, he flooded the engine.
- No way.
- [Anchor] It sped off like it was no big deal.
- That should have messed up the car.
- That definitely did some damage.
You don't always see the damage at first,
(cash register sound) but when he gets that mechanic bill,
hey, the damage gone be his pocket, you know what I mean.
- Hey, duck down, duck down.
(ominous music) Walter knows what you mean.
- This guy gets it.
- Is that a turbine?
Oh, that's a train.
- Yup. It hits it.
(train horn sound) Boom.
- Whoa.
- Why is the camera turning with it? That's interesting.
Thankfully, it looks like the guy in the truck's okay,
but geez.
- The train could have just went around it.
- Yeah. Why didn't he just turn a little bit?
- Yeah, what a jerk.
- Okay, so, this is a giant- it looks like birthday dessert.
- Oh, they tripped there. I would cry.
- Oh, wait. His shirt says birthday party.
I guess they do that for a living.
- Yeah. That's their business.
- I wonder if they quit after that.
- Giant RC plane explosion.
- That is- there's no way that's-
- At what point (laughs) is an RC plane a real plane?
Where's the lie though?
- Isn't that the Brazilian flag? Oh, Brazil is coming-
(explosion) Oh, what just happened?
- You see the guy on the left's reaction?
- He's sad.
- I feel bad for him.
Word on the street is if you subscribe,
it'll make him happy.
- Please make him happy. That jet meant everything to him.
It was like his child.
- It was his child. This boat is going into a wave. (gasps)
Oh, is it?
- Oh! Yo, it just flipped it.
- Oh my God.
- That looked almost like one of Tucker's little bath toys
and like (wave crashing sound).
- Hey, I'm never buying a boat now.
- Hey, I might. I like boats.
- Do you like it flipped over and potentially dying?
- Think I'm better.
I was built different.
- [Woman] Excuse me. No, no!
- Oh! (laughs) He said (munching sound).
He was using the little puppy as bait.
- He's like, "Okay, you walk up there.
They know you can't reach it.
So, they won't feel threatened.
Then I snoop in and take the whole thing.
- And then we'll split it.
- You get one slice, I get nine. (indistinct) 10 slices?
He's like, "I don't know". (laughs)
- I can't count. I'm a dog.
- Oh, that guy-
- Look at his face. He knows he messed up.
That kind of stuff only happens
when you're like 30 minutes from getting off work.
- Yeah. And now you gotta pull an all-nighter
fixing the cans.
- (gasps) (laughs) What? What is that?
- This view is nice. Oh, it's (yells).
- Ouch! And it moved towards it.
- (gasps) Oh, not your house.
- Oh my gosh.
- Yo, there's a guy on TikTok who cuts down trees
and he's really good with it.
And he can make them fall between houses.
- He's not that guy.
- It is not that guy. (chuckles)
- So, it looks like this guy was filling up on gas.
- Ooh. That's a McLaren. That's an expensive car.
- Car caught on fire.
Dude, I don't know if I would get close to that,
'cause what if the gas station just blew up?
- Oh!
Why did you need to do that?
Well, they probably had to make sure
they got everything put out
because it was so close to the gas
and they wanted to make sure they're like-
- It just looks funny.
- Screw your hundred thousand dollars car,
we don't want an explosion.
- That's way more than a hundred grand.
(cash register sound)
- I'm sorry, I'm not a rich McLaren guy.
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