...first saw the giant dog shadow fall over the park
Yeah, but did they have to shoot him down?
I mean that was just mean.
Okay, right about now
the turkey should be crispy on the outside
juicy on the inside...
Why are we standing here?
We're waiting for you to open the door.
You've got the keys.
No, I don't.
Yes, you do.
When we left, you said, "got the keys."
No, I didn't. I
No, no, no, you said, "got the
Either of you have the
The oven is on!
Oh, I've got to get my ticket!
Oh, wait, wait. We have a copy of your key.
Well, then get it! Get it!
Hey, hey, that tone wont make me go any faster.
- Joey. - That one will.
[instrumental music]
Nope, not that one.
Can you go any faster with that?
Hey, I got one key hole and about a zillion keys.
You do the math.
Why do you guys have so many keys in there anyway?
For an emergency just like this.
Alright, listen, smirky, if it wasn't for you
and your stupid balloon, I would be on a plane
watching a woman do
but I'm not.
I swear you said you had the keys!
No, I didn't!
I wouldn't say I had the keys unless I had the keys...
And I
Oh, okay, alright. That's it. Enough with the keys.
- Why would I have the keys? - Oh.
Aside from the fact that you said you had them?
- But I didn't. - Well, you should have.
- 'Why?' - 'Because.'
Why? Because everything is
Is that-isn't it enough that I'm making
Thanksgiving dinner for everyone?
You know, everyone wants a different kind of potato.
So I'm making different kinds of potatoes!
I mean, does anybody care
what kind of potatoes I
No! No! No!
You know, just as long Phoebe gets her peas and onions
and Mario gets his tots and...
It's my first Thanksgiving! and I..
It's all burned! and..
[sobbing]
Okay, Monica, only dogs can hear you now.
Look, the door's open. Here we go.
Oh, God.
- Oh. - Oh.
Well... turkey's burnt!
Potatoes are ruined. Potatoes are ruined.
Potatoes are ruined.
♪ Here we come
♪ Walkin' down the.. ♪
This doesn't smell like mom's.
No, it doesn't, does it?
But you wanted lumps, Ross?
Well, here you go, buddy. You got one!
Oh, God, this is great!
The plane is gone, so I guess I'm stuck here with you guys!
Hey, we all had better plans, okay?
This was nobody's first choice.
Oh, really?
So why was I busting my ass to make
this delicious Thanksgiving dinner?!
You call that delicious?
[indistinct chatter]
Stop it! Stop it! Stop it!
Now,