So, Chandler, have you heard about Monica's secret boyfriend?
Uh, y-yeah, she, uh, she, uh, she might have mentioned him.
Yeah.
So, Mon, when are we gonna meet this, uh..
...new secret waiter man?
Oh, he's really shy.
I-I don't think he's up to meeting everyone yet.
Yeah, I don't think he's up to meeting everyone yet.
I don't care, I wanna meet this guy
who's the best sex she ever had.
Really?
That's what you heard? You said that?
I might have said that.
[laughs]
Why is that funny?
Because I'm very happy for him.
And you, you lucky dog.
- Hey, Monica. - 'Mm-hmm?'
Can I ask you a cooking question?
Sure.
If you're cooking on the stove..
...does that mean that your new secret boyfriend
is better in bed than Richard?
Chandler.
Is he?
You know what, I-I think I'm going to respect the privacy
of my new secret boyfriend.
W-why?
I mean, if this guy was me
and it was me who had learned that it was me
who was the best you'd ever had..
...I'd be going like this.
[instrumental music]
- Hi, Chandler. - Hey.
Uh, listen, I need that broiling pan
that Joey borrowed the other day.
- Oh, that was yours? - 'Mm-hmm.'
Uh, yeah, we used it when the duck was
throwing up caterpillars.
Williams-Sonoma, fall catalog, page 27.
Expect it in four to six weeks.
Um, hey, uh, Joey's gonna be at the telethon
for the rest of the day and..
...we have the whole place to ourselves.
Yeah, so?
Well, I just thought maybe you'd wanna..
...book some time with the best you've ever had.
You know what, champ?
I think I'll pass.
- Why? - Why?
What's your point?
Look...maybe I got carried away before
but there's something you gotta know.
If I'm the best..
...it's only because you made me the best.
Keep talkin'.
I mean, I was nothing before you.
Call the other girls and ask.
Which wouldn't take long.
But when I'm with you, and we're together..
...oh...my...God.
- Really? - Oh, oh, my God.
Now, I understand if you never wanna sleep with me again.
But that would be wrong.
We're too good.
We owe it...to sex!
Well, if we owe it.
Oh!
Oh, my.
When is Joey gonna be home?
Well, I was kind of hoping we could do this without him.
Oh, no, no, no. Leave the gloves on.
But I just cleaned the bathroom.
Yeah, why don't we lose the gloves.
Yeah.