oh look blair forgot her glasses and
she's gonna really be needing these to
keep an eye on that boyfriend
who from what i hear needs to keep his
stapler
in his desk drawer if you know what i'm
talking about
hey rach maybe your resolution should be
to um gossip less
why i don't gossip
maybe sometimes i find out things or i
hear
something and i pass that information on
you know kind of like a public service
doesn't mean i'm a gossip i mean would
you call ted koppel a gossip
well if ted koppel talked about his
co-workers botched boob jobs
yeah i would well they were like this
hey everybody rachel was so good today
she didn't gossip at all
i didn't even when i found out um all
right
well let's just say i found out
something about someone and let's just
say
she's gonna keep it
i can't wait to be with you i'll sneak
over as soon as ross picks up ben
i'll just tell rachel i'm going to be
doing laundry for a couple hours laundry
huh
is that my new nickname
ah you know what your nickname is mr
vic
oh it's joey i have such a problem
uh well your timing couldn't be better i
am putting out fires all over the place
okay okay joey i have got to tell you
something
what what is it what is it oh my god
it's so huge but you just have to
promise me you cannot tell
anyone oh no no no no no no i don't want
to know
i know this yes yes you do want to know
this is unbelievable
i don't care rach look i am tired of
being the guy who knows all the secrets
and can't tell anyone what
what secrets you know secrets what are
they and you're not supposed to be
gossiping no i know i just can't keep
this one in so i pick up the phone
okay now that everything's wrapped up
here i think i'm i'm gonna go do my
laundry
miami too you know if this shirt is
dirty yep
[Music]
okay i'm gonna go too i'm gonna go to
the airport i figure if i hang around
there long enough someone's bound to
leave one of those planes unattended
good luck honey bye
hmm hey uh joey remember that big thing
i was going to tell you about
i'm not gonna tell you but if you found
out on your own
that would be okay and then we could
talk about it right well then it
wouldn't be a secret
so yeah that would be okay yeah yeah
yeah come on
hey uh joe would you mind going over
into chandler's bedroom and getting that
book back that he uh barred from me
now you want me to go over there now
do you know something do you know
something
i might know something i might know
something too
what's the thing you know oh no i can't
tell you and she tell me what you know i
can't tell you what i know well then i
can't tell you what i know okay fine
[Laughter]
you don't know all right how about i go
over there and i will walk into
chandler's bedroom and i will see the
thing that i think that i know is
actually the thing that i think that i
know
oh you know but you know
yeah i know she'll learn monica oh this
is unbelievable
how long have you known too long oh my
god rach i've been dying to talk to
someone about this
brother said listen you can't say
anything to anybody they're so weird
about that listen
[Applause]
hey it's raining and i like to fly in
the rain
so
oh i am gonna go for a walk in the rain
oh yeah me too
i'll leave