Aren't you gonna talk Earth?
Venus, you're supposed to tell me when to start talking!
So you want me to write the film, direct the film and present the film?
No! just say action!
Stupid planets telling me what to do!
Hi all, welcome to my video….
Our video!
Our video….on Planets and their Moons!
I’m Planet Earth
And this is Planet Venus.
Hi!
Let’s go across the Solar System and find a Planet to talk to.
Venus did you bring the camera?
Here’s our first Planet. Hey Mars how are you?
I’m great thanks Earth. How are you guys?
I’m great thanks Mars.
I'm...
...annoying?
Good! Thanks Mars.
We’ve come to talk about your moons Mars.
Cool.
How many moons do you have?
I have two moons.
Two? That’s all? What a waste of my time...
So Mars!
You have two moons. That’s so cool. Tell me about them.
Well they are called Phobos and Deimos and they are very odd shaped.
It is possible they are asteroids left over that were captured by me.
Great facts, thanks. Any more questions Venus?
Yes, what time is lunch?
N…No about Mars… sigh. Well thank you Mars. On to the next planet.
Lunch? Really? it’s only 9 am.
Next up. Planet Neptune!
Hey Earth, hey Venus.
Hey Neptune. Now obviously you are known as the windiest Planet in The Solar System.
The windiest planet in The Solar System!
What are you doing Venus?
Nothing!
But how many moons do you have?
I have a lot of moons. I actually have 14 moons!
14? Wow.
Is that a lie?
What did you say?
I want some pie.
Oh. Yes me too. I’m very hungry.
Tell us something about your moons.
My largest moon is called Triton.
It’s a little bit smaller than Earth’s moon, but it is covered in active volcanos.
Venus. Do you have any questions?
Venus?
And can I also have an ice cream with chocolate sauce and sprinkles please?
Venus! We’re filming here. What are you doing?
Ooh, ooh. can I have a rocket lolly please?
And a rocket lolly please.
This is so unprofessional!
Can I get a strawberry cone please?
On to Planet Mercury. How are you?
I’m great guys. Oh it’s Venus.
I’ll only do this if she doesn’t call me annoying again.
Uh, ok I promise.
The most annoying Planet!
Venus!
So Mercury, how many moons do you have?
Uh, I have no moons.
Great, shall I pack up then?
Hang on, hang on. What do you mean you have no moons?
He means he has no moons.
No, I know that, what I mean is why?
Well, because I am so close to The Sun and its gravity, plus I am so small...
...I can’t hold my own moons. Any moon I had would just get captured by The Sun.
Oh. Stupid Sun!
stupid sun, stupid sun, stupid sun, stupid sun, stupid sun
Onto Jupiter. Hey Big J!
Hey guys, how are you?
Now Jupiter, you are the biggest Planet in The Solar System.
The biggest Planet in The Solar System!
Earth?
I just wanted to try it .
But do you have a lot of moons?
Yes I do. I have 79 moons!
Woah.
Wow!
I also have the largest moon in The Solar System. Ganymede.
Ganymede is actually bigger than Mercury.
And less annoying.
Hey!
That is incredible! Well, thank you Ju…
I’ll tell you all of my moon names shall I?
Uh...
Well there’s Ganymede, Europa, Io...
Shall we go?
Yep.
Callisto, Ersa, Kale, Kore….
Hey I just realised. We haven’t done your moons yet Earth.
Hey Earth.
Hi Venus.
How many moons do you have Earth?
Well..
88?
No
80?
No.
Wow maybe 34 then.
No, I have one moon.
So, sorry, how many?
One.
Wow. 100 moons.
No, just 1.
But my moon is amazing. Because it is the only moon that humans have ever been on.
Tha….Thats pretty much it isn’t it?
Yeah. Shall we move on.
Let's move on.
On to Planet Uranus.
Venus, the lighting is not quite right here. Can you turn the light up please?
Yes sure.
Ah! Too bright. I can’t see.
Oops, sorry. Perhaps I’d better take over.
Hey Uranus.
Hey Venus.
We’re here to ask how many moons you have?
Uh, which way! Which way!
Well, I have quite a lot of moons. I actually have 27 moons!
You’re joking!
Do I look like I’m joking.
Well, no…
Annoying Venus turning the light up too bright!
My moons are really interesting
Warning! The following may not be interesting!
because they are named after characters from the works of William Shakespeare and Alexander Pope.
Uh. Thank you Uranus. That was…uh…really interesting.
On to Planet Saturn. Hey Saturn.
Hey dudes! Nice to see you.
How many moons do you have Saturn?
Well dudes. Prepare yourself.
I have the most known moons in the Solar System. I have 82 moons!
Wow! That’s a lot of moons.
I know. One of moons Titan, is the second largest moon in the Solar System.
Veuns!
It was thought that Jupiter had the most, but it is now thought that I do.
Oh man!
Wait a second. Have you done Venus’ moons yet?
No need, we’re out of time.
Yes good point Neptune!
Warning! This might be a lot of fun!
We’re really out of t…
So Venus how are you?
Fine!
Good. So tell me how moons you have.
I have…
100 moons?
No.
55 moons?
No.
39 moons?
No! OK guys I get it. I have no moons!
You’re joking!
I am also probably too close to the Sun.
And anyway, I am far too fabulous to need a moon.
Okay, okay guys. Ii get it.