[bell rings]
- ALL RIGHT, LISTEN UP, Y'ALL.
I'M Y'ALL'S SUBSTITUTE TEACHER, MR. GARVEY.
I TAUGHT SCHOOL FOR 20 YEARS IN THE INNER CITY,
SO DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT MESSING WITH ME.
Y'ALL FEEL ME? - MM-HMM.
- OKAY. LET'S TAKE ROLL HERE.
JAY QUELLIN.
WHERE'S JAY QUELLIN AT?
NO JAY QUELLIN HERE?
- [clears throat] - YEAH.
- UH, DO YOU MEAN JACQUELINE?
- OKAY. SO THAT'S HOW IT'S GONNA BE.
Y'ALL WANNA PLAY.
OKAY, THEN.
I GOT MY EYE ON YOU, JAY QUELLIN.
BALAKAY.
WHERE IS BALAKAY AT?
THERE'S NO BALAKAY HERE TODAY?
YES, SIR.
- MY NAME IS BLAKE. - BL...
ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR GODDAMN MIND?
[mocking voice] BLAKE. WHAT?
DO YOU WANNA GO TO WAR, BALAKEY? - NO.
- 'CAUSE WE COULD GO TO WAR. - NO.
- I'M FOR REAL. I'M FOR REAL.
SO YOU BETTER CHECK YOURSELF.
DEE-NICE.
IS THERE A DEE-NICE?
IF ONE OF Y'ALL SAYS SOME SILLY-ASS NAME...
THIS WHOLE CLASS IS GONNA FEEL MY WRATH.
NOW, DEE-NICE. - DO YOU MEAN DENISE?
- SON OF A BITCH!
YOU SAY YOUR NAME RIGHT, RIGHT NOW.
- DENISE? - YOU SAY IT RIGHT.
- DENISE. - CORRECTLY.
- DENISE. - RIGHT.
- DEE-NICE. - THAT'S BETTER.
- [sighs] - THANK YOU.
NOW, AY-AY-RON.
WHERE ARE YOU?
WHERE IS AY-AY-RON RIGHT NOW?
NO AY-AY RON, HUH?
WELL, YOU BETTER BE SICK, DEAD, OR MUTE, AY-AY-RON!
- HERE. OH, MAN.
- WHY DIDN'T YOU ANSWER ME THE FIRST TIME I SAID IT, HUH?
- HUH? - YOU KNOW, I'M JUST ASKING YOU.
I SAID IT, LIKE, FOUR TIMES.
SO WHY DIDN'T YOU SAY IT THE FIRST TIME I SAID, "AY-AY-RON?"
- BECAUSE IT'S PRONOUNCED "AARON."
- SON OF A BITCH! [clattering]
YOU DONE MESSED UP, AY-AY RON, NOW TAKE YOUR ASS ON DOWN
TO OH-SHAG-HENNESY'S OFFICE RIGHT NOW AND TELL HIM
EXACTLY WHAT YOU DID!
- WHO? - OH-SHAG-HENNESY!
- PRINCIPAL O'SHAUGHNESSY?
- GET OUT OF MY GODDAMN CLASSROOM BEFORE I BREAK
MY FOOT OFF IN YOUR ASS!
INSUBORDINATE...
AND CHURLISH.
TYM-OH-THEE.
- PRESENT. - THANK YOU!