How do I look?
Oh, um...I don't care.
There's Lorraine.
Okay, now remember, no trading.
You get the pretty one, I get the mess.
- Hi, Joey. - Hey.
Well, well.
Look what you brought.
Very nice.
And what did you bring?
She's checking her coat.
Joey, I'm going to go wash the cab smell off my hands
Will you get me a White Zinfandel
and a glass of red for Janice.
Janice?
No.
Janice?
Oh
my
God.
Hey, it's [mumbling] Janice.
You know..
...ever since I was little
I've been able to pick up quarters
with my toes.
Yeah?
Good for you.
Uh, quarters or
By the way, Chandler
I cut you out of all my pictures
so if you want, I have a bag
with just your heads.
That's okay.
Oh, are you sure? Really?
Because you know, you could make
little puppets out of them and you could use them
in your theater of cruelty!
We can't do that.
What? What can't you do?
Uh, can I talk to you for a second, over there?
Uh.
We might be leaving now.
Tell me it's you and me, "we"
She said she wants to slather my body with stuff
and then lick it off.
I'm not even sure what "slathering" is.
But I definitely want to be a part of it.
Okay, you
You're right. I'm sorry.
Uh, can we have three chocolate mousses to go, please?
I'm out of here.
Look..
...here's my credit card.
Dinner's on me. I'm sorry, Chandler.
I hope she throws up on you.
Thanks.
So.
Just us.
Oh, what a crappy night.
Although, I have enjoyed the fact
that your shirt's been sticking out of your zipper.
ever since you came back from the bathroom.
Excuse me.
How you doing?
So..
..do we have the
Joey's not a friend.
He's..
...a stupid man who left us his credit card.
Another drink? Some dessert?
A big screen TV?
I will go for that drink.
You got it. Good woman! [snaps]
Can we get a bottle of most overpriced champagne?
- Each. - That's right, each.
Oh, and a Rob Roy.
I've always wanted to know.
Happy Valentine's Day.