♪ Suspenseful music ♪
[SLURPING]
♪
Two minutes 'til we have to go back in.
- [SIGHS] I hate being back at the office.
- I hate having 30 minutes for lunch.
- I hate -- - Vivienne.
- Yep. - No, Vivienne!
- Oh!
- If you're not back at your desk in 10 minutes,
you're fired.
- Do you guys ever dream about quitting?
- God, I wish we could quit.
- Why can't we? - We could do our own thing.
- Yeah, like start our own company.
- Be our own bosses?
- We could get our weekends back.
- I could wear sweatpants every day.
Bridget.
[ECHOING] Bridget.
All: Bridget! [ALARM TONE]
- Let's quit!
♪ "Turn Down For What" by DJ Snake and Lil Jon ♪
[LAUGHTER] [DIGITAL KEYSTROKES]
♪ Fire up that loud Another round of shots ♪
♪ Turn down for what? ♪
[TIRES SCREECHING]
♪ Turn down for what? ♪
- We're starting our own packaging company!
♪ Turn down for what? ♪
♪
♪ Turn down for what? ♪
- All we need is an idea. Just one amazing idea.
- I got doughnuts!
God, I hate how they always double-bag everything.
- Brian, what did you just say? - I got doughnuts.
- No, about the bag. - The double bag.
- Oh my God. Brian, you're a genius.
- Thanks, I just got a selection.
- No, the bag! - No, Brian! The bag!
- Oh!
- I still don't get it.
- Did you know that 87 percent of stores double-bag?
- One reinforced bag could be as strong as two regular ones.
- And better for the environment.
- And better for the budget. - Yes!
- It's just, like, better.
- This is so exciting, guys! Let's meet tomorrow.
- Yeah, but where? We don't have an office, remember?
[SQUEAKING]
- Welcome to corporate headquarters!
Sorry about the smell.
- It's perfect!
[KEYSTROKES]
OK, devices, storage. What else?
- Oh, can we get Slack? - And Excel.
- Done.
- Dave, what's the Wi-Fi password?
- It's "Wi-Fi password".
- Yeah, but what is it? - "Wi-Fi password."
- Are you telling me you set your Wi-Fi password
to "Wi-Fi password"?
- It's easy to remember.
- I just shared it with you. - Thanks.
- OK, what else? Marie, website.
- We need a web developer.
- A cheap web developer.
- I could ask my cousin Kevin.
[CRUNCHING]
- Yeah, I could do it. 10 Gs.
- Kevin, you're 14.
- Then I want senior partner.
[KEYSTROKES]
- Prototype? - Right here!
- Excuse me, sir? We only need two minutes.
- Sorry, guys. It's a no.
- Thanks, but it's not for us.
- Sorry, guys.
- Maybe next year.
- I'm not sure.
- Look, it's stronger. - And greener.
- And it'll save you a ton of money.
- OK, we'll take 50...
thousand.
[CHEERING]
- Oh my God!
- I've got an idea, let's get the car washed!
- Yeah!
- How many bags was it again?
- Fifty thousand.
- That's...
That's, like, 900 dollars.
We're going to have to sell a billion bags
to make any money.
- I'm never moving out of my mom's place, am I?
- That's it. I'm calling Vivienne.
Maybe if we beg for our jobs back --
- No, guys! No!
If we need to sell a billion bags,
that's what we're going to do.
Do you know what I see when I look around this table?
I see the greatest packaging team in the history of...
ever!
Look, I believe in us.
OK, we did this to build better lives.
We did it to make better bags.
To sell better bags!
- Do you guys need a bag for that?
- We can make our own!
♪
[MESSAGE SENT TONE]
[KEYSTROKES]
- Hey Siri, send a message to Dave.
[SIRI TONE] Dave, can you share the chart?
[MESSAGES TONES]
- Hey buddy, can I use it for one second?
[BACKGROUND CHATTER]
[MESSAGES TONES]
- If you want to look up here...
- We'll take 50,000.
[MESSAGES TONES]
- Kevin, where's the website?
- Chill! I'm working on it.
[DIGITAL KEYSTROKES]
[ALERT TONES]
- Bridget, I'm going to have to call you back.
but websites are so old - Here it is, school.
Check this.
- Whoa!
- Whoa! Kevin! - Fire.
- Kevin, I may have underestimated you.
- We love it. - Seriously?
- Great, we'll take 100,000.
[ALERT TONES]
- 500,000 bags!
[ALERT TONE]
- Sorry, I'll be five.
♪
- Overdue?
Sure, I'll put you right through.
- Guys, we need a finance manager.
- So tell us, what are your greatest strengths?
[MUSIC STOPS]
- My sense of humor.
- I'm obviously great with numbers,
but I'm really a people person,
and so I have a very nurturing personality.
It's because at the end of the day, I really --
Jerry! I'm on a call!
I'm sorry, what was I saying?
- Mike, from Finance.
- I knew you'd come crawling back.
- You called us.
- Let's cut to the chase.
You need me more than I need to you.
- No!
- I have an MBA and a CMA.
- That's amazing.
- But I do live in Alaska.
- No problem!
Welcome to BetterBag!
♪
- We're going to need a proper office.
- Two coffees.
- Go to Sales D17 and enter 500,000.
♪
[MESSAGE SENT TONE]
- I can't, it's my mom's birthday.
[WHIMPERS]
[BACKGROUND CHATTER]
- Rupert, mama sold five million bags.
- We sold how many?
Wait, I'm not big, am I?
- OMG! You're never going to believe
who wants to interview us!
- Oprah? - No.
- The IRS? - No!
Packager's Weekly. - Oh.
- Three, two, one.
[MUSIC FADES OUT]
>> Ted Lasso: But believe me, it will all work -- <<
[RINGTONE] - Vivienne?
[RINGTONE] - Oh!
[RINGTONE]
[RINGTONE] - Dad, who's Vivienne?
- Vivienne, hi!
- I'll keep this short, as I'm sure you have
plenty of work to do.
This BetterBag company of yours.
I want to buy it... and you.
- How much?
- Executive parking spaces?
- Our own floor?
- Our own department?
- Come in tomorrow morning, 9:00 a.m.
We'll make things official.
[CALL END TONE]
♪
- Rupert, mommy did it.
- Ma!
[DIGITAL KEYSTROKES]
[ELEVATOR DINGS]
- We're back.
[PHONES RINGING]
♪
- So, based on the numbers alone,
you'd be foolish not to accept this offer.
Sign these, and we can get back to work.
♪
- Thanks, Vivienne.
This is everything we ever wanted.
But you see, we did this for us.
So while I know you can barely remember our names,
hopefully you can remember this.
You can keep your ridiculous deadlines,
you can keep your 80-hour work weeks,
and you can keep these stupid chiropractic office chairs
'cause you will never take our company...
- Bridget!
- ...and you will never take our --
- Bridget!
[ALARM TONE]
- Freedom.
Let's quit!
♪ "Turn Down For What" by DJ Snake and Lil Jon ♪
[LAUGHTER] [DIGITAL KEYSTROKES]
[TIRES SCREECHING]
♪ Fire up that loud Another round of shots ♪
[LAUGHTER]
♪ Turn down for what? ♪
- We just quit.
♪ Turn down for what? ♪
♪ Quirky upbeat music ♪
- We're starting our own packaging company!
♪
We're just gonna need that back.
These things are precious. But thank you!
- Thank you! - All right. [LAUGHS]