No, no, no.
They say it's the same as the distance
from the tip of a guy's thumb
the the tip of his index finger.
That's ridiculous.
Can I use either thumb?
Alright. Don't tell me. Don't tell me.
Decaf cappuccino for Joey.
Coffee, black.
Latte.
And an iced tea.
I'm getting pretty good at this.
- Excellent. - Good job.
Good for me.
[mumbling]
- You okay, Phoebe? - Yeah. No, I'm just, it's, uh..
It's not even worth. It's my bank.
And what did they do to you?
It's not, it's just.. Okay.
I'm goin' through my mail, and I open
up their monthly, you know, statement--
- Easy, easy. - And, yeah..
And there's $500 extra in my account.
Oh! Satan's minions at work again.
Yes, 'cause now I have to go down there and deal with them.
What are you talkin' about? Keep it.
It's not mine. I didn't earned it.
If I kept it, it would be like stealing.
Yeah, but if you spent it, it would be like shopping.
Okay. Okay.
Let's say I bought a really great pair of shoes.
Do you know what I'd hear with every step I took?
Not mine. Not mine. Not mine.
And even if I was happy, okay, and, and skipping.
I'd hear, not-not mine. Not-not mine.
We're with you. We got it
Okay. I just, I'd never be able to enjoy it.
It would be like this giant karmic debt.
(Monica) 'Chandler, what are you doin'?'
Hey, what are you doing?
- Oh, whoa! - Oh, gross.
- What are you doing? - What is this?
I'm smoking. I'm smoking I'm smoking.
Oh, I can't believe you.
You've been so good for three years.
And this...is my reward.
Hold on a second, alright.
Just think about what you went
through the last time you quit.
Okay, so this time I won't quit.
- No! Put it down. - Alright! I'm putting it out.
I'm putting it out.
Oh, no! I, uh.. I can't drink this now.
Alright, I'm gonna go change. I've got a date.
Is this Alan again? How's it goin'?
It's going pretty good, you know.
It's nice and we're having fun.
So, when do we get to meet the guy?
- 'Yeah?' - Let's see, today's Monday.
- Never. - Come on!
No, no, not after what happened with Steve.
What are you talking about? We love Steve.
Steve was sexy!
- Sorry. - Yeah.
Look, I don't even know how I feel about him yet.
Just give me a chance to figure that out.
Well, then can we meet him?
No. Sorry.