congratulations you're about to be the 250th girl that barney has slept with
try 283 250 was months ago no no no i mean you're totally 250 baby and then with any luck i'll be
pulling into the pork authority by midnight wait you're finally going to booty town look we just
don't want to rush anything okay so we decided to wait until she decides to let me have sex with her
and that's gonna be tonight i realized nora's a lot like my mom i'll bet that road thinks so
come on barney stinson always turns it around how simple i turned it around
anyway this vip room has a maximum occupancy of two people
including me so eeny and the rest of you may go
it's fine god this feels so right we're so great together i want to spend every minute of every
day with you i never want to let you out i'm gonna say for one second pretty cool yeah you
know in retrospect i think that was the moment you decided to come back to my place and get
nasty yeah right get up here on my bra sorry where's your bathroom pass the kitchen down the
hall wait you slept with her i know i know i'm late on sending the pictures i've been swamped
welcome to bangtoberfest
dad who turns out to be a billionaire tomorrow we're heading off to paris in his private jet
it's going to be as he would say legend wait for it
barney ixnay on the el rey ain't nay mr and mrs erickson for everyone we can afford on
this website hey nannynanny.com is scary friends and there it was the big bro in the
sky had answered my prayers all 95. i find you very attractive and it wouldn't be appropriate
it wouldn't be appropriate
i'm walking down the street minding my own business and i see one of the nannies that
i interviewed and i'm thinking maybe i can get her behind a dumpster and interview her again
but then and then
they were everywhere i was surrounded
what you're doing with these young women is simply not appropriate
how are things for the old barnacle
not an eight i bet she was a six six and a half more like
a four by the time i was no mother mental self
kids it's no secret your uncle barney is a bit of a dog and even though he loved me i think he
always wanted a wingman who was a bit of a dog too all right so would you like a drink
best wingman ever
do you were wonderful well you don't get to be a state-certified orgasmologist
without learning how to please a woman you don't mind if i spend the night do
you um how else are we gonna get to know each other on a deeper level
oh my god you flew me to vegas
i dated derek jeter here's a picture that'll prove it as ted looked at that cell phone pic there
were two things he reckoned this definitely was a date but there wouldn't be a second
we just peeked in on penny asleep in the baby room it's adorable
we got divorced
hey sweetie housework my my boss hey marshall robin hey now marshall guess who's digitized
this score the [ __ ] police officers tax attorney hey robin didn't see you there saved it
well recently i decided to attempt a perfect month i put together a brand new playbook no i
can't hear this this is just too sad can't smoke a cigar in here of course you would
because none of them have ever had a perfect month carl i banged 30 girls one for each of the 30 days
in august and not once did i need to resort to the i only have one day left to live cause that would
have cheapened everything that last girl number 31 oh that's a pretty name what is that french
she's pregnant this is ellie you are the love of my life
everything i have and everything i am is yours forever hey hi wanna join us for shots
shots before lunch on a thursday it's like you're trying to make bad decisions you
young ladies need to go home put on some decent clothes and take a good hard look at your lives
get congrats right yeah thanks a kid i'm tired but uh she's awesome yeah yeah daddy's home
it was 1998. i was just out of college and i was working at a coffee house with my girlfriend so i
went to the guy who knew everything about girls my brother james wait your gay brother james hi barry
barney hi miss french i i know we haven't seen
each other for a while but if there was any chance we oh boy
congratulations you're about to be the 250th girl that barney has slept with
try 283 250 was months ago no no no i mean you're totally 250 baby
hmm
as in sex with as in sex with i request the highest of fives
you