i wanted to open a free bank so i did
what any logical person does i rented a
real bank grabbed a ton of money hired
all my friends as tellers and then
bought a billboard and paid chandler to
flip a sign and here's what happened i
asked the bank for a billion dollars and
they said no what
so i made a graph it says we made a
graph yeah and regardless we're opening
a free bank to put them out of business
let's go yeah go give away money yeah
okay yeah just go get my money
so chandler stood out there with the
side and we got a lot of people i'm
going to let them in we'll see what
happens
hey
hey welcome come on in we're gonna have
you guys go up to the tellers what do
you guys want for christmas
that would be nice
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yes what do you want for christmas art
stuff art stuff and how much does that
cost a thousand
here's a thousand dollars
congratulations thank you
jared
what if you could fill out the first
four pages
what is four plus four it might be right
i'll have to check that okay all right
this is our final number what do you
think
are you okay with that yeah
he's okay all right follow me sir
another day another
how are you doing i gave a six-year-old
a thousand dollars okay i'll let more in
trailer before we let the next wave in
how'd it go great people like me they
like my face
welcome to banks banks if you'd like a
loan we have a loan office back here and
for clarification these aren't actually
loans like we're legit just giving them
money i don't want it back
you've been here before first time okay
okay good draw me a picture wow seasonal
picture i like it
do we have a deal 5 000 we have a deal
deal watch guys
oh that's a deal a deal
what is this
what is this it's a llama are you good
sir you have a great day thank you for
coming back
are you serious
oh my gosh that are you kidding me dude
this they're told me this is real enjoy
your day
i will that's what we do here at bank
spanx
to make sure things didn't get too crazy
we only let a few people in at a time to
make sure they were properly attended to
by our staff
yes money
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oh there you go there you go hey hi come
on in what are you looking for a
withdrawal or alone
okay i like the way you think
this is our loan manager his name's
chandler go on in his office
she's looking for a loan for what uh i
need to go home
it's hawaii i have not been home in 30
years okay let's make it happen how much
do you think a ticket to hawaii costs
3 500
that seems like a good loan please draw
a dollar sign there you go now just take
this slip to the tellers and they'll
give you the money are you serious oh my
gosh
are you sure we shouldn't just do that
as well so now we're at 3700. oh my god
i get to go home oh my god i get to go
home oh i get to go home
i think we should spend a little bit
more jake you drive a hard bargain here
you go
give her that whatever it is so now it's
forty five hundred and one dollars
now it's forty five hundred and two
dollars if you would ever go to a bank
again in the future which bank would you
pick bank banks beast yes banks banks
thank you this is why we do this boys we
are gonna put the other banks out of
business oh
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so the tellers need more money so we're
grabbing some more out of our uh
briefcases you know where you keep your
money jake here's some more fun all
right there you go marcus here you go
this is ty we were struggling with all
the traffic so we got another tunnel
there you go ty i want all this money
gone gone do your best
go up to one of those guys having an
argument tell them you need a thousand
dollars
she needs a thousand dollars come use
the money box it'll be easier
congratulations thank you
what are you gonna do with all this
money man buy a car buy a car that's
right uh jim yeah um the 10 grand got
put in the money box 10 grand you put 10
grand on the money balls
good job
hey welcome to banks banks we have this
man over here marcus he will aid you
with withdrawal need a signature from
the two of you guys okay she might want
to go to london okay you can go to the
loan department that's fine come on in
man this gentleman right here is
chandler he's the head of our loan
department
we'll help you secure look i have
something for you to fill out do we have
money
based off that information what type of
loan are you going to approve her for
yes that's that works seven thousand
dollar loan is that okay with your money
that's fine this is your ticket if you
just take it to the tellers they will
supply you with the cash thank you for
your business man thank you
this is a stack of 10 grand so let's
just take that off and that's probably
seven grand here you go
there you go thanks banks is easy thank
you thanks man y'all don't know the
money that we've had
my husband had a heart attack about a
month ago he died the next day and they
shot them back to life and we've been
trying to make ends meet and pay the
bills and take care of our kids wow
that's
wow i don't even know what to say what
you guys do is just a blessing and i
never thought in a million years that
you know i would get that opportunity
but i'm so so grateful
we really are thank you
you guys did a good job keep giving away
my money i'd rather not have money and
see things like that me too
back to your station i'm not good at
math but one two two okay 11 12. oh good
i'm not getting
that you know why i called this company
meeting no what is this
yeah now why do we still have this
because we're trying our best okay
we have only given away 55 000 that's a
lot only 55 000. oh yeah that's not a
lot never mind no we've been bad boys
somebody spanked me
nevermind i'm gonna give you guys one
more chance and if we have another
meeting we're less than a hundred
thousand dollars giving away i'm gonna
have to make some fire who wants eight
grand please don't hire me now get your
butts out of my office and give away
some money
come on in welcome to banks banks
chandler come here i'm gonna let you
handle them hi jim hey dude yeah you're
good to me
minimum 800 400. why do we just have
people crowding around making decisions
i make the decisions here a thousand you
said
do i hear 2 000
what is going on three thousand three
thousand dollars
how you feeling i'm feeling great i am
feeling great what are you guys gonna do
with all that money yeah i've been
blessed i'm gonna bless somebody else
that's what we're gonna do that's right
blessing someone else so to generate
more revenue we're gonna place an atm
out front of the building
okay rock paper scissors okay
shoot shoot
hey beat me congratulations thank you
i'm 80 years old i've been handling my
car payment i love her missing are you
tim's facing the wrong way
uh it looks like our atm's on break
alright here you go oh here's 200 what
was that you didn't give him money
now it gives away buddy so if you kick
the atm you get money
thank you
yes
congratulations congratulations
after we gave someone a large sum of
money i sent some of my friends to
follow them to the store and just record
what they bought i'm here at the car lot
with frank and diamond and we're here to
pick out a car for their son hi baby so
i went to this bank today because they
were giving out loans and so i wanted to
make your birthday wish come true so
see that little light green car happy
birthday merry christmas
mom i love you so much i love you baby
he's about to cry
just to see that smile
that's the best feeling in the world to
do something for your child
so what would you like to get here today
laptops so we got the two laptops and
the headphones is there anything else
your son what are you planning on doing
with the rest of the money for him i
plan on putting him in through college
with you
jake what happened to all your money um
i've got plenty left right here man
that's only like a thousand dollars
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this isn't good this isn't good this
isn't good we're running low on money
what do you mean i don't know just find
more
where's the money there's no money
there's some money go go go give it to
the cashews it's not gonna even last one
cuz
did chris hide some of the dice that
sounds like something chris would do
check the dice
ow
maybe it's in the calculator
what's it
it's not easy
you can't be serious we're big
i
we broke the bank that being said
unlimited money don't cry
we're done company meeting come here
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don't worry guys i have a solution hello
hey can i have another two hundred
thousand dollar loan um
jimmy yeah
yeah so i said i need another one
what he hung up what i guess this is why
banks make people pay back
loans get out of here you're all fired
me too i don't have any money that's
right you want me to do
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his mr he changed it once or twice but i
think it's here to stay