HI. IT'S...
RACHEL... AND...
PHOEBE'S... PLEASE...
LEAVE...
WAIT, I-I JUST SAID, "LEAVE."
YEAH, I KNOW, BECAUSE YOU HAVE
ALL THE GOOD WORDS.
WHAT DO I GET?
I GET "IT'S, AND"-- OH, I'M SORRY, I HAVE "A."
FORGET IT.
PHOEBE, COME ON.
THAT'S SILLY.
ALL RIGHT, SO, LET'S SWITCH.
NO, I HAVE ALL THE GOOD WORDS.
OKAY, FINE, FINE.
WE CAN SWITCH.
OKAY.
HI...
EVERYBODY...
IT'S... RACHEL...
AND... PHOEBE'S...
PLEA... WAIT.
HOW DID YOU DO THAT?
WHAT?
OH... YOU'RE NO ORDINARY ROOMMATE, ARE YOU?
PH-PHOEBE, COME ON.
CAN WE FINISH THIS LATER?
I WANT TO GO RUNNING BEFORE IT GETS DARK.
OH! WHY DON'T YOU COME WITH ME?
YEAH. REALLY?
OH, IT'LL BE FUN.
WE'LL RUN IN THE PARK.
IT'LL BE, LIKE, OUR FIRST
YOU KNOW, ROOMMATE-BONDING THING.
YEAH... OKAY, LET'S GO RUNNING.
AND THERE'S REALLY CUTE GUYS.
LET'S RUN TOWARDS THEM!
OKAY.
ALL RIGHT, WAIT JUST ONE MORE SECOND.
HI. IT'S PHOEBE AND RACHEL'S.
PLEASE LEAVE A MESSAGE. THANKS.
WELL, NOW, WAIT A MINUTE.
YOU JUST TOOK ALL THE WORDS.
UH-HUH, YOU'VE MET YOUR MATCH, RACHEL GREEN.
I HAVE TO TIE MY SHOE.
YOU GO AHEAD. I'LL CATCH UP.
Both: OKAY.
(panting)
COME ON!
THAT'S NOT RUNNING!
LET'S GO!
YOU GUYS, I'M TELLING YOU
WHEN SHE RUNS, SHE LOOKS LIKE
A CROSS BETWEEN KERMIT THE FROG AND THE SIX MILLION DOLLAR MAN.
MONICA HAD SUCH A CRUSH ON HIM.
(laughing)
YEAH, SHE USED TO KISS HIS POSTER
EVERY NIGHT BEFORE SHE WENT TO BED.
OH, I USED TO DO THAT, TOO.
DID YOU ALSO HAVE HIS ALBUM
IT'S NOT EASY BEING GREEN?
AW, MON...
(chuckling)
SO, PHOEBE RUNS WEIRD, HUH?
YEAH, YEAH, AND YOU KNOW WHAT?
AND I KNOW SHE'S GOING TO WANT TO RUN AGAIN.
I DON'T KNOW HOW TO GET OUT OF IT.
I MEAN, I LIVE WITH HER.
WHY DON'T YOU JUST BE STRAIGHT WITH HER?
TELL HER THE TRUTH.
YOU'RE RIGHT.
HEY. HEY.
HEY, PHEEBS, MONICA TRIPPED ME.
I DON'T THING I CAN EVER RUN AGAIN, EVER.
WHY?
WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?
I DON'T KNOW.
RACHEL, I'M-I'M SORRY THAT I HURT YOUR ANKLES.
ANKLE.
WE'LL SEE.
(startled yell) HI!
OH, YEAH, UH-HUH, IT'S ME.
I SAW YOU GRAB
YOUR RUNNING SHOES THIS MORNING
AND SNEAK OUT.
YOU LIED SO YOU COULD RUN
BY YOURSELF.
NO, PHOEBE, NO, I WAS... NO.
YOU KNOW WHAT?
I WAS... I WAS ACTUALLY JUST CHECKING...
TO SEE... IF I COULD RUN AND I CAN.
PLEASE, RACHEL, I AM NOT AN IDIOT.
NO, WAIT, PHOEBE.
PHOEBE, CAN I TALK TO YOU FOR A SECOND?
SURE.
OKAY, UM, I...
ALL RIGHT, PHOEBE, LOOK--
I JUST WANTED TO SAY THAT I'M SORRY, OKAY?
I HANDLED THE SITUATION HORRIBLY
AND-AND I SHOULD NOT HAVE LIED TO YOU.
SO, WHAT SHOULD YOU HAVE DONE?
WELL, I-I SHOULD HAVE TOLD YOU THE TRUTH.
UH-HUH...
WHICH IS?
WELL, YOU KNOW...
THE REASON THAT I DIDN'T WANT TO GO RUNNING WITH YOU IS
BECAUSE, UH, WELL, YOU KNOW, THE WAY THAT YOU RUN
IS JUST A LITTLE...
SO?
WELL, IT'S EMBARRASSING.
PEOPLE WERE LOOKING AT US LIKE WE WERE CRAZY.
WHY DO YOU CARE?
BECAUSE THEY'RE PEOPLE.
BUT PEOPLE THAT YOU DON'T KNOW AND WILL NEVER SEE AGAIN.
YES, BUT STILL, THEY ARE PEOPLE...
WITH EYES.
WELL, I DIDN'T GET EMBARRASSED RUNNING NEXT TO MISS...
(panting)
BUT, OH, OKAY.
NO, NO, I CAN SEE WHY RUNNING WITH ME
WOULD BE EMBARRASSING TO YOU.
YEAH, OKAY.
YOU'RE UPTIGHT.
WH...!
I... LIS...
I AM NOT UPTIGHT...
( laughing ): NO...
LISTEN, I AM NOT...
UPTIGHT, MAN.
THAT'S OKAY, RACHEL.
I'M NOT JUDGING YOU.
THAT'S JUST WHO YOU ARE.
ME, I'M MORE FREE, YOU KNOW?
I RUN LIKE I DID WHEN I WAS A KID
BECAUSE IT'S THE ONLY WAY IT'S FUN, YOU KNOW?
I MEAN, DIDN'T YOU EVER RUN SO FAST
YOU THOUGHT YOUR LEGS WERE GOING TO FALL OFF?
YOU KNOW, LIKE WHEN YOU WERE RUNNING TOWARD THE SWINGS
OR-OR RUNNING AWAY FROM SATAN?
THE NEIGHBORS' DOG.
OH.
(both screaming)
HEY! HEY!
PHEEBS!
OH, HONEY, I'M SO SORRY.
YOU WERE RIGHT-- THIS FEELS GREAT!
SEE? AND YOU DON'T CARE IF PEOPLE ARE STARING.
IT'S JUST FOR A SECOND, 'CAUSE THEN YOU'RE GONE!
GONE!
I MEAN, IT'S AMAZING, PHEEBS!
I FEEL SO FREE, AND SO GRACEFUL...
AAH!
HEY! LOOK OUT FOR THE HORSE.