- Hey. - 'Huh.'
Well, you
you don't look good, Joe.
Well, the fridge broke.
So I have to eat everything.
Cold cuts, ice cream, limes..
Hey, what was in that brown jar?
- That's still in there? - Not anymore.
[clears throat] So anyway
how do you wanna pay me?
Is this a service you're providing me?
No. No. No. For my new fridge.
For our new fridge.
Our new fridge?
I don't live here anymore.
So what?
Look, okay. Suppose we were a, uh, divorced couple.
Uh-huh.
And I got custody of the kid, right?
Now, suppose the kid
dies and-and I gotta buy a new kid.
Okay.
Give me $400!
[instrumental music]
- Professor Geller? - Hmm.
Oh, a student, I don't know.
I was wondering if I could talk to you for a moment?
Yes, of course, what-what would this be regarding?
- Making out in your office. - Oh, shh.
Yeah, uh, of course, why don't we go inside?
- Oh-ooh. - What?
- Doorknob. Doorknob. - Oh.
Sorry.
Um, I actually do need to talk to you.
Oh, okay. What-what about?
Uh, Spring vacation.
Spring vacation.
Yeah, we have time off
and a lot of people are going on trips and..
[pounding on door]
- Professor Geller. - Yes.
Professor Feesen-sen-stenlger.
I'll be with you in one moment.
So I will take one box of the Thin Mints.
You don't understand Elizabeth was about
to ask me to go on a trip with her.
Is that taking it slow?
No, I'm not ready for this, okay?
What-what do I tell her?
Just tell her the truth.
Tell her you're not ready.
Yeah, I could do that.
Oh-oh, what if she gets upset?
Then, you distract her with a Barbie doll.
Or you can just, you know.
What the hell are you doing?
What?
What the hell am I doin'?
You just broke my fridge!
What? What? How do you know..
How do you know it's even broken?
Oh-ho-ho, you think, I don't know
what breaks my fridge?
Excuse me.
Well, what do you know?
Broken.
That'll be $400.
Joey, I saw you push him.
You pushed him?
Joey, I did not break this, okay?
That has been broken for a while.
Alright, Chandler, do you remember I told you
about our fridge?
I still haven't gotten a check for your half yet.
Do not give him any money.
I'm not talking to you! You broke my fridge!