SO, UH, WH-WHERE ARE YOU FROM?
AUSTRALIA. I JUST MOVED HERE A COUPLE OF WEEKS AGO.
FROM THE LAND DOWN UNDER?
YEAH.
I DIDN'T KNOW THAT, EITHER.
SO, UH, WHAT, UH, WHAT DO YOU DO?
I'M A DANCER.
YOU'RE A DANCER?
SHE-SHE'S A DANCER.
Janine: WELL, I THINK
I'LL GO AND... UNPACK.
OH, HEY, LET ME.
THANKS. OKAY.
(gasping ecstatically)
JOEY...
YEAH?
DID YOU EVEN INTERVIEW THIS WOMAN
BEFORE YOU ASKED HER TO MOVE IN?
OF COURSE I DID.
UH-HUH. WHAT EXACTLY DID YOU ASK HER?
"WHEN CAN YOU MOVE IN?"
THANK YOU FOR BRINGING HER INTO OUR LIVES.
UNBELIEVABLE.
OH...
OH, SO, YOU LIKE HER, TOO, CHANDLER?
HEY, LOOK AT ALL THE BOXES.
OH, I CANNOT WAIT TO ASK HER OUT.
WAIT A MINUTE, JOEY.
JOEY, YOU CAN'T ASK HER OUT.
SHE'S YOUR ROOMMATE.
YOU KNOW, IT'S... IT'LL BE WAY TOO COMPLICATED.
YEAH, YEAH, MAN, DON'T DO IT.
I MEAN, IF YOU DATE HER
THEN-THEN-THEN I CAN'T DATE HER.
Chandler: ALL RIGHT, THINK ABOUT IT.
REMEMBER WHEN YOU WENT OUT WITH THAT GIRL, DONNA
AND YOU BROKE UP?
REMEMBER HOW HORRIBLE IT WAS
WHEN YOU BUMPED INTO EACH OTHER AT THE SUPERMARKET?
OH, GOD, YEAH.
NOW, IMAGINE YOU LIVE... AT THE SUPERMARKET.
OKAY.
NO, NO.
OH. OH.
OH, YOU'RE RIGHT.
I DON'T WANT THAT.
I CAN'T DATE HER.
YEAH, AND YOU BETTER WATCH THE FLIRTING, TOO
BECAUSE IN SUCH CLOSE QUARTERS...
IT COULD BE TROUBLE.
WELL, THAT'S GOING TO BE TOUGH, MON.
IT'S HARD FOR ME TO BE AROUND AN ATTRACTIVE WOMAN
AND NOT FLIRT.
(chuckles)
WELL, YOU'RE AROUND ME ALL THE TIME
AND YOU DON'T FLIRT.
YOU A LITTLE SAD ABOUT THAT, SWEETHEART?
( voice cracking ): OH, MAN.
SORRY, THERE'S JUST MORE ROOM OUT HERE.
OH, NO, NO, NO, IT'S-IT'S, UH... YOU JUST, UH, UH, REMINDED ME
THAT, UH, I HAVE TO DO MY STRETCHES, TOO, YEAH.
(groaning painfully)
WHY DON'T YOU TRY TO...
(yelping)
WHAT'S WRONG?
UH, UH, NOTHING.
I JUST, UH... I-I DIDN'T WANT YOU TO TOUCH ME
BECAUSE I'M-I'M ALL SWEATY
FROM THE WORKOUT.
I'M GOING TO HIT THE SHOWER.
OH, MY GOD!
OH, SORRY ABOUT THAT STUFF HANGING IN THERE.
IT'S JUST MY THONGS ARE TOO DELICATE FOR THE DRYER.
OH...
(laughing nervously)
(whimpering)
LISTEN, I WAS GOING TO ORDER SOME PIZZA.
YOU WANT TO SHARE ONE?
PIZZA? HA! IT'S NOT LIKE I'VE NEVER HAD THAT BEFORE.
BA-DUM-BUMP. CHSSH.
IS THERE SOMETHING WRONG?
ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT.
LET'S JUST GET THIS OUT IN THE OPEN, OKAY?
YOU'RE HOT.
I'M LOVABLE.
CLEARLY, THERE'S A VIBE GOING ON BETWEEN US
BUT WE'RE ROOMMATES
AND IT'S A HUGE MISTAKE FOR US TO CONTINUE DOWN THIS ROAD.
JOEY...
NO, NO, NO, I'M TELLING YOU.
IMAGINE YOURSELF LIVING IN A SUPERMARKET
AND YOU WILL UNDERSTAND.
OKAY, SO THE QUESTION IS, WHAT DO WE DO?
WELL, I DON'T THINK THERE IS ANYTHING TO DO.
I MEAN, I THINK YOU'RE REALLY SWEET
BUT I'M JUST NOT INTERESTED IN YOU LIKE THAT.
OH!
NO, I MEAN...
( sighing ): YOU'RE A REALLY NICE GUY
AND I'M HAPPY TO BE YOUR ROOMMATE
AND YOUR FRIEND.
I'M JUST...
YOU KNOW, I JUST DON'T FEEL THAT WAY ABOUT YOU.
OH... I SEE WHAT HAPPENED.
(laughing)
IT'S BECAUSE I WAS TRYING TO REPEL YOU, RIGHT?
BELIEVE ME, YOU'D FEEL A LOT DIFFERENT IF I TURNED IT ON.
I DON'T THINK SO.
OH, I DO.
HOW YOU DOIN'?
I'M OKAY.
WHAT?
OH, DEAR GOD!