OH, MY GOD!
MONICA'S JUST GOING TO KILL YOU.
RACHEL, I NEED TO TALK...
YOU'RE NOT PACKED!
YOU'RE NOT PACKED EVEN A LITTLE BIT.
SURPRISE!
WHAT?
DON'T GET MAD, 'CAUSE, LOOK
THIS IS WHAT HAPPENED-- SO I-I STARTED PACKING
AND THEN I REALIZED, "WHAT AM I DOING?
I AM LOUSY AT PACKING," RIGHT?
BUT YOU LOVE PACKING
SO AS A GIFT TO YOU ON OUR LAST NIGHT...
TA-DA.
RIGHT. I'LL BE COORDINATOR.
OH, MY GOD, I'M SO SORRY-- I DIDN'T GET YOU ANYTHING.
OKAY, LOOK, EVERYBODY HAS TO HELP, OKAY?
PHOEBE, YOU CAN HELP, CAN'T YOU?
I HAVE PLANS.
YOU HAVE PLANS WITH US.
THAT'S... RIGHT.
DO YOU REMEMBER WHEN WE GOT THESE?
NO.
AW, I GUESS YOU WEREN'T THERE.
YOU GUYS, WE SAID WE WERE GOING TO HAVE FUN.
COME ON, HEY.
REMEMBER THE TIME...?
( laughing)
YOU DON'T REMEMBER?
I'M SORRY, PHEEBS.
I GUESS I'M JUST REALLY SAD THAT I'M LEAVING.
I'M GOING TO MISS YOU SO MUCH.
WELL, THIS DOESN'T HAVE TO BE SO SAD, THOUGH, YOU KNOW?
MAYBE INSTEAD OF JUST THINKING ABOUT
HOW MUCH YOU'RE GOING TO MISS EACH OTHER
YOU SHOULD, LIKE, THINK ABOUT SOME OF THE THINGS
THAT YOU'RE NOT GOING TO MISS.
I DON'T THINK THERE'S ANYTHING.
COME ON, THERE'S GOT TO BE SOMETHING.
NOPE.
SHE'S PERFECT.
HMM.
I HAVE ONE.
GREAT. OKAY, YOU CAN GO FIRST.
UH, WELL, I GUESS I'M NOT GOING TO MISS THE FACT...
THAT YOU'RE NEVER ALLOWED TO MOVE THE PHONE PEN.
GOOD. THAT'S A GOOD ONE.
OKAY, MONICA, ANYTHING?
YOU KNOW, DOES RACHEL MOVE THE PHONE PEN?
AW, SOMETIMES...
ALWAYS, ACTUALLY.
OKAY, GOOD. THERE YOU GO.
DOESN'T EVERYONE FEEL BETTER?
IT'S NOT JUST THE PHONE PEN.
I NEVER GET MY MESSAGES.
YOU GET YOUR MESSAGES.
YEAH, WELL, I DON'T THINK IT REALLY COUNTS
IF YOU HAVE TO READ THEM OFF THE BACK OF YOUR HAND
AFTER YOU'VE FALLEN ASLEEP ON THE COUCH.
SO-SO, YOU MISSED A MESSAGE FROM WHO?
CHANDLER OR YOUR MOM?
OR CHANDLER?
OR YOUR MOM?
GREAT, IT WORKED.
NO ONE'S SAD.
I THINK IT WAS BETTER WHEN YOU GUYS WERE SAD.
HEY, OH...
REMEMBER THE ROLLERBLADES?
( sobbing ): OH...
YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE
I'M NOT GOING TO MISS?
"I'M MONICA. I WASH THE TOILET 17 TIMES A DAY
EVEN IF PEOPLE ARE ON IT."
"HI, I'M RACHEL. IS MY SWEATER TOO TIGHT?
NO? OH, I BETTER WASH IT AND SHRINK IT."
"I'M MONICA.
I DON'T GET PHONE MESSAGES FROM INTERESTING PEOPLE. EVER."
HEY, I CALL HER.
"OH, MY GOD, I LOVE ROSS, I HATE ROSS.
I LOVE ROSS, I HATE ROSS."
"OH, MY GOD, I CAN'T FIND A BOYFRIEND
"SO I GUESS I'LL JUST STUMBLE ACROSS THE HALL
AND SLEEP WITH THE FIRST GUY I FIND IN THERE."
YEAH, WE SHOULD GET A MOVE ON
IF WE WANT TO MAKE THOSE DINNER RESERVATIONS.
LISTEN, RACHEL, I FEEL REALLY BAD ABOUT WHAT HA...
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
I'M UNPACKING.
WHAT?!
I'M NOT MOVING.
IS THAT PICTURE STRAIGHT?
IT NEEDS TO GO ABOUT 20 BLOCKS TO THE LEFT.
HEY, YOU KNOW WHAT-- YOU'RE THE ONE WHO WANTS
TO MAKE THIS BIG CHANGE AND MOVE IN WITH CHANDLER.
YOU SHOULD BE THE ONE TO GO; WHY DO I HAVE TO LEAVE?
BECAUSE IT'S MY APARTMENT.
WELL, IT'S MINE, TOO.
WHAT ELSE YOU GOT?
HOW ABOUT... YOU'RE MOVING?!
WH...
NO. NO-NO-NO.
YES, YES, YES-YES-YES. NO-NO-NO-NO.
YES. NO-NO-NO.
OKAY, MONICA, WAIT!
COME ON.
THIS IS RIDICULOUS.
WE SHOULD BE PACKING YOU!
WH...
Phoebe: HEY, HOW YOU GUYS DOING?
GREAT.
MONICA'S MOVING.
I AM NOT.
OH, REALLY?
WELL, HOW COME ALL YOUR STUFF IS IN THIS BOX?
OKAY, YOU GUYS, YOU GUYS
I THINK I KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON, HERE, OKAY?
YOU GUYS... STOP!
I KNOW THAT... I KNOW THAT YOU'RE ACTING MAD
BECAUSE YOU THINK THAT'LL MAKE IT EASIER TO LEAVE
BUT DEEP DOWN, YOU'RE STILL REALLY SAD--
DEEP, DEEP DOWN.
NO, PHOEBE, I AM MAD.
WELL, DEEP, DEEP, DEEP DOWN. YEAH, I'M JUST MAD.
THEN, KEEP RUNNING.