Ta-da!
Are we greeting each other this way now
because I like that.
Look. I cleaned!
I did the windows. I did the floors!
I even used all those attachments on the vacuum
except for that little round one with the bristles
I don't know what that's for.
Ah, yeah. Nobody knows.
And we're not supposed to ask.
Well, what do you think?
- Very clean. - It's great!
- Really, it looks great. - Very clean.
Oh, I see you moved the green ottoman.
(together) Uh-oh.
H-how did that happen?
I don't know. I-I thougt it looked better there.
And I.. Also it's an extra seat around the coffee table.
Yeah, it's-it's interesting.
But you know what? Just for fun.
Let's see what it looked like in the old spot.
Just to compare. Let's see...
Ha. Well, it looks good there too.
Let's just leave it there for a while.
Can't believe you tried to move the green ottoman.
Thank God you didn't try to fan out the magazines.
I mean, she'll scratch your eyes right out.
Guys, I am not that bad.
Yeah, you are, Monica.
Remember when I lived with you?
You were like a little, you know..
[mimicking Psycho theme]
That is so unfair.
Oh, come on. When we were kids
yours was the only Raggedy Ann doll
that wasn't raggedy.
Okay, so I'm responsible. I'm organized.
But, hey, I can be a kook.
Oh.
Alright, you madcap gal.
Try to imagine this.
The phone bill arrives
but you don't pay it right away.
Why not?
Because you're a 'kook'.
Instead, you wait until they send you a notice.
I could do that.
Okay, okay, then you let me go grocery shopping
and I buy laundry detergent
but it's not the one with the easy-pour spout.
Why would someone do that?
One might wonder.
Someone's left a glass on the coffee table
There's no coaster. It's cold drink, it's a hot day.
Little beads of condensation are inching
their way closer and closer to the surface of the world.
Stop it!
Oh, my God.
It's true. Who am I?
Monica, you're mom.
[gasps]
[mimicking Psycho theme]
Uh-huh. Uh-huh.
'Oh, my God!'
Okay!
Okay, I'll be there.
That was my agent.
My agent has just gotten me a job
in the new Al Pacino movie!
- What? - You're kidding!
- What's the part? - Can you believe this?
Al Pacino!
This guy's the reason I became an actor.
POOP
[imitating Al Pacino] "I'm out of order? Pha."
"You're out of order!"
"This whole courtroom's out of order!"
Seriously, what-what's the part?
"Just when I thought I was out"
"they pull me back in."
Come on, seriously, Joey, what's the part?
Uh..
[mumbling]
You're..
[mumbling] ...what?
I'm his butt double, ok?
I play Al Pacino's butt.
Alright? He goes into the showe.
and then I'm his butt.
- Oh, my God. - Come on, you guys.
This is a real movie
and Al Pacino's in it and that's big.
Oh, no, it's terrific, it's, it's..
You know, you deserve it, after all your years
of struggling you've finally been able
to crack your way into show business.
Okay, fine, make jokes. I don't care.
This is a big break for me.
No, you're right, you're right, it is.
So, you gonna invite us all to the big opening?
[laughing]
[instrumental music]