WHERE ARE YOU GOING?
OH, WE DID SAY
WE'D STOP BY THIS LITTLE THING JOEY'S ROOMMATE IS HAVING.
OH, JANINE, THE REALLY HOT DANCER GIRL?
SOME WOULD SAY SHE'S ATTRACTIVE, YES.
AND WHO ELSE IS GOING TO BE THERE?
SOME OF HER FRIENDS.
HER DANCER FRIENDS?
YES, ALL RIGHT?
ALL OF HER HOT DANCER FRIENDS ARE GOING TO BE THERE
AND THEY'LL BE DRINKING AND DANCING
AND WE REALLY WANT TO GO.
DUDE, WE WERE GOOD.
YOU'RE NOT GOING TO GO ANYWHERE.
YOU SAID YOU WERE GOING TO EAT HERE
AND YOU'RE GOING TO EAT HERE.
AND LEAVING US TO GO SEE HOT DANCER GIRLS
IS NOT VERY THANKSGIVING-Y.
OH, BUT IT IS.
IT'S JUST LIKE THE FIRST THANKSGIVING
WHEN THE INDIANS AND THE PILGRIMS SAT DOWN TO DINNER.
YEAH, YEAH, AND THEN THE INDIANS TAUGHT THE PILGRIMS
WHAT IT MEANT TO BE HOT IN THE NEW WORLD.
HI. HELLO, EVERYBODY.
HI.
HI, DAD. MOM.
LOOK... LOOK WHO IT IS.
IT'S CHANDLER.
OH, YES, OF COURSE.
HELLO, CHANDLER.
MR. AND MRS. GELLER, YOU LOOK WONDERFUL.
IT IS GREAT TO HAVE YOU HERE.
LET US TAKE OFF YOUR COATS.
WHOA, SNOWING OUT THERE?
NO.
MONICA, ALL THIS FOOD LOOKS WONDERFUL.
YOU SHOULD THINK ABOUT DOING THIS FOR A LIVING.
OKAY. I HAVE DANDRUFF.
THERE'S NO NEED TO LAUGH AND POINT.
DAD, CHANDLER WAS JUST LAUGHING AT YOUR JOKE.
MY JOKE WASN'T FUNNY.
RACH, RACH...
YEAH.
I JUST REMEMBERED. I HAD A DREAM ABOUT MR. GELLER LAST NIGHT.
REALLY?
YEAH.
I DREAMT THAT HE SAVED ME FROM A BURNING BUILDING
AND HE WAS SO BRAVE AND SO STRONG
AND IT'S MAKING ME LOOK AT HIM TOTALLY DIFFERENTLY.
YOU KNOW?
I MEAN, HE USED TO BE JUST, YOU KNOW
JACK GELLER, MONICA AND ROSS'S DAD
AND NOW HE'S JACK GELLER, DREAM HUNK.
YOU KNOW, DAD, CHANDLER IS ONE
OF ROSS'S VERY BEST FRIENDS.
YOU KNOW, ROSS SURE IS A GREAT GUY.
YOU KNOW, I'VE ALWAYS FELT
THAT HOW A YOUNG MAN TURNS OUT IS A REFLECTION ON HIS FATHER.
I ALWAYS THOUGHT THAT, TOO.
TELL ME, WHAT DOES YOUR FATHER DO?
HE'S A HEADLINER OF A...
GAY BURLESQUE SHOW.
MOM, CHANDLER WAS JUST SAYING
HOW BEAUTIFUL YOUR SWEATER IS.
OH, THANK YOU, CHANDLER. I JUST BOUGHT IT.
OH, YES. WELL, IT'S VERY BEAUTIFUL.
IT'S CREAM-COLORED AND TIGHT, AND...
I DON'T MEAN TIGHT.
IT'S NOT TOO TIGHT.
NOT THAT I WAS LOOKING AT...
WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH HIM?
I THINK HE'S STONED AGAIN.
WHAT?
DUDE, I NEED TO TALK TO YOU A SEC.
OKAY.
I THINK I MIGHT KNOW WHY MY PARENTS DON'T LIKE YOU.
YOU DO? WHY?
SPRING BREAK, SOPHOMORE YEAR.
I GOT HIGH IN MY BEDROOM
AND MY PARENTS WALKED IN AND SMELLED IT
AND SO I TOLD THEM
THAT YOU HAD GOTTEN STONED AND JUMPED OUT THE WINDOW.
WHAT?
WHY DID YOU DO THAT?
WELL, HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW
WE'D END UP BEING FRIENDS AFTER COLLEGE
LET ALONE YOU'D BE LIVING WITH MY SISTER?
WHAT ABOUT ALL THAT "FRIENDS FOREVER" STUFF?
I DON'T KNOW.
I WAS ALL HIGH.
MOM AND DAD JUST SENT ME IN HERE TO FIND OUT
IF YOU WERE TRYING TO GET ROSS STONED.
YOUR PARENTS CAUGHT ROSS SMOKING POT IN COLLEGE
AND HE BLAMED IT ON ME.
ROSS, I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'D DO THAT.
THE REASON WE HAVEN'T TOLD THEM WE'RE TOGETHER
IS BECAUSE THEY HATE ME.
OKAY? SO, WILL YOU FIX THIS?
OKAY. OKAY.
I'LL TELL THEM IT WASN'T CHANDLER WHO GOT HIGH.
NOW, WHO SHOULD I SAY IT WAS?
YOU!
IT'S NOT LIKE IT WAS A BIG DEAL.
YOU DON'T STILL DO IT OR ANYTHING.
ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT.
NOW, WHO SHOULD I SAY "TRICKED" ME INTO DOING IT?