HEY.
IT'S ONLY YOU.
WH-WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
WE ARE LOOKING AT A PLAYBOY.
OH, I WANT TO LOOK, TOO.
YIKES! ( laughs)
SO DO YOU THINK THAT THESE PICTURES...
ARE THEY TRYING TO TELL A STORY?
OH, WELL, YEAH, SURE.
I MEAN, LIKE IN THE CASE OF THIS YOUNG WOMAN
SHE HAS LOST HER CLOTHES, SO...
SO SHE RIDES NAKED ON THE HORSE, SHE'S CRYING OUT
"WHERE ARE THEY? WHERE ARE THEY?"
WELL, SHE'S NOT GOING TO FIND THEM
LYING IN THE GRASS LIKE THAT.
( laughing)
GOD...
OH... YEAH.
OH, REMEMBER THE DAYS
WHEN YOU USED TO GO OUT TO THE BARN
LIFT UP YOUR SHIRT AND BEND OVER?
YEAH.
YOU SEE, NOW...
SEE, NOW, I WOULD DATE THIS GIRL.
SHE'S CUTE; SHE'S OUTDOORSY.
YOU KNOW, AND SHE KNOWS HOW TO BUILD A FIRE.
I MEAN, THAT'S GOT TO COME IN HANDY.
HEY, I GOT A QUESTION. MM-HMM?
IF YOU HAD TO PICK ONE OF US TO DATE, WHO WOULD IT BE?
I DON'T KNOW.
ME, NEITHER. RACHEL.
WHAT?
I DON'T KNOW.
ME, NEITHER.
HEY. HEY.
OH, DON'T YOU GUYS LOOK CUTE.
YOU GUYS MAKE SUCH A CUTE COUPLE.
MONICA, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
NOTHING. I'M JUST TRYING TO RECREATE SOME OF THE FUN
THAT WE HAD AT MY PLACE THE OTHER DAY.
REMEMBER? WHEN YOU PICKED RACHEL OVER ME?
( laughing ): THAT WAS FUNNY.
YES, IT WAS KIND OF FUNNY.
IT WASN'T FUNNY AT ALL.
WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?
WHY DIDN'T YOU PICK ME?
FINE.
THE REASON THAT I WAS LEANING
A LITTLE BIT MORE TOWARD RACHEL THAN YOU
IS JUST, YOU KNOW, YOU'RE... KIND OF HIGH MAINTENANCE.
OKAY, LET'S GO TO LUNCH.
THAT... THAT IS COMPLETELY UNTRUE.
YOU THINK I'M HIGH MAINTENANCE?
OKAY, PROVE IT-- I WANT YOU TO WRITE OUT A LIST
AND WE'RE GOING TO GO THROUGH IT POINT BY POINT.
NO, YOU'RE RIGHT-- YOU'RE EASYGOING.
YOU'RE JUST NOT
AS EASYGOING AS RACHEL.
YOU KNOW, SHE'S JUST MORE... FLEXIBLE
AND-AND MELLOW, THAT'S ALL.
WELL, PEOPLE ARE DIFFERENT.
YEAH, YOU KNOW, RACHEL--
SHE'LL DO WHATEVER YOU WANT, YOU KNOW?
YOU CAN JUST WALK ALL OVER HER.
WHAT? WAIT A MINUTE.
WHAT, ARE YOU SAYING I'M A PUSHOVER?
I'M NOT A PUSHOVER.
OH, OKAY. YOU'RE NOT A PUSHOVER.
OH, MY... YOU THINK I'M A PUSHOVER.
WELL, WATCH THIS. YOU KNOW WHAT?
YOU'RE NOT INVITED TO LUNCH.
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THAT?
I THINK THAT'S PRETTY STRONG, IS WHAT I THINK.
COME ON, MONICA, LET'S GO TO LUNCH.
YOU START WORKING ON THAT LIST!
I CANNOT BELIEVE HER. I KNOW.
WHERE DO YOU WANT TO GO EAT?
OH... OH! I LOVE THAT JAPANESE PLACE.
I'M SICK OF JAPANESE. WE'RE NOT GOING THERE.
ALL RIGHT, WELL, WHEREVER YOU WANT TO GO IS COOL.
PHOEBE, WE WOULD LIKE TO TALK TO YOU FOR A SECOND.
OKAY.
SO...
MAYBE I AM A LITTLE HIGH MAINTENANCE
AND MAYBE RACHEL IS A LITTLE BIT OF A PUSHOVER
BUT YOU KNOW WHAT WE DECIDED THAT YOU ARE?
YES, WE ARE VERY SORRY TO TELL YOU THIS
BUT YOU, PHOEBE, ARE FLAKY.
HA!
THAT'S TRUE.
I AM FLAKY.
SO, WHAT?
YOU'RE JUST, UH, YOU'RE JUST OKAY WITH BEING FLAKY?
YEAH, TOTALLY.
WELL, THEN I'M OKAY WITH BEING HIGH MAINTENANCE.
YEAH, AND I AM OKAY WITH BEING A PUSHOVER.
THAT'S GREAT.
GOOD FOR YOU GUYS!
I AM NOT HIGH MAINTENANCE!
AND I AM NOT A PUSHOVER!
WHO SAID YOU WERE?!
YOU DID! YOU DID!
I'M FLAKY.
I'LL SAY ANYTHING.