- Papi!
♪ My vagina ♪
♪ Vagina ♪
- I am a ride or die chica!
she's not doing it!
Oh my god!
Two things, one,
I was gone for a bit, I'm very sorry,
I had some ho!
It was absolutely terrible, it was absolutely
terrible, girl.
And number two, I'm going on tour!
(laughing)
Again.
I'm coming to you, okay.
A MacDoesIt Tour.
You know the thing I say a lot in my videos,
the last tour had a very long name,
but I wanted this tour to have a very short name,
just like last tour, bitch, on a budget,
gonna have people coming on stage,
gonna be playing some games,
laughing, making some jokes,
going back to past YouTube culture, you know.
And if someone plays their cards correctly,
they could walk out of that show $300 richer.
I'm just saying, call me a Splenda Daddy.
Once again, not James Charles, I'm not Mr. Beast,
girl, but I did want to give a little bit of dollars,
a few dollars just to play along with me,
just to play along with me,
then there will be a meet at the end of every single show,
I'll meet everyone that shows up, just like last time,
there will be a special VIP pre-show Q&A,
that mess and that stuff.
But also we have a third tier that they suggested
for me and I was like sure, why the hell not?
Where you could hang out with me backstage
and I'll follow you on social media,
probably early in the morning, girl,
so get like, sorry about some shit,
I don't know, that tier is a lot of money, girl.
I'd be very surprised if someone pays for it,
but if you do pay for it, I'm gonna try my absolute best
to make you feel special.
It's gonna be fun, some of the games we play
might be roughly based off of actual real gameshow,
but do not tell them we did that because I do not
want to be sued.
Brooklyn, September 10th.
Boston, September 11th.
DC, September 17th.
Chicago, September 18th, Orlando, September 24th,
Philadelphia, September 25th,
San Francisco, October 1st,
and Los Angeles, October 2nd.
Hotels!
Links for tickets will be in description down below,
there will also be something for my babes.
Step on by, give me your money, you know, please,
'cause I'm about to jeopardize my entire channel's
copyright standing in this one video alone.
Segway!
I'm reacting to more Cupcakke remixes.
You liked when I did the first one,
I enjoyed the first one,
you told me there was a shit ton more of these remixes
and I said, damn, and you all did,
you fucking better.
And here we are, second one,
I Tweeted, asking y'all to try me your best
and y'all did, you all sure as hell did,
110% did.
CupcakKe also follows me on Twitter,
please, don't block me.
Okay, I'll cry.
And joy, oh joy, the first one we see
is his name.
There goes my whole channel, We Don't Talk About Bruno,
have I listened to this before?
It's been so weird recently with the TikTok shit,
I don't know if I made a video off of it
or I just heard it a lot, especially at three o'clock
in the morning when I shouldn't be awake
and I'm having that guy being like,
whoa, hey there, and I'm like,
shut the fuck up!
Shut the fuck up!
You don't know me, are you judging me, bitch?
These god-given hands can scroll as he fucking wants,
so fuck you.
But anyways, Disney.
♪ We don't talk about Papi ♪
- Yeah, yeah.
♪ We don't talk about Papi ♪
♪ It was her wedding day ♪
- It was her wedding day!
♪ Deep in the sky ♪
♪ Loud in the sky ♪
♪ Papi said it looks like cum ♪
- Papi said it looks like cum.
That's because it fucking does,
you know what, if Papi says something,
then we all agree,
Papi can look at this empty bottle of Coca Cola
and say, hey, this looks like cum,
and I'd be like, you know what, Papi,
this is feeling a little bit semeny,
I get what you're saying, you know what?
I'm a ride or die,
I'm a ride or die chica
for my papi.
Okay, I don't care, Bruno is Papi,
the lord confirms.
♪ We don't talk about Papi, pi, pi, pi. ♪
- Bitch, yeah.
♪ We don't talk about Papi ♪
- Period.
♪ My hands are seen with the sound of my vagina ♪
- Okay, wow.
(laughing)
Sound of her vagina, ah-ah-ah.
Period.
Because when Papi says...
♪ Do you understand? ♪
- No, I do not.
Because when Papi actually says.
♪ We don't talk about Papi, pi-pi-pi ♪
- We don't talk about Papi, period.
♪ He told me the fish would come the next day. ♪
- Oh, oh, oh.
He told her her fish would come.
Girl, did it.
Papi seems to know what he's talking about
when it comes to cum.
I believe Papi's cum talk.
I am a ride or die chica!
♪ He told me that the dick of my dreams ♪
♪ Will be promised and some day be what ♪
- Okay, so he promised the dick of her dreams
will come one day and will be what?
Okay, if Papi says that, we don't talk about Papi.
But we did.
We talked way too much about Papi,
that we know like.
Samsung Galaxy S10: Over the Horizon Ringtone
CupcakKe Remix.
Girl, you know I've never had an android in my god damn
life, what the fuck?
♪ You get it fucking now ♪
♪ Every time you hit this pussy ♪
♪ You gonna hear the sound ♪
♪ You gonna get it fucking now ♪
♪ Every time you hit this pussy ♪
♪ You gonna hear the sound ♪
- Ey!
(dogs barking)
Wig.
Oh no, not K-pop, what are we doing?
♪ Fuck this pussy ♪
♪ Come fuck this pussy ♪
♪ Lick lick ♪
♪ I wanna eat yo dick ♪
- Ey!
♪ Mouth wide open ♪
♪ Like I was at the dentist ♪
- At the dentist!
♪ Remind ya I'm kinda wet ♪
♪ Run it down my vagina ♪
- Okay, girl!
♪ Cum in my mouth, make it look like foam ♪
- Okay!
♪ Play-Doh for the dome ♪
♪ Then told him be gone ♪
♪ The pubic hair so nappy ♪
♪ That nigga broke my comb ♪
♪ Pussy tight, pussy ♪
- Oh my god!
The sheer fucking talent, the absolute skill
you have to have.
This is multiply songs of CupcakKe.
You want to make a single for me,
can I just speak to this camera right now,
you just like make a song out of it,
vagina, vagina, vagina, pussy.
Good luck.
Oh my god.
Okay, I can't do this, y'all, this is too good.
This would scare me.
The only version of baby shark I'll tolerate.
Oh god, oh what does she do?
You ready?
I've actually never seen a baby shark video
in my entire life.
I'm just like quirky like that.
Baby dick.
Period, let's go.
♪ Baby dick doo doo doo doo doo doo ♪
♪ Mommy cum doo doo doo doo doo doo ♪
- Oh.
♪ Mommy cum doo doo doo doo doo doo ♪
- Baby dick, mommy cum.
Mommy cum, okay.
What's daddy?
♪ Daddy balls doo doo doo doo doo doo ♪
- Daddy balls.
Baby dick, mommy cum, daddy balls.
What a combination, girl, we love that,
we love family.
♪ Grandma breath doo doo doo doo doo doo ♪
- What?
♪ Grandma breast doo doo doo doo doo doo ♪
- Grandma breast, grandma breast,
baby dick, mommy cum, daddy balls,
grandma breast.
This is a person I want to meet.
♪ I change the phones two times a day. ♪
♪ When I go home on this pussy all day ♪
- Ey!
♪ Papi, wanna see a chick ass worth it ♪
♪ Put balls in my mouth and bend over ♪
♪ Come meet me in person ♪
- Okay.
What happened to grandpa?
Wait, is there not a grandpa in this family?
I've never heard the song all the way through, y'all.
The grandpa died?
Girl, the developments I'm learning today.
Running Up That Hill CupcakKe Remix.
You know what, no, hold up,
I've got a bone to pick with this Miss Kate Bush.
As you guys know, Stranger Things came out
and made this song more popular,
she made two million dollars in a month,
whatever, good for you, girl.
Great, but also the memes have been circling around,
oh Kate Bush, running up that hill
for the 2,000th time, yadda-yadda.
First of all, you fake,
shame her for running up that hill,
she didn't make a deal with god, girl.
If only I could deal with god,
I'd be running up that road,
running up that hill.
It's all I would girl,
y'all are not committing one bit,
I ain't about that life.
I'm a ride or die chica!
Oh no, not the moans.
♪ Put it down me ♪
♪ Do you want to put it in deeper ♪
- Okay.
♪ Put it down, I'm chained up ♪
♪ Do you wanna hear about the dick that I'm sucking ♪
♪ Hey, ey, ey ♪
♪ Lick my ass, smack my ass ♪
- People are so talented.
We're about to get to the chorus,
what is it?
♪ If only I could, I'd make daddy choke ♪
♪ And I'd get him to juggle them balls ♪
♪ Be running down my ass ♪
- Okay.
♪ Be running down my clit ♪
- Okay!
♪ Be running down my dildo ♪
- I mean I get it, I get it,
it's so deep.
All she wants to do is choke daddy.
♪ If I only could ♪
- If I only could,
I only could, if I only could,
she's not doing it.
What's that supposed to be?
♪ And I'd get him to juggle them balls ♪
- Juggle the balls, Sarah!
♪ Running down my dildo ♪
- Down my dildo, girl!
Wow, if CupcakKe debuted in the 80s
Okay, let's see.
(upbeat music)
Period.
♪ Cum, cum, cum ♪
♪ Cum, cum, cum, cum ♪
- Cum?
♪ Fuck me 'til my pussy redder than hot cheetos ♪
♪ Take a lick to my clit like peephole ♪
♪ After we sex it, you could exit ♪
♪ I'm a freeload, yeah ♪
- No.
This one doesn't fit that much, I can't do it.
♪ I need a dildo ♪
- Okay, you need a dildo, girl.
♪ I'm holding out for a dildo 'till my pussy cum ♪
- Bro.
♪ He's gotta be cut ♪
♪ And he's gotta be warm ♪
♪ And he's gotta be fresh from the ass ♪
- Oh, dildo that's cut and warm and fresh from ass.
Honestly, saying.
Is this is the euphoria song?
Stop it.
♪ I'm about to ride, ♪
♪ Ride it like NASCAR ♪
♪ Enjoy the ride then rate the pussy five stars ♪
♪ Never have I ever came across a nigga ♪
♪ That I might fuck around and can't please ♪
- What could happen?
♪ Pussy ♪
♪ Still don't smack my ass ♪
- Okay.
Do you hear her screaming in the background?
♪ And I would die or cum ♪
- Okay.
I would die or cum for you right now
but you still don't smack my ass.
♪ Smack my ass ♪
- I'm a ride or die chica!
CupcakKe, Raini Rodriguez, Squirt On Me.
Okay, I accept it, I accept.
♪ I didn't ask for a fiesta ♪
- Okay.
♪ I never asked for a pussy ♪
- Period.
♪ I want another taste ♪
- Okay.
♪ Lets bring a hundred girls ♪
- Okay.
♪ I'd rather suck dick ♪
♪ But at least there's pussy ♪
- Okay
♪ Squirt one me ♪
♪ Squirt, squirt ♪
♪ Squirt one me ♪
♪ Squirt, squirt ♪
♪ But at least there's pussy ♪
♪ Squirt on me, squirt, squirt ♪
♪ Squirt on me ♪
- Come on girl, come on girl!
Raini coming in.
♪ You will rise today, goodbye to yesterday ♪
- Okay.
♪ Make it understood ♪
♪ I want another taste ♪
♪ I'd rather suck dick ♪
♪ But at least there's pussy ♪
- Come on girl.
♪ Squirt on me ♪
- Okay, can I just be a CupcakKe remix channel,
that's all I do.
Copyright rules are different, you guys believe
I'd react to weird ass remixes on the internet,
all day, every day.
I am enjoying myself
and having an asmatic reaction while doing it.
Let me just say you have no idea what to expect
from this.
Okay, try me.
- Hello, everyone, cum here and today I'm gonna be
making--
- Is that the motherfucking James Charles Apology video?
Don't do this to me!
You are ruthless, the internet is insane,
oh my god.
- A very important video about a very important pussy.
Many of you guys know about two years ago now,
I was involved with a very public ass,
in which some Papis made some very serious cum,
I uploaded a video to my channel called
smacking my ass, a very horny video.
- A very horny video.
- I wanna let you guys know that I have just some
newborns in front of me sucking my balls
because this is a very serious--
- Okay, we're done.
Hairspray, you can't stop the beat.
Oh, oh.
♪ You can't stop a horny bitch ♪
♪ As it races down the dick ♪
- Euphoria finale, Maddy and Cassie fight
CupcakKe remix.
Oh the curse of the internet,
what are you about to show me, what is this?
Video is age-restricted,
girl, I am 25.
♪ Yes, that's it. ♪
♪ Oh my god, I just love sucking dick ♪
- Girl, this is my last one.
♪ I'm gonna fucking slurp ♪
- I'm gonna fucking slurp her.
I like how it says Cupcakke Moan,
it's just intensifying.
♪ Oh this bitch needs to be horny. ♪
- This bitch needs to be horny.
Smack.
♪ Remind ya I'm kinda wet ♪
- Remind ya I'm kinda wet.
Oh bless you, who created this ingenious concoction.
Oh the wall push, what you'd do?
I don't know if I'll ever find peace again.
Shout out to @themeatyguy1
and @n3ssapb for retweeting my last Tweet on Twitter,
did I say that right?
N3ssapb, I'm sorry.
Comment down below.
I don't even know, comment down below
are you coming to my tour.
Comment back, say yes.
Comment down below what's your favorite
CupcakKe remix, comment,
and if I haven't reacted to it yet,
I may react to it in the next one.
My name is Mac
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