-We love having you here, buddy.
You are actually now officially a New Yorker.
-I am! I moved back. [ Cheers and applause ]
Yes! Yes. I love it.
-It's official. -It is official.
-Does it feel good? Do you like being a New Yorker?
-Oh, God, it feels so good.
You walk outside and it just -- the world starts right away.
For your kids, they have breakfast and they go out,
and within a block, they're, like, playing checkers
in the park or something like that.
My kids are 42.
-Oh, wow. Congratulations on that.
-Yeah, yeah, yeah.
-Did you ever have a "Welcome to New York" moment
where you go, "Well, that happened"?
-Yeah. Everybody does, right?
I had mine a long time ago actually.
It was probably -- I'm ancient.
It was like 20 years ago.
I was an intern right here at 30 Rock.
-That's right. -Yeah, yeah.
That's all I wanted to say. Thanks so much, everybody!
-There he is, John Krasinski! No, no, no.
-And I was going out to have lunch,
and I was young, and I was ignorant,
so I was wearing a Red Sox jersey.
[ Audience groans, laughter ]
-Ooh, boy. -I still do.
I'm still ignorant. -All right.
-I was wearing a Nomar Garciaparra Jersey.
-Nomar! -Nomar!
-Nomar! Yeah.
-I got out of the glass doors, took a left,
and I was walking along, about to get lunch and just --
Something hit me in the back of the head.
[ Laughter ]
I was like, "Oh, my God." -Oh, no.
-And it was a full cream-cheese bagel.
[ Laughter and applause ]
And I looked over to see who it was.
It was a taxi going like 20 miles an hour.
[ Laughter ]
And I couldn't be mad.
A guy who was like, "Oh. There we go,"
and just, like, the trajectory to hit --
He must've been drafted after that.
-Yeah, seriously, that's good aim right there.
-It was really good.
-How are the girls doing? -Fantastic.
-Yeah? How old are they now?
-You know what it's like to have two girls, two daughters.
-It's the best thing in the world.
-It is the best thing in the world.
It's just tea parties, hair bands -- for me.
It's not them. -No, yeah, exactly.
It's you, and then they catch you.
They go, "Daddy, can we play?"
-Can I get in on that tea party? -Yeah.
Do you do tea parties with the girls?
-I do, yeah. You know how everybody says,
like, "Wow. My kid's really smart."
We've so tried to not do that,
'cause everybody goes, "Every kid's smart."
But I think my oldest daughter is like a Jedi.
And it's like a manipulative, negative Jedi,
because, one day, we were going over colors,
and she goes -- This is early on.
Like, she was 1 1/2 or something, and she goes,
"Daddy, what's your favorite color?"
And I said, "Blue."
And I knew her favorite color was blue, and she went,
"Oh. Your favorite color is purple?"
And I went, "No, my favorite color is blue."
And she went, "Oh, your favorite color's purple.
There's purple." [ Laughter ]
And I was like, "That's so weird."
And after two years now, I'm like,
"My favorite color -- purple."
[ Laughter ]
-It actually worked, though? -It worked!
I totally -- Now she hands me things,
and very sadly, like two weeks ago,
She's like, "Daddy, your favorite color can blue."
And I went, "No, my favorite color is purple."
[ Laughter ]
I was still -- I was still locked in.
She's like, "Good, good!"
-She's making a block levitate around the room.
A teacup pours itself, yeah.
-Yeah, exactly. -And how's your wife,
the beautiful Emily Blunt? -Fantastic.
-We love Emily. -Fantastic.
[ Cheers and applause ]
-That reaction means I married up, and don't I know it.
Don't I know it.
-I wouldn't say you married up, no.
-Oh, no, no, no.
Please, they don't have to tell me.
The customs agent in London did.
[ Laughter ]
I don't know if you know, Emily just shot a movie,
it's a small indie called "Mary Poppins."
[ Laughter, cheers ]
And I went to visit her all the time.
I was shooting something else, but I went almost every weekend,
and it was going great, the customs,
whole experiences, whatever.
-You got to get through customs. -Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And then I hit this guy who's about my age,
and he looked like he was ready to get a little surly with me,
and he said, "It says here that you're an actor."
And I said, "Yeah," and he said,
"Would I know you from anything?"
I went, "You know, we redid the UK version on 'The Office.'"
Strike one. [ Laughter ]
He's like, "Oh." -"I hated that version!"
-"Oh, you took what we did perfect."
And then I said, "Yeah."
And he says, "Who you visiting here?"
I said, "My wife," and he says, "Is she an actress?"
I said, "yeah." He said, "Would I know her?"
I went, "I don't know, man. Her name's Emily Blunt."
He goes like this, he goes, "You?"
[ Laughter and applause ]
And I went, "Yeah." And he goes, "You?
You married Emily Blunt?" And I go, "Yeah."
And he goes like this, "Okay, go. Just go."
Like, the stamp was so hard. I was like, "I'm so sorry."
-Not breaking eye contact, like, following you out.