- We're playing Would You Rather for Periods.
(salsa music)
- I am on my period as we speak.
- I just got off mine.
- I just ended mine.
- Why are we synced?
- Synced. - oh.
- Synced.
- No I aint synced with you.
- She's not synced with us, we're synced.
- Synced. - Synced.
- Oh my god.
Okay, question one,
would you rather insert a tampon dry,
or use a super thick, mattress-like, sanitary towel?
Do people say sanitary towels?
- I guess so.
- Pads.
- Pads for sure.
I'm not gonna enter a tampon dry.
- I would rather insert a tampon dry.
- Wait I think I'm learning something,
do people wet their tampons before putting them in?
- No.
- Oh I was like wait,
- Just like you being dry, not the tampon.
- I just find that so uncomfortable
that I would rather wear a diaper.
- I'd rather just do pads if I can honestly.
- No, I would rather have it be dry for like two seconds,
rather than walk around all day
with a mattress in my underwear.
- It's like a diaper man, that's kind of comfortable.
- It kind of is.
- I haven't worn a diaper in many years so,
- Are you sure about that?
- I'm positive.
(laughs)
- Question two, have all the PMS symptoms
but a light flow or have a really heavy flow
but no PMS?
- Heavy flow but no PMS,
well actually, - yeah of course.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Heavy flow no PMS.
- Heavy flow, no PMS, I agree.
- We're all just on the same page here.
This is pretty easy.
I feel like it's not the actually period coming out
of you - no.
- It's the symptoms that suck.
- Yeah.
- I get cramps, I don't know, I just don't feel good,
I feel dirty.
- Mood swings, like you also feel like you're just hideous
at all times.
Also physically you gain five pounds
and that like (beeps) with you.
I hate it.
- Yeah, I'd rather just bleed.
- Yeah me too.
- Yeah, I don't care.
- Question three, would you rather be constipated
and bloated for the whole period,
or be pooping pretty much non stop for the whole period?
- That's fucking easy.
- Well, the second one is literally what I do anyways.
- I was gonna say,
(laughs)
the worst thing for me about periods is the bloating,
it's so uncomfortable, I'd rather poop all the time.
- Everyone knows the period poops.
- I don't know, I don't like the period poops,
they make me feel dirty and gross.
- Oh you just flush it all out.
- I know but like while I'm doing it,
I'm just like, oh I hate myself.
- Honestly you're right but it happens all the time.
Like even when I don't eat anything,
I'm just like whoop.
- Honestly, it feels like I'm pooping baby slugs.
(laughs)
- It's true.
- I never thought of that.
(laughs)
- What so what would you just decide?
- I mean I think I'd still be constipated and bloated.
- Over the slugs.
- Okay, question four, would you rather rip a pad off
that's gotten stuck to your pubes
or fish around for a tampon that's gone up too far?
- First of all I hate the phrase "fish around".
- Fish around?
- 'cause it's like a hook.
I would rather fish around for a tampon.
- Yeah, I mean, I feel like I have more
experience with that.
- Same.
- Yeah, the ripping pubes out, it (beeps) hurts.
- Yeah, - yeah.
(moans)
- The fishing around, unfortunately.
Alright, question five, wear the same pad
for a whole day, or use as much toilet paper
as you want for a whole day?
- Okay so it depends, 'cause if I have
a super heavy flow that day, that pad is wrecked.
- But if you have a super heavy flow
and you use the toilet paper that's even worse.
When you have to like go to crisis mode
and use toilet paper, it doesn't even last 10 minutes
to be honest.
- No.
- It's uncomfortable.
I would rather use a pad because at least they're equipped
for some of it.
- I would rather just use the toilet paper
because honestly like, I have a high chance
of bleeding on my clothes.
- But then the pad would, I don't know.
- Okay I feel like I would wear the same pad
for the whole day but I would prepare like spandex
because you know that shit's gonna bleed.
You're gonna bleed through it no matter what.
- You're gonna bleed through both.
- Yeah.
- But there are pads that are really equipped
for that (beeps).
- True, true, oh a bonus question.
- [Girls] Bonus.
- Would you rather have to wear all white
every day of your period or free bleed
on a medium flow while wearing all black?
- This good question.
- Free bleed. - Free bleed,
I love free bleeding.
- Free bleeding, right.
- Yup.
- Wear all black, no one knows that you're just leaving
red patches all over everything and walk away, it's fine.
- I don't give a (beeps).
- I'd rather wear white.
- Nah dude.
I don't do laundry enough to pull those kind of stunts.
- Uh-uh.
- Nah.
- I like wearing white, I feel like I always want
to wear white on my period.
- That's dangerous, you're playing with fire.
- Yup. - Yeah,
but you're also leaving blood everywhere
you go in the office.
- That's not my problem, I don't live here.
- I would probably only stay in my house.
- Oh yeah, if it was staying in my house.
- You don't have to leave.
- I would easily free bleed if it was staying at my house.
- Yeah, I'm taking that week, work from home.
(laughs)
I think we're all in aggreeance that periods suck.
- Periods suck.
- A lot of these things have happened to us.
- Yeah.
- These aren't crazy things, we can imagine them
from real experience.
- Yeah, I feel like a lot of people are like afraid
to talk about when you've had to use toilet paper before.
- Yeah. - Exactly.
Or when you've lost a tampon.
- Exactly or pooping all the time.
- The time. - But,
it literally happens to everyone,
- Yeah. - And it's okay.
- Yeah.
But we're synced.
- Synced. - Synced.
- Bye.
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