-Chelsea, you're known for having strong opinions
about all different kinds of things.
So with that in mind, I'd like to play a game with you
called "Wheel of Opinions."
Here we go.
♪ -Wheel of Opinions ♪
-Thank you for always playing something with us.
Here's how it works.
I'm going to hit this button, which will activate
the opinion topic generator, and it'll land on a random topic,
and whatever it is, you have to give your opinion on it, okay?
Could be right or wrong, could be short, long, here we go.
Ready? And now we go.
-Ooh. -Alright, goatees. [ Laughs ]
-Goatees can go eff themselves is where they can go.
[ Laughter ] -Oh, my goodness.
-It's out of style and they're gross, so just stop it.
[ Laughter ]
-Really?
You don't know anyone that's ever -- No.
-It's not -- No, just stop it.
Either grow a beard --
Even a mustache is cooler than a goatee.
A goatee is so uncool.
All it says to me is that you're a Republican.
[ Audience ohs, laughs ]
-[ Laughing ] Let's get another topic. Here we go.
-Ah! [ Laughs ]
-Oh, my God!
I'm sure you're gonna have an opinion on this.
Legalizing mushrooms.
-Oh, yeah, my mushrooms are just about to kick in.
I take mushrooms almost every day.
I mean, microdosing mushrooms is a game changer,
and psilocybin is good for everybody.
It puts you in a good mood, keeps you upbeat,
and makes you appreciate nature.
So yeah, legalizing mushrooms for sure.
-Wow. [ Applause ]
I know you know about that stuff because I've seen the --
What was the ayahuasca one?
Is that mushrooms? -Oh, yeah, ayahuasca.
Yeah, I'll do any drug. [ Laughter ]
I'll try anything. For all of humanity, give it to me first.
[ Laughter ] -Alright, here we go.
Chelsea, are you rubbing your hands?
Or is there a dog?
-Oh, there is a dog.
[ Laughter ]
Did you think I -- [ Laughs ]
-I don't know what was -- You're going like...
You were getting into like a dance routine for a second.
-Hold on. Let me try and get him up here.
He's pretty big. -Oh!
-[ Grunts ] -Oh!
Pretty big?! Oh my, Chelsea, be careful!
Oh, my God! -Oh, Bert.
Say hi, Bertie. Say hi! -Oh, my goodness.
Are you kidding me? Look at that cute dog.
Hi, buddy. -Oh, he's falling off now.
[ Laughter ]
That's my proof, you guys. That's my proof!
[ Laughter ]
-Here we go. Let's get another topic.
That was a great exit. Here we go.
Okay. -Frozen --
-Versus on the rocks margaritas.
-Well, you know what I just want to say is,
you brought up mushrooms, which I did just take some
right before our interview, some chocolate mushrooms.
And I made myself a frozen mar-- well, no, a margarita
on the rocks for our special interview,
so this is all coming together very nicely.
-Oh, my gosh! [ Applause ]
It's almost -- Oh, look, the dog's leaving.
Chelsea, I love you.
Thank you so much for coming on.
That is all the time we have for "Wheel of Opinions."
My thanks to Chelsea Handler.
Her stand-up special, "Chelsea Handler: Evolution,"
is streaming on HBO Max. Check it out.