- Aww...read it with me,
- [Both] is life better as a twin?
Yes.
♪ Eine Klein Nachtmusik, W. A. Mozart ♪
- My name is Shane, I'm twin number one
- My name is Brad, I'm twin number two
- I'm Terence Spencer - I'm Tanola Spencer
- The T twins - The T twins
(giggles)
- We're twin sisters - Twin sisters
- Oh yeah - Yeah
- If you're a twin like, they always group you together
like you're never your name anymore, you're always
- [Both] the twins.
- Kind of, I mean we think very similarly
- Three, two, one - (both) Night Moves
- Ohhhh! Shit!
- Oh, three, two, one - [Both] Marcus
- Favorite drug?
- Three, two, one: Claritin? - This'll be...
(Shane laughs and claps, crew laughs)
- What the fuck is...?
Who came up with these questions?
(Tanola laughs with crew) - [Camera Man] Can you read...
- Have you ever thought of killing me and taking my place?
(laughter) That is dark!
- Have you ever thought of killing me and taking my place?
(laughs) - The fuck?
Nope. - No.
- Nuh
- Yes, like... - What?!
- Just to have my own identity
- I wasn't aware of
half of this Blair. - I concocted a whole thing.
- Ooh, you would know this too!
Have we ever slept with the same person?
- Have we? - I don't know, have we?
- I don't know, have we?! - I don't know!
(both twins laugh)
- Have we ever slept with the same person?
- No - You probably slept-
(laughter) - What else don't I know?
- No chance baby! - Yuh!
Brad is of the homosex persuasion,
and I'm of the heterosex persuasion.
Therefore, I've never been in a B, he's never been in a V.
- Cheers bitch - Toast
- What's the funniest trick we played on people as twins?
- We didn't play fuck with anybody that much
- 'Cause we're not dicks! We don't wanna like...
- No, no no... - "Be those twins"
- I think it's just 'cause we were pussies.
I think we just got nervous. Remember?
'Cause in seventh grade, "lets switch classes,"
and then, right when we did it,
I remember sitting in class like
so, so nervous! - Sweating, like bullets
Just this stuff, it's gonna come any minute.
- Yeah, like something bad's gonna happen,
or Ms. Jacobs is gonna come
and expel us on site or something.
- Yeah - I went right back to class
- What are your biggest complaints about my partner?
- Hmmm (nervous giggles)
- Okay
- What are your biggest complaints about my partner?
- Oooh...
(giggles) - I knew that this...
- He's selfish, and he acts like an only child all the time
- He's a good guy, but I don't...
- Do you think he's attractive?
- No, I don't think he's attractive at all
- Oh really? - No
- Is there anything physically different about us?
Are even our genitals the same?
(laughter)
I'm pretty happy with my penis size.
- I don't think that's the question dude
(laughter)
- You have slimmer cheeks than I do
- Slimmer cheeks... - You're more rugged,
you're like the... - Bigger these ones?
- No! No way!
- Yes - No way! What?!
- How do mom tell us apart? - She guessed.
- Facts. For most of, oh...
Hey Tano, Tey, Tano, Tey, Ter-, come here.
(laughter) Come over here.
- Yeah
- Would you ever...this is fuckin' great dude!
Would you ever have a three-some with me?
- Absolutely not - Why not man?
- Next question. - You didn't say why not
- No - For the record,
I wouldn't either, but I wanna know...
- Why do we need to get into it then?
- Just answer the fucking question dude
- Why I wouldn't have a three-some with you?
- Yes - It's because we're twins!
- All the time, people ask us, but I don't think
'cause like at the end of the day,
you're gonna favor one of us. - Yeah
- And I will be pissed if it ain't me
- Yeah - So...
- Hey no, next question: do people try to fetishize us?
Yeah. - All the time
- All the time
- Could we have a two-for-one deal?
- Yeah, no - No, there's no coupon for us
- There's like a whole fucking section of like
twin fetish porn, and it's really gross.
- It's like when you accidentally scroll through,
and you're looking for something normal and racy
- Yeah, right. - Like I've seen it,
fist thing grows, seen it, seen it...
- Yeah yeah yeah - twin-cess, eh.
- I feel like I've had girlfriends who have come up to me,
and been like: before we were dating,
I pictured both of you two fucking me.
- Just Eiffel Tower, - Not that we would do it.
- Isn't it like she's below-? - No no no
- Doing that - Yeah
- And we're just like - Other in bow
- This in bow - It's a one-time Eiffel Tower
It's like a (high fives)
We're doing it! - What?!
- What do we hold a fuckin' teepee?
For the whole time? - Yeah, yeah I think so.
- That sounds like a lot of arm work.
- Can you please ask another question?
- Yup
- Who would win in a fist fight?
- Probably me. - Probably me.
- Well I did take martial arts.
- Oh you took martial arts (laughter)
- Fuck you! - You took martial arts huh?
- Yeah!
- Oh it's bad, this is so bad.
- What if we're locked for eternity?
- Incoming - What if we can't move?
- And then, we'll... Oh no!
You're so much stronger than I am!
I worked out earlier today, you did nothing!
- Yes (crew cheers)
- Godammit, that's embarrassing, that's on film.
- What's the worst thing that I have ever done to you?
- To me? - Yeah.
- When you were in a ska band,
the nine of you... - Oh, don't
- Wrote a song called, "Brad is Gay"
- But they didn't hear it, they couldn't hear
what we were saying, we were just yelling it.
- ♪ Being ridiculously attracted to dudes is GAY! ♪
(nervous laughter)
- I think anyone would hear that
- Aw, I'm so fucking sorry dude.
- What would your reaction be
if you got a call saying I was dead?
- Oh god. (giggles, nervous exhale)
- What would your reaction be
if you got a call saying I was dead?
(long exhale)
- Oh, I thought about it so much.
I just have thought about you dying, like now in my life?
Now, and I hate it like I... - You hate me in your life?
- No, fucking listen to what I'm trying to tell you bro
(exhale) I love you
(laughter)
- I would think I would feel so much emotion
that I would just shut down, but the thing is,
which is weird, I think I would know it happened
before they got their call. Like I think,
whenever you would take your last breath
like I would feel that.
- I don't know why, I think
sometimes I catch myself thinking about it,
and like tear up (giggle)
- Really?
- No, but it would, it would suck
so much to live without you. - Yeah
it'd be the worst (exhales)
- I would like I don't know man, I would like
(exhales)
- Hey, I'm still up, still here.
- It sounds like the worst thing.
It's like the worst thing I could think of.
- 'Cause I mean, you're your own person.
But you really are like a part of me
- Yeah - You know like a part of me
(clears throat) so...
- Is life better as a twin? - Yes
- Two brains, two perspectives on life?
- Yeah
- A 100% no, I feel like I am blessed to be a twin...
- If you buy us a showtime, I have no idea
how to answer it because I don't know life
without being a twin. - Yeah, yeah.
- This is like my best friend, right here.
Hey, I love you. - This has been great,
I love you too.
- Like I love you - I'm mad in love for you
- Yeah, I'm mad in love for you too
- Here, we did it!
(applause, cheers)
- Thank you.
- Yeah! - Yeah
- Yeah, definitely. - And it's not often
that we really listen to each other that much.
So I learned, - Yeah
- What you're comfortable sharing with me.
- Yeah yeah, thanks Truth or Drink.