Fantastic we'll look out...
Ooooh, I know it would happen.
I've injured him.
I knew.
Did you get a ball there?
This thing is dangerous.
Jim it's such a privilege to chat with you.
You have been responsible for some of the biggest laughs I've had in a cinema seat in my life.
Really? That's fantastic.
Dumb and Dumber, Liar Liar, Ace Ventura, Bruce Almighty.
Have you released your bowels? Because that's what I'm really after.
What is this thing?
I'll explain this is a tombola. On this tombola...
Do you have a name for one of these in the States?
It's called Bingo.
Okay, great. That's basically what we're doing.
Spins around. There's little balls in there.
So we're going to spin this.
It's the only piece of technology that I could find that is the same speed as Sonic.
You see what I've done?
Oh, yeah, man. That's it. That's a monster tie in. Right there.
Thank you very much. I worked all night on that one.
You can dress this stuff up in 100 different ways.
In here are balls, the balls are numbered, and the ball will dictate...
What is this magic?
It's gonna dictate what question I'm going to ask you.
This is demonic.
There's a movie in this. Question number one... See, just for transparency.
Oh really. You guys are working hard to dress this thing up.
This is unbelievable.
Sonic is one of the greatest computer games of all time.
What did you used to play as a kid?
Hide the Weasel.
Was that a game?
Yeah, that was a game.
What platform was that?
In the bathtub.
Okay. In the bathtub.
And then there was Sprouting Flower was another one.
Okay, right. Yeah,
But you can just use your imaginations.
I like that.
Yeah, that's right.
I'm gonna spin again.
It's good for people with foreskin.
Do you want to... Do you want to pull the ball out this time?
Oh, boy. Could I?
It's a pleasure.
Okay, don't mind me.
No it's in here. There we go.
Okay, I'm pulling the ball out.
What number have we got?
Gee, I don't know. It's a 6 or a 9?
I guess that's a 6 because it's underlined, right? Is that how things work here?
You're cooking to impress. What is your signature dish?
Well, I gotta say I've become a bit of a chef.
I decided to control all the aspects of my life, even my own fuel.
So, the other day I made "Pumpkin Spice eggs and veggies".
Wow.
Yeah. See that? Did you think of something like that?
Is that a main or a dessert or a side?
Huh?
Is that a main, or a dessert or a side?
That is a main dish. That's bacon and eggs, basically.
The veggies are cooked in the grease from the bacon.
And then afterwards, sprinkled gingerly with pumpkin spice.
Fantastic. We'll look out...
Oh, I knew that would happen.
I've injured him on the tombola.
I knew... this thing is dangerous. Did you get a ball?
Did you get a ball?
Did I get a ball?
Have you got a ball in your hand?
It's getting kind of personal, aren't you pal?
I'm gonna pull one out. 11.
I'm gonna pull one out too. You can't do that in America anymore.
Sonic has a bucket list of things he wants to do in the film.
What's top of your bucket list?
To explode into a ball of light.
Okay, all right.
Yeah, I'm working on it. Working on it right now.
Well, depends on how that pumpkin was cooked. It might happen sooner rather than later.
Oh, yeah. No, it's all it's all pure fuel.
That's how I think. I run like a machine. I'm very robotic like.
I'm gonna go in again.
That's right. I'm gonna control it all.
Out and in. There's no exterior.
Ball number 5.
Wow, whoa, oh.
It's a great catch!
You see, I'm alive. I'm alive.
I hope someone's looking where these balls are going.
Wait a second. I gotta get this fly
A time machine can transport you back to one musical gig. Which one do you pick?
Oooh. Wow. I would have to say I'd go to a very rainy day in Woodstock.
Okay.
You know what I'm saying?
I get naked and I go down that mud hill, and then I'd listen to Jimi Hendrix.
So your going back about 50 years?
You know what I'm saying?
I know what you're saying.
I think a lot of people would join you on that muddy hill.
[IMPERSONATES GUITAR] It'd be good.
I light fire to my leg later.
Number 7: if you could be any character that you've played,
but for the rest of your life, which would you be?
All that is, ever was, and ever will be, which is the character I play in life.
You see, all of England is just happening inside me.
I can see.
That's right. Yeah, you can't Brexit me, buddy. You can't do it.
I'm gonna do one more ball. It's number 9.
Number 9, number 9. Number 9,
Your character Dr. Robotnik... [Number 9, number 9]
...has an impressive moustache... [Number 9, number 9]
...who has the best facial hair... [Number 9]
[???????????]
Yoko Ono, ladies and gentlemen,
...from history?
What was that again?
Who has the best facial hair?
I was busy saying number 9.
I noticed? Yes. Yeah. And it doubled up as Yoko Ono.
I was up to 56 I think.
Hmm. Hmm?
Who has the best facial hair in history?
Oh, Russell Brand's getting up there. He's pretty good.
I'll take that as your answer.
He's pretty good. Yeah, he's a he's a manscaping genius.
Jim, great to meet you.
Pleasure, man.
Thank you very much.
Absolutely.
Put it in there. Ay! Your ball's in there now.