(suspenseful music) (Venom growling)
(phone ringing)
♪ Hello from the other side ♪
- Venom, fun isn't something one considers
when balancing the universe
but my new plan does put a smile on my face.
(Thanos laughing evilly)
(Venom growling)
(suspenseful music)
♪ Out of the doorway, the bullets rip ♪
(Venom screaming) (Black widow screaming)
♪ Another one bites the dust. ♪
(man screaming)
(Venom growling)
(Black panther screaming)
(loud thumping)
(metal banging)
(Venom growling)
(Red skull screaming)
♪ Hey, I'm gonna get you too ♪
♪ Another one bites the dust ♪
(fist thudding) (stick banging)
(fist thudding)
(Venom growling)
(Spider man panting)
- What on earth are you doing?
- Listen, Mr. Fury, There's a weird venomy guy
trying to chase me.
- Oh no, that's Venom, he's managed to get
to several of the Avengers already.
- Well, why didn't you let us all know?
- I know, I know.
I got Disney plus now I can't stop watching TV.
- Well, what are we going to do?
- Let's get everyone together and deal with him.
♪ Shoes on, get up in the morn' ♪
♪ Cup of milk, let's rock and roll ♪
♪ King Kong, kick the drum, rolling on like a Rolling Stone ♪
♪ Sing song when I'm walking home ♪
♪ Jump up to the top, LeBron ♪
♪ Ding dong, call me on my phone ♪
- Captain, we need to assemble,
We have a situation.
- Yes, sir.
- God of thunder.
- Thor, we have a problem.
(suspenseful music)
- Whoa, I didn't know Thor was coming.
♪ I see what's happening, Yeah ♪
♪ Your face to face with greatness ♪
♪ And it's strange ♪
♪ You don't even know how you feel ♪
♪ It's adorable ♪
♪ Well, it's nice to see that humans never change ♪
♪ Open your eyes, let's begin ♪
♪ Yes, it's really me ♪
♪ It's Maui, breathe it in ♪
♪ I know it's a lot ♪
♪ The hair, the bod ♪
♪ When you're staring at a demi-god ♪
- Guys, stop, concentrate.
Venom is in this vicinity.
(suspenseful music)
(Alarm ringing)
- I heard you getting everyone together for a mission.
- Oh, yeah we are.
This is awkward.
We don't need you, Bruce.
We'd have you as Hulk but sorry,
we don't need you.
♪ I'm just a loser ♪
♪ Shouldn't be with ya ♪
♪ Guess I'm a quitter ♪
(melancholic music)
(Captain America laughing)
- I am Venom.
(Venom growling)
- Hey Venom, your fun is over.
(loud banging)
(Venom growling)
(fist thudding)
(Venom growling)
♪ To the left, to the left ♪
♪ To the right, to the right ♪
♪ Then you take your left hand ♪
♪ And put it on your side ♪
♪ Go on, roll your shoulders ♪
♪ Do the slip and slide ♪
♪ This next part's my favourite part ♪
♪ 'cause its time to shine ♪
- Thanos sent me.
- What did he say?
- He said Thanos sent him.
- Whose Thanos?
(upbeat music)
♪ There lived a certain man ♪
♪ in Russia long ago ♪
♪ He was big and strong ♪
♪ In his eyes a flaming glow ♪
♪ Most people looked at him ♪
♪ With terror and with fear ♪
♪ But to Moscow chicks he was such a lovely dear ♪
- Oh, Thanos from Endgame.
I thought you said Manos.
- What are we going to do?
- I'll have to phone Thanos.
- Have you got his number?
- I got a lot of numbers I shouldn't have.
It's his voicemail.
- Well, we'll leave a message.
♪ Hello ♪
♪ It's me ♪
♪ I was wondering if after all these years ♪
♪ You'd like to meet ♪
♪ To go over everything ♪
♪ They say that time's supposed to heal ya ♪
♪ But I ain't done much healing ♪
♪ Hello ♪
(phone ringing)
It's Thanos!
♪ I must've called a thousand times ♪
♪ To tell you I'm sorry for everything that I've done ♪
♪ But when I call, you never seem to be home ♪
- He's hung up!
- What did he say?
- He said he was sorry.
- What are we going to do?
- Guys, we need to go to Thanos's shack
and deal with him.
- I've got a bad feeling about this.
(suspenseful music)
- Come on, captain, what's the matter?
♪ I've had my adventure ♪
♪ I don't need something new ♪
♪ I'm afraid of what I'm risking ♪
♪ If I follow you ♪
♪ Into the unknown ♪
♪ What do you want ♪
(suspenseful music)
(door opening)
- Dread it.
Run from it.
Destiny arrives all the same.
(suspenseful music)
- Thanos, we know what you have done.
- You sent Venom to destroy half of the Avengers.
- Nice bit of balancing I think you'll find.
- No, Thanos, you're a savage.
♪ What's happenin' bitch ♪
♪ I'm a savage ♪
♪ Classy, bougie, ratchet ♪
♪ Sassy, moody, nasty ♪
♪ Acting stupid, what's happening ♪
- You're not classy.
You don't even have muscles as big as me.
You're just a skinny titan.
(Thor laughing)
(Avengers laughing)
♪ I got muscles like Superman trainer ♪
♪ Real real rare like Super Saiyan manga ♪
- Stop, that's disgusting.
- Listen, I'm sorry about your friends
but I need to balance the universe.
- Who on earth do you think you are?
♪ I'm a bad guy ♪
♪ Duh ♪
- That's enough, Thanos.
(loud banging)
(Thor laughing) (Thanos yelling)
- Banged my knee on the pavement.
(Avengers laughing)
- I've missed doing that.
- I know it's great fighting Thanos again, isn't it?
♪ I never thought I'd miss you ♪
♪ Half as much as I do ♪
♪ And I never thought I'd feel this way ♪
♪ The way I feel about you ♪
♪ As soon as I wake up ♪
♪ Every night ♪
♪ Every day ♪
♪ I know it's you I need ♪
♪ To take the blues away ♪
(Thanos yelling)
(loud banging)
(fist thudding)
(loud banging)
♪ Nothin' more ♪
♪ Nothin' less ♪
♪ Love is the best ♪
♪ I said Ooo ♪
♪ I'm blinded by the lights ♪
♪ No I can't sleep until I feel your touch ♪
♪ I said Ooo ♪
(loud splashing)
(melancholic music)
(Thanos laughing evilly)
- It's just you now, Nick Fury.
- But I don't have powers.
(Captain America laughing)
- It's true actually.
(Thor laughing)
♪ Ooh I see you, see you, see you every time ♪
♪ And oh my I, I, I like your style ♪
♪ You, you make me, make me, make me wanna cry ♪
(loud thudding)
(Thanos laughing evilly)
- He's not even a super hero.
Why would you do that?
♪ Because I'm bad, I'm bad ♪
♪ Come on ♪
♪ Because I'm bad, I'm bad ♪
♪ You know it ♪
- The Avengers are finally finished
once and for all
and the universe is perfectly balanced.
♪ Take on me ♪
♪ Take me on ♪
♪ I'll be gone ♪
♪ In a day or two ♪
- [Captain] Bruce, you need to turn into Hulk first.
- Good point.
(boy grunting)
(boy growling)
(hulk growling)