[MUSIC PLAYING]
ERNIE: [SINGING]
Every night when I lie in bed--
BERT: Oh, no.
ERNIE: [SINGING]
--I see pictures dancing in my head.
BERT: Picture sleep.
ERNIE: [SINGING]
Buddy Bert.
BERT: What?
ERNIE: [SINGING]
Buckle up, and we'll fly away.
BERT: Whoa.
ERNIE: Yeah.
[SINGING]
We're adventuring.
Every time the bed starts tapping something special is
going to happen.
BERT: This is kind of catchy.
ERNIE: [SINGING]
My favorite kind of traveling.
BERT AND ERNIE: Yeah.
[SINGING]
We're adventuring.
Come along with Bert and Ernie.
We're going to take a little journey.
Bert and Ernie's Great Adventures.
ERNIE: Gee, Bert.
Isn't it fun being car mechanics?
BERT: Yep.
Hand me that wrench, will you, Ernie?
ERNIE: And we're not just any old car mechanics.
We're singing car mechanics.
[SINGING]
If your car has any trouble, we will fix it on the double.
And when we're through, it will be good as new.
BERT: Ernie.
Stop singing and get to work.
ERNIE: Ah, a new customer.
What can we do for you, miss?
[GOAT BLEATS]
ERNIE: --and goat?
[LAUGHS]
WOMAN: Something is wrong with our truck.
Listen.
ERNIE: Worry not.
[SINGING]
If your car has any trouble, we will--
BERT: Ernie, enough already.
I'll check the engine.
You go check the air in the tires.
ERNIE: OK, Bert.
BERT: Hmm.
Looks like someone's been tossing
chewed-up stuff in here.
WOMAN: Why, you naughty goat.
[GOAT BLEATS]
BERT: Ernie, that's way too much air.
ERNIE: Hmm.
There.
All even.
WOMAN: Oh, thank you so much.
[GOAT BLEATS]
ERNIE: Come again.
BERT: What can we do for you, ma'am?
OSTRICH LADY: I can't get my brand-new car to move.
Do you think you fellows can fix it?
ERNIE: Can we fix it?
[SINGING]
If your car--
BERT: Hold it, Ernie.
This might take a while, ma'am.
OSTRICH LADY: All right, then.
I will go to my beauty parlor and return after I've been
beautified.
Ta-ta.
ERNIE: Hmm.
BERT: Hmm.
Tricky.
I better get more tools.
ERNIE: Don't worry, little car.
[SINGING]
If your engine has some trouble, we will
fix it on the double.
And when we're through--
and when we're through, you will be good as new.
Bert.
BERT: What?
ERNIE: I sang to the ostrich lady's car and it danced.
BERT: Ernie, that's preposterous.
ERNIE: It did, Bert.
Watch.
[SINGING]
If your engine has some trouble, we can
fix it on the double.
And when we're through, it will be good as new.
BERT: A dancing, bouncing car?
ERNIE: Told you.
My singing fixed it, Bert.
Come on.
Let's go for a test drive.
Forget the key.
This car runs on singing.
[SINGING]
Strap on your seat belt, Bert.
We're going into high gear.
[SINGING]
Sing with me, Bert.
[SINGING]
BERT: Ernie?
I think I just forgot every song I know.
ERNIE: Nonsense, Bert.
You must know dozens of tunes.
[SCREAMS]
[SINGING]
If I stop singing--
I can't do that in this car.
Sing, Bert.
BERT AND ERNIE: [SINGING]
La, la, la, la.
BERT: How can you control this crazy car?
ERNIE: Easy, Bert.
[SINGING]
If you want to go high, sing high like this.
If you want to go fast, sing, fast and fast and fast and
fast and fast and fast.
BERT: Ernie!
Watch out for the birds!
ERNIE: Relax, Bert.
[SINGING]
I'll put it into low gear.
BERT: Oh, no.
Not into a tunnel.
ERNIE: Don't worry, buddy.
[SINGING]
I can see the light at the end of the tunnel.
[TRAIN HORN]
BERT AND ERNIE: It's a train!
ERNIE: Quick, sing higher, Bert.
BERT AND ERNIE: [SINGING]
La la la, la.
BERT: [SINGING]
I've had it with this flying car, Ernie.
I want to land right now.
ERNIE: OK, Bert.
[SINGING]
Then we have to la la slower.
[SINGING]
La la la la.
And lower.
BERT AND ERNIE: [SINGING]
La la la la.
BERT: I'm glad that ride's over.
OSTRICH LADY: So were you fellows able to fix my car?
BERT: Uh, sort of.
ERNIE: You just have to sing to it.
OSTRICH LADY: Sing to a car?
BERT: Try it.
OSTRICH LADY: [SQUAWKS]
Oh.
I seem to be a little hoarse today.
[CLEARS THROAT]
[SQUAWKS]
BERT: I have a better idea.
Just turn on the radio.
Another satisfied customer.
ERNIE: You know what, buddy Bert?
BERT: What, Ernie?
ERNIE: Being a singing car mechanic
really makes time fly.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
ERNIE: Goodnight, Bert.
BERT: Goodnight, Ernie.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
BERT: Uh oh.