A TEXAS LAWMAKER WOULD
LIKE TO LEVEL THE PLAYING FIELD AMONG MEN AND WOMEN WHEN IT
COMES TO REPRODUCTIVE RIGHTS.
SHE PROPOSED A $100 FINE EVERY TIME A MAN MASTURBATES.
LET ME
GIVE YOU THE DETAILS.
A LITTLE MORE ABOUT THE SPELL.
I THINK
THIS IS HILARIOUS AND YOU SEE A LOT OF FEMALE LAWMAKERS PROPOSE
LEGISLATION LIKE THIS IT IS
USUALLY MEANT TO BE SATIRE, NOT SERIOUS.
IT ALSO DRIVES HOME A
POINT ABOUT HOW THERE IS A LOT OF ANY QUALITY WHEN IT COMES TO
REPRODUCTIVE RIGHTS AND THINGS
LIKE THAT.
I DIDN'T KNOW THIS UNTIL RECENTLY AND IT BLEW MY
MIND.
DID YOU GUYS KNOW THE PENTAGON SPENT $294 MILLION ON
ERECTILE DYSFUNCTION DRUGS IN
2011 ALONE, AND IN 2014 84.2 MILLION.
YOU HEAR CONSERVATIVES
ALWAYS WHINING ABOUT BIRTH
CONTROL.
BUT WHAT ABOUT YOUR STIFFY WE ARE PAYING FOR?
YOU'RE COOL WITH THAT RIGHT?
>>APPARENTLY WE ARE NOT WINNING AT THE PENTAGON ANYMORE.
WHAT I
AM MOST INTRIGUED ABOUT IS THE MALE REPUBLICANS IN TEXAS WERE
OUTRAGED BY THIS BILL AND FIND A
CRUDE AND RIDICULOUS.
THEY CANNOT SEE OUTSIDE THEIR OWN
PERSPECTIVE BECAUSE SHE IS
MIRRORING THEIR LANGUAGE.
SHE SAYS A ERECTAL EXAM WHEN THEY
MEAN VAGINAL EXAM.
AND
NUMBER TWO, A 24 HOUR WAITING PERIOD.
BUT YOU SAID THEY NEEDED A 24 HOUR WAITING PERIOD BEFORE AN
ABORTION.
AND THEY HAVE A PERFECTLY LEGAL RIGHT TO HAVE AN
ABORTION.
>>YOU KNOW WHAT I WOULD ALSO LIKE TO ADD ñ A PORTION WHERE
YOU HAVE TO COUNSEL, THE DOCTOR HAS TO COUNSEL THE MAN ON ALL
THE UNCOMFORTABLE COMPONENTS OF THE PROCEDURE HE NEEDS TO HAVE
DONE BUT IN SPECIFIC DETAIL AND SPRINKLE IN SOME MEDICALLY
INACCURATE INFORMATION AS WELL TO DETER HIM FROM GETTING THAT
COLONOSCOPY HE NEEDS OR THE RECTAL, OR VASECTOMY OR
WHATEVER.
>>BECAUSE THAT IS WHAT THEY DO TO WOMEN.
WHEN IT COMES TO MEN
THEY FIND IT UNCONSCIONABLE AND UNTHINKABLE.
BUT FOR WOMEN THEY
DO IT WILLY-NILLY WITHOUT A
SECOND THOUGHT.
THE WHOLE REASON WE ARE HAVING THIS SILLY
PRO-LIFE, PRO-CHOICE DEBATE- WHICH THEY DON'T HAVE A LOT OF
OTHER COUNTRIES.
EVEN COMMUNIST CHINA IS LIKE WHY WOULD YOU CARE?
>> CHINA IS ON THE OPPOSITE EXTREME VOTE.
>> THAT IS ALSO BAD BECAUSE THAT IS THE GOVERNMENT INTERFERING
AND SAYING YOU MUST DO IT.
GET OUT OF OUR LIVES.
BUT IF YOU'RE
GOING TO BE IN OUR LIVES FOR BIBLICAL PURPOSES THEN SHE IS
RIGHT, MASTURBATION IS AGAINST THE BIBLE.
EVEN IF YOU ARE RIGHT
ABOUT THE BIBLE IT ALSO SAYS YOU
SHOULDN'T MASTURBATE.
WHY AREN'T WE PASSING LAWS FOR THAT?
>>THE BIBLE IS NO FUN.
LET'S KEEP IT REAL.
YOU ARE NOT EVEN ALLOWED TO EAT SHRIMP.
>>AND
IF YOU MAKE ANY MONEY AT ALL YOU HAVE TO GIVE IT TO THE POOR.
>> I'M ALL RIGHT WITH THAT PART.
>>EVEN THE GOOD PARTS OF THE BIBLE ARE KIND OF A BUMMER.
SPEAKING OF SHRIMP YOU KNOW THAT
IS MY FAVORITE TOPIC.
WE ARE GOING TO HAVE A LOT MORE
AGNOSTICS AND ATHEISTS IN OFFICE BECAUSE THE YOUNGER GENERATION
IS SO MUCH MORE NONRELIGIOUS.
WHEN YOU GUYS GET IN OFFICE
PROPOSE THE RED LOBSTER AMENDMENT OVER AGAIN.
IF YOU ARE
GOING TO IMPOSE YOUR RELIGION ON ME, ALL I'M GOING TO DO IS ALSO
IMPOSE YOUR RELIGION ON THE REST
OF US.
RIGHT NEXT TO GAY
MARRIAGE IN LEVITICUS IT SAYS YOU
CANNOT EAT SHELLED SEAFOOD.