- Would you rather talk about that or not talk about that?
- Let's talk about that.
(playful theme music)
Good mythical morning.
- Would you rather, the conversational game
of hypothetical questions that people for millennia
have played to just amuse themselves
in conversational form.
But rarely, if ever, do people actually put
their preferences into action. - Ooh yeah.
- And those people are cowards.
We are not cowards, we are shameless internet comedians.
So today, we are gonna put our preferences into action.
It is time for You Choose, We Lose,
Extreme Would You Rather Challenge.
- Okay, here's how this is gonna work.
We actually aren't just gonna have this conversation
amongst ourselves, we have had
the conversation amongst yourselves.
We asked you guys these would you rather questions,
and over 14,000 of you responded in survey form.
And so what's gonna happen, in a given round,
one of us is going to ask the other guy,
would you rather this or that, and then that guy
is going to try to guess what you guys said
you would rather do.
If he is right, then the other guy has to do the thing
that you would rather not do.
If he is wrong, he has to do the thing
that you would rather not do.
- Either way, what you people said you did not prefer
doing, one of us will have to do in each round.
- Let's do this.
- [Together] Round One.
- Alright Link, because I'm taller, you can go first.
- Thank you, I think.
- We asked the mythical beasts, would you rather
eat pig's feet covered in peanut butter
or eat peanut butter off your friend's foot?
Which did they prefer?
- First of all, for me, I guess you're my friend that--
- I guess man.
- I might have to eat peanut butter off your foot,
which is not enticing in any situation.
- Right, it will be my foot.
Or it will be your foot that I eat off of.
- True. - Could go either way, really.
- Or one of us could be eating pig's feet.
- I don't like pig's feet, how clean are your feet?
- I showered, I typicallY don't wash--
- They didn't know this in the survey.
- I typically don't wash my feet.
- Ew. - I let the runnings,
the runoff, the shower runoff is what cleans my feet.
- The shower runoff cleans your feet.
Man, as much as I hate pig's feet,
I know that I would prefer to eat pig's feet
covered in peanut butter, because,
well first of all, I kind of win either way,
'cause I love peanut butter that much.
- Right, okay. - I think the
average mythical beast would be more scared
of a pig's foot than a friend's foot.
- Good reasoning. - So I'm gonna go
with them saying eat peanut butter off your friend's foot.
- Let's see what they said.
(bell dings)
68 percent of them said eat peanut butter
off of your friend's foot, which means that I
have to eat pig's feet
- I was right. - Covered in peanut butter.
- Ew, ew, and there it is.
Oh my gracious, it looks like a plate accident.
- How many feet is this?
- Is that even boiled for safety?
- [Stevie] Pickled.
- Pickled, it's pickled for safety.
- I don't even know where to start,
I'm just gonna grab, oh gosh.
- It's bony.
- It look, it looks like raw meat.
Just focus on the peanut butter part,
I feel sorry for you, but not as sorry
as I would have felt for myself.
- I'm getting as much peanut butter as I possibly can.
I would much rather be eating off your feet right now,
now that I see this.
- It looks like a tongue.
- [Rhett] I'm gonna get some more peanut butter.
- I might need this just to watch.
Peanut butter, how much does it help?
- A lot, mmmhmmm.
- Don't cry for me.
- It's so soft, I mean the pickling process
really makes a foot soft.
We should have that done to our feet.
- There's no toenail in it?
- If there was, it's very soft now.
- Is this the one you would have preferred?
'Cause I'll let you eat--
- Now that I ate it, I think, yes.
I enjoy this sweet treat.
- [Together] Round Two.
- Okay Rhett, it's your turn.
1,000 mythical beasts were surveyed, the top--
- Well, more than that.
- Preferences on the board.
Yeah, more than that.
We asked them, would you rather brush your teeth
with someone else's toothbrush,
or have someone else brush your teeth with their hairbrush?
- Brush your teeth with someone else's toothbrush,
or have someone else brush your teeth with their hairbrush.
Now first of all, I don't care about hair.
I'm one of those guys, if I'm eatin', and I see hair
in the food, I'm just like, set it aside,
that's a noodle I don't want, and then I just keep
eating the noodles that I do want.
Now if it's curly, I hesitate for a second.
- But you only just hesitate.
- But if I'm able to get it out of there,
if I'm able to unwind it and get it out of the noodles,
then I finish my noodles. - Okay, okay.
- But the mythical beasts are weird, we know that, right.
That's why we love 'em.
- They're a little more sensible than you,
I think in this if they choose the other.
- Well, no, I've noticed that people in general
are really queasy about hair, and also they're queasy
about awkward situations, somebody brushing your tetth
with their hairbrush is awkward,
so I'm gonna say what I wouldn't say, what they would say,
which is I think they would say they would rather brush
their teeth with someone else's toothbrush.
- Which is not what you want.
Alright, let's see the answer.
The mythical beasts chose to (bell dings)
brush their teeth with someone else's toothbrush.
- Wow, by a wide margin.
- So, I'm actually a little confused as to who was right.
Were you right?
- I'm right, which means that you have to let me
brush your teeth with my hairbrush.
- Is this your hairbrush?
- It is now.
Oh, I typically don't use a hairbrush.
- I mean-- - Let me get in,
get it in the back, get to my flaky parts.
- Get to my flaky parts.
- Look at, whoa, look what's happening there.
- Let me see the brush, is there any hair on it?
- No, but it has my essence on it now.
- How is that even gonna fit in my mouth?
- I don't know, but we're gonna find out.
- Oh my goodness., brrroooooopp.
- Let me dip into your--
- Whoa, come on man, come on, dude.
- Okay. - This is season 12,
we got paper towel dispensers.
- Okay, just open your mouth as wide as possible,
give me them teeth.
- Ah, oh, ow, oww.
It's the lips, man.
- Okay, alright, let me.
I'll just get in there.
- Owww, oh god, the gum.
You jabbed the gums, man.
- It's a hairbrush.
- Just be gentle.
- I'll be super--
- Just go on there, just get the inside.
- I'll just be super gentle.
Let me get them molars.
Oh god.
Okay, you've had enough.
- What the crap?
- It's clean.
- That's not a good idea.
You guys chose wisely.
- [Together] Round Three.
- Okay Link, we asked the mythical beasts,
would you rather tape your eyes open while someone
blows in them, or tape your mouth closed
while someone blows burps in your nose?
- Okay, hmm, so to me this is pain versus gross.
Because I mean blowing in open eyes,
I think would be painful, I mean that's just not natural.
There's a weason why we bwink.
- - Right, there's a reason why we have--
- Involuntarily, because it would be bad news otherwise.
Man, I don't want to discover how bad that news is.
But I mean, just blowing a burp in somebody's nose,
eh. - Eh.
- I think I don't want people blowing in my open eyes.
And I think the mythical beasts agree with me,
because of the health risks.
So that's what we're going with,
are you with me mythical beasts?
- The mythical beasts (buzzer)
chose to tape their eyes open
while someone blows in them.
So you were wrong.
- I was wrong.
- Which means that you are going to have to--
- Why did you ch-, do you agree with me?
- I'm gonna burp in your face.
So it wasn't that close, 61 percent of them said
that they would rather--
- What would you have chosen?
- Tape your mouth shut real quick,
let Chase tape your mouth shut, and oh gosh.
- At least now I don't have to taste the burp.
- This isn't great for me either,
they give me tuna and raw garlic and a La Croix.
You knew I liked all these things, right?
- [Chase] Yeah, your favorites.
- Ew, you're gonna eat the raw garlic?
- Just a pinch, oh gosh, that's strong.
Coconut, my least favorite flavor.
The only one I don't drink.
(Link mumbles)
(Rhett burps)
(Link retches)
- Oh, oh gosh, oh man.
- I almost hurt my lungs on that one.
- That was no exaggeration. - Some went the wrong way.
- I mean the bad thing about it is the vomit
would hit the back of the tape,
and that almost happened.
- [Together] Round Four.
- Alright Rhett, this question is for you,
the mythical beasts were surveyed and asked,
would you rather baby bird a jelly donut,
or mama bird a jellyfish?
- Oh there are so many ways that this could go wrong.
- So, baby bird, that's receive a chewed-up jelly donut
into your mouth from another human.
- Oh, that's the worst.
- Or, mama bird, mean chew up a jellyfish,
and then spit it into someone else's mouth.
- Let me point out that no matter what I say,
one of us is going to be baby birded something.
Right, because there's always a baby bird
if there's a mama bird, so there's actually
a mama bird-baby bird situation with both of these options.
- Well is that, there in your answer that,
you think it's worse-- - That is not my answer.
- To be baby birded.
- Oh, baby bird, - No matter what.
- Way worse, way worse.
I don't care what it is, I don't care--
- What if it's a jelly--
- If it's the nectar of the gods,
I do not want to baby bird anything.
- Well, that's what a jelly donut is by the way.
- Exactly. - It's god nectar.
- It's got the nectar of the gods inside of it.
- But, so you're saying a jellyfish,
there's something oozy on the table,
and I just put my hand in it.
What show is this?
- Came out with my burp. - What are we doing?
- It's probably just toothpaste from the brush.
I don't care, you could substitute jellyfish,
anything, anything is better to mama bird
because it's not taking someone else's essence
into your person. - And then swallowing it.
Taking it all the way into your person.
And I just have to believe that the mythical beasts
would be with me on this one, right?
I'm just, listen, I'm just gonna trust you guys.
And I'm going to say that you would rather
mama, hold on, but if I'm wrong--
- You're saying they would rather chew up a jellyfish
and spit it out, versus eat a jelly donut
that just happens to be chewed up by somebody else.
- But if I'm wrong, and they would,
there are so many ways that this could go wrong.
- And your breath stinks dude.
- Let me, I don't wanna think about it too much.
I would rather, and that's what I'm going to say
they would rather mama bird a jellyfish.
- I'm nervous too.
Alright, the answer is (buzzer)
mythical beasts chose to baby bird a jelly donut.
- So I'm wrong, which means that,
- What does that mean, it means that,
- That means that I have to do the thing
that they would-- - You have to baby bird--
- I have to do the thing that they wouldn't want to do,
which means I have to mama bird a jellyfish to you.
Yes, yes!
The gods have smiled upon me.
- That can't be right.
- Yeah, it is, it is right, man.
Ahhh, jellyfish, looks like ramen.
- Is it already chewed up a little?
- No, but it's about to be.
Do you wanna assume the position baby bird?
- I mean, are you gonna stand on a chair?
- I kind of feel like you should be on your knees, like,
like this, just personally.
- I feel like more like this.
- You guys didn't even give me any utensils.
Okay, how much do you want?
How hungry is the baby bird?
- Let me smell it.
- No, don't, don't do you, no.
It's actually, there's very little,
I'm gonna give it a lot more flavor than it has right now.
I'm about to flavor--
- How did he get it wrong, yet I get the punishment?
- That was the beauty of-- - This is so twisted.
It's your fault.
- Yeah, it's not my fault, it's their fault, man.
This is their fault.
Here I go.
- Tweet, tweet, tweet, tweet, tweet, tweet, tweet.
Peep, peep, peep, peep.
Is it, yeah, the sooner we get this over with,
the better, dang.
I just don't want him to keep chewing it, so I'm gonna.
(crew cries out and laughs)
(Link gags)
- Mama's got bad aim.
Mama missed.
(Link retches)
Sorry Link.
You guys should be the ones apologizing to him.
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- What happened?
- You know what time it is.
- There's no way I was gonna swallow that.
It hit my tongue, and I,
oh, that's the sickest I've ever been on this show.
You know what time it is.
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