-Hey! Hey, Rhubarb! Hey Rhubarb, hey!
-Uh, I'm not actually Rhubarb.
-Hey, Rhubarb, are you on the clock?
-What?
-'Cause I heard you get paid celery. [laughs]
-Uh, I am celery
and either you quit calling me Rhubarb or I'm going to stop listening.
-Whatever. You're all stalk and no action. [laughs]
-Not listening to you.
See how easy it is?
Real piece of cake.
-Cake?
More like rhubarb pie. [chuckles]
-Oh great, It's Apefruit.
What do you want?
-What? It's a free kitchen.
I can hang out if I want to.
-Why don't you make friends at your own house?
-What? Didn't Midget Munchkin give you the memo?
-Memo? What's a memo?
-It's a little message
and I'm a Little Apple!
-Yay! You got mail!
-Ooh, what does it say?
Am I a millionaire?
-[clears throat] "Yo, yo, yo, little up, dillweeds."
-We are listening. Just read the letter.
I am reading the letter.
-Forget it. Just skip to the memo.
-[growls]
"All you lame-Os better watch your P's and mind your Q's.
The greatest fruit in all of fruitdom is moving into the kitchen.
Sincerely, Grapefruit."
-[chuckles] Hey roomie, wanna rassle for the top bunk?
After that, I usually hit the stair step to build some cardio
then go grab a good sweat in the sauna to loosen up the muscles.
-Wait, so who is this chap?
-Oh, that's Grapefruit.
He had the hots for Passion Fruit,
and then he got chopped up.
-Chopped up?
-Uh-huh. By a big knife.
-Ooh-ooh, and then he got turned into a monster.
-Oh, I've got to get out of here.
-Oh, shut your pie-hole, rhubarb.
-That's like the fourth time you made that joke. [laughs]
-Hey, just having some fun here, roomie.
-[groans] Hey, hey Celery.
Hey Celery hey!
-Whoa-whoa-whoa, you're doing it all wrong.
-No, I'm not.
-Yo Celery, guess what?
-[growls] What?
-Knife.
[all screaming]
-Hey.
-Psych. [laughs]
-That is not funny, man.
-Yeah, we don't yell knife when there is no knife.
-Not cool, dude.
-Why don't you stop being such a baby baby apple?
-That's Little Apple!
-You see what I did there, Orange?
I called him baby.
-You're an apple.
-Whoa, looks like you can't teach an old orange new tricks.
-Ooh! I love tricks!
Especially when there's bunnies!
-Oh, what's this?
A volunteer?
-No, that's Marshmallow.
-Marshmallow, eh?
More like cream puff!
-Whoa-whoa-whoa, just leave Marshmallow out of this.
-Go bite a bottle, Baby Apple.
-I'm serious, look.
Fun's fun, but trust me, you wouldn't like Marshmallow...
when he's angry.
-[giggles]
-Oh, yeah?
Hey, sugar skull.
-Yay! Turn me into a bunny!
Turn me into a bunny!
-Bunny?
-Sorry pal, but you're a hare off.
[laughter]
Okay, that's enough with the laughing.
I got another joke here.
-Bunnies!
-Okay...
-Yay!
-Okay, that's enough.
-Better give it up, Grapefruit.
Nobody gets Marshmallow's goat.
-I have a goat? Yay!
I'm gonna feed him lollipops and old tin cans.
-Back off, Orange.
I'm picking up where you drop the ball.
Hey, hey airhead, check it out.
-Oh, that's my picture of Princess Butterflykiss.
-Yeah, and that's my lighter.
I heard Marshmallow's low on campfire.
[laughs]
-Princess...Butterfly...kiss?
[Grapefruit continues laughing]
[growling]
-Oh, that's it. I'm outta here.
[whistles]
Don't say I didn't warn you.
Drop the hammer, Grandpa.
We gotta catch some speed.
-Geronimo!
-Not a bright idea.
-What? Am I the only one with a sense of humor?
-Guys, something's happening to your friend.
-[growling in rage]
-Whoa! Marshmallow's ready to pop.
-Hey, guys.
What are you doing out here?
-Pear, it's Grapefruit.
He-- he--
-Yeah, I know.
Why do you think I went for a hike?
-No, you don't understand.
He pushed Marshmallow... too far.
-What's the worst that could happen?
-Nobody hurts Princess Butterflykiss!
[Grapefruit screaming]
-Whoa!
-Ow!
-Oh no, Orange!
-Ow!
Oh...
-Uh-oh, did I do that? [giggles]
Captioned by SpongeSebastian