- Do kids ever get cavities in this
perfect world?
- No.
- Do you have to brush your teeth in this world?
- No.
(laughs)
- No.
Nice, I like this world.
(playful music)
Hi Brooklyn, how are you?
- Good, how are you?
- I'm good.
- Hi Kaji.
- Hi Austin.
How've you been, what have you been up to?
- Ah, nothing.
- Do you know, do you wanna guess what we're
gonna draw?
- No thanks.
(laughs) - Okay.
I'll just tell you then.
We're gonna draw, your idea of a perfect world.
We can either do like this world.
But like, if it were perfect, or we can do like,
crystal world.
- Crystal world!
- Anything come to mind?
When you think of the perfect world?
- The sun is pizza.
- Everyone floats around in bubbles.
- I would get rid of...
Mosquitoes.
- Mosquitoes?
I would too, yeah okay.
We can have a sign that says, no mosquitoes.
- Yeah. - No mosquitoes allowed.
Okay, so the sun's up in the sky kind of, and
it's a piece of pizza.
Oh yeah, is it like a pie, like a circle?
Or is it like a piece of pizza, like a triangle?
- Triangle.
- Okay so it's a slice of pizza?
Is it shaped like a sphere, or is it?
- Shaped as a castle.
- As a castle? Okay.
So... - No wait, a unicorn.
- Ah, okay so-- - And then there would also
be fairy planets.
And there would be a human planet and there would
be a mermaid planet.
- Okay we might be here for a while.
What would people be doing in the bubbles?
- The normal, looking at their phones.
- Okay.
- The bubbles just take them where they wanna go.
- Okay, so here I'll make somebody kinda just,
looking at their phone.
Any other thoughts on something you'd like in
your perfect world?
- My mom and dad would always be with me.
- Oh, okay that's nice.
Are there people or plants that live on
Unicorn Planet?
- On this place,
there are people and unicorn
on Unicorn Planet.
- There's unicorns on Unicorn Planet?
- And people.
- Oh and people, and do they live in um--
- Harmony.
- In harmony?
- In my favorite, perfect world, animals can,
talk to humans.
- If you could talk to an animal, what animal
would you wanna talk with?
- A giraffe.
- Are giraffes your favorite animal?
- No.
- What's your favorite animal?
- Actually, it is giraffes.
- Okay.
(tapping)
So down below the sun, what's going on there
in Austin's perfect world?
- The ground is slime.
- Wen you're walking around in it, do you sink
into it, or is sticky and it kinda sticks
to your feet?
- It's sticky and it sticks to your feet.
- Okay so we can make somebody walking.
- [Austin] And it makes a fart sound.
- And makes a fart sound, okay.
(raspberry)
- What kind of buildings do they live in?
- They live in unicorn shaped buildings.
(laughs)
- You just wanna keep making me draw unicorns.
Okay so in this perfect world, how do people
exchange goods, or trade, is there money,
or is there...
- They just kinda trade.
And people are just really generous and
they give.
- Everything's free there.
- Everything's free?
- U-huh.
- Do people just trade stuff, with each other?
- Stuff falls from the sky.
- What would you wanna see fall from the sky?
- Pet snake.
- A pet snake, okay.
So it's raining snakes.
Just to be clear, this is your perfect world?
Okay. - Yeah.
- Do people get sick in a perfect world?
- Only if they be bad.
- So there also bad people in a perfect world?
- Only if they're sick.
- People are also made out of cans and bottles.
- Cans and bottles?
- Yes.
- And, can you explain to me why in your perfect
world, people are made out of cans and bottles?
(giggles)
Cause' when something hits them,
it doesn't hurt.
- Okay.
Do you kids go to school, on Mermaid Island?
- No.
- Do kids go to school in this perfect world?
- Yes.
- Yeah?
- Wait a second.
Only two days a week.
- Two days a week?
- Yeah-- - that seems reasonable.
- The weekends...
10 days a week.
- 10 days a week, weekend?
- Yeah.
- Where do people live in this perfect world?
- They live inside,
trash cans.
Wait, wait, wait not in a trash can, in a cave.
- In a cave?
- Yes.
- Is the cave also made out of slime or
is it like a--
- Made out of rock.
Made out of rock? - I mean tape, tape, tape.
- Out of what?
- Tape.
- Tape? - Yes.
- Do we make up new weekend days?
Or do we just go over? - We make up new weekend days.
- Okay, so on a calendar it would say,
Friday, Saturday, Sunday, and then what
would it say?
- Chocolate day and Star day. - Okay.
- And no go to school day.
Nice day, Clay day.
- Clay day.
On Clay day, do yo play with clay?
- Yeah.
- Is there like a ruler or a government in this
dream world?
- Yes, a ruler.
- Like a king?
- Um, no it's like a god.
- Like a god, okay and who's that?
- A monster.
- What's his name?
- Goddess.
- Is it a lady then?
- No.
- No?
- No.
- And what does he look like?
- Lion.
- So a lion, like a lion head?
- Yes.
- Okay, a lion head.
- His body is made out of a python snake.
- What do you think the name of this,
bubble world is?
- Bubbletopia.
Would you go visit Bubbletopia?
- Yeah.
- Yeah I would too.
Clara, what's the name of this perfect world?
- Clara's Dream World.
- Clara's Dream World?
How do you get there?
- Go across one desert, drive across a lake.
Over three mountains then you're there.
- Okay, can anyone come visit Clara's
Dream World?
- Yes.
- Do people die on Unicorn Planet?
- No, but if you're being very bad on purpose,
you get 10 tries, and if you be bad on purpose,
doing all, you appear back where you came from.
- Oh, so you can get deported from
Unicorn Planet then.
- If you be bad on purpose.
- Oh okay, that's pretty fair,
that's pretty generous. - Ten.
- You give them 10 tries?
- Yeah.
- Do people ever die in this perfect world?
- No.
- No?
- They live forever.
And you never become old, in this world.
- So how old are, how old is everybody
in this world then?
- They can only go up into...
21.
- 21?
- Yes.
- 21 and below.
Do they card at the entry?
- Huh?
- This is my perfect world, the weekends are
10 days long.
- Everyone floats in them.
And this is a house bubble, and there's a
bubble with a bunny, you have it in there?
- Weekend,
weekend,
weekend.
- This is my perfect world!
It's a perfect world for snakes.
- Weekend,
weekend,
weekend and weekend,
and weekend.
- In my perfect world there's no money,
there's no being bad, and if you be very, very,
very, very, infinity very bad,
10 times,
you vanish to go back where you came from.
(chuckles) - Thank you!
- Thank you, that was fun, high five on it?
(imitates laser gun) (slap)
- I'm taking this home now.
(laughs)