(robotic whirring)
- [Keith] Eliminated.
- No, no, no, no, no, no!
- Today we are at Combat Paintball Park.
We have 20 contestants,
who are gonna compete for one cash prize.
We're doing three different rounds
of red light, green light,
the rules will change.
The first will be normal,
the second will be a three-legged race,
and the final will be hopping on one foot.
If any of them move after the call of red light-
- [Ned] They're gonna get shot by a paintball sniper.
- It's gonna hurt, it hurts,
it does hurt,
but it's not the worst.
- [Keith] Red light!
- Oh!
(contestant screams)
- Oh, my tits.
- This is squid games in real life.
(participants cheering)
- [Robot Announcer] The try guys invited their friends
to come out for a simple day of children's games.
Those friends said,
"No, I thought I asked you to stop calling me."
But after much begging,
and the promise of a cash prize,
some of those friends were like, "Fine."
They had no idea what they were signing up for.
- [Keith] Round one!
You all have five minutes to get to the finish line,
and time will include people being eliminated.
- One person is gonna win a prize of-
- [Robot Announcer] 4.56 million won.
- Which is about 3,800 bucks. - Yeah.
It's still good.
- Yeah, that's a lot of money.
- Yeah, it's not like Mr. Beast money,
but it's Try Guys money. - Right. Yeah.
- My name's Matt McClain,
and I'm gonna win
so that everyone else can lose.
- I'm here,
and I want to win because I'm unemployed,
and I need money
to sustain my expensive lifestyle.
- I just wanna win for the clout!
- I'm Becky Habersburger,
and I'm gonna win today
for my friends that are getting married.
- I'm Hughie Stonefish,
I'm here with my fiancee.
- I wanna win for the wedding!
- I am not here with my fiancee,
she didn't get invited until a little bit right before.
- I'm here to win,
because this was a very expensive video to produce.
- And I'm playing for my sister Yvana.
- My name's Yvana,
and I'm playing for my student loan debt.
- I'm gon' be honest, I gotta build up my savings account.
- And I want that money
'cause I wanna get trashed tonight.
- Definitely gonna die.
I'm mostly just here to promote my comedy band
with Keith and Hughie, Lewberger.
- I am a robot girl. I am not Keith.
I'm not your friend,
I'm not your enemy.
I'm just a robot girl.
- [Female Announcer] With that, let the game begin.
(counter ticking)
- [Keith] Green light.
(suspenseful trumpets)
Red light.
Player 21 has been eliminated.
(paint splattering)
- Hire Lewberger for shows and private events!
- [Keith] Green light.
Red light.
(robotic whirring)
- 26 has been eliminated.
(paint splattering)
- [Keith] Player 22 has been eliminated.
- (in slow motion) I wanna get trashed tonight.
- [Keith] Player number "that one"
has been eliminated.
(paint splattering)
- Green light. Red light.
(paint splattering)
- Whoa!
- [Keith] Ned has been eliminated.
- No, no, no, no, no, no, no, ow!
- [Keith] Player 12 has been eliminated.
- [Female Announcer] So close, damn.
- And I'm paying for my own wedding. I need help.
I need help.
- I'm the villain and I'm gonna make sure nobody else wins.
- And I am not going to win.
I know that.
- [Keith] Green light.
- [Female Announcer] 30 seconds to cross the finish line.
- [Keith] Red light.
Player 24 has been eliminated.
Player 5 has been eliminated.
You moved after I saw it.
If I was a robot, you'd be dead.
(paint splattering)
(screams)
(dramatic guitar playing)
(timer ticking down)
Green light.
(loud celebratory music begins)
The game has been completed.
Congratulations to all surviving contestants.
- Through teamwork, love,
and the power of family,
we did it.
We'll make it to the next round.
We've made it.
- [Keith] Round two!
All remaining competitors must find a partner
to do a three legged race
of Red Light Green Light.
You must work together to cross the finish line
in under five minutes.
Anyone found moving after the call of red light
will be eliminated.
Their partner must figure out
how to cross the finish line,
still attached.
- Hiya! I'm Rachel Weatherly and I'm not here to win.
I'm just here to play
'cause it's more fun than watching.
- My name is Cam and I want to win
because winners win.
Simple as that.
- [Keith] Contestant 2,
since you have found no partner,
and no one has faith in you,
you may retire back to the holding space
and await further instructions.
Goodbye.
- [Michelle] She just had to pee.
- [Cam] She just had to pee, man!
- [Female Contestant] She did just have to pee,
we wanted her.
We liked Claudia.
(counter ticking down)
- Green light!
(teammates discussing strategies)
- In, out, in , out.
- Watch for that red light.
- Red light!
(robotic whirring)
Green light!
- In, out, in, out, in.
- [Keith] Red light!
Player 18 has been eliminated.
- That's me!
- That's you? How?
- How?
- [Keith] For the slightest shift in weight.
- Come on.
(Cam groans)
- You want me to let you go?
- Yeah.
- I'll crawl for ya.
- [Keith] Green light!
Red light!
Green light!
Red light!
Player 10 as been eliminated.
- Oof! Ow.
- [Keith] Green light! Red light!
- Whoa! I just smushed my face.
- [Keith] Green light! Red light!
Players 31, and attached-to-31,
are eliminated.
- [both] No!
- Don't Keith!
Are you kidding me?
- Jonathan was in front of us.
I'm just sayin'.
- No!
- [Becky] That's up to you want to eliminate us,
but Jonathan was in the way
we could see on the camera.
- One of you may live.
- You stay. You stay.
- No. Becky!
- You stay, you stay. - No! Becky!
- You can shimmy me across this!
- Player 31 is eliminated.
- [Becky] Get over there!
- [Michelle] (in slow motion) Becky!
(slow-motion splattering of paint)
- Oh, my tits!
(everyone yelling)
- I'm sorry, dear.
Green light!
(slow calm jazz playing)
(contestant hysterically laughing)
- Hey, man. Win it.
- Nice job, girls!
- Yes!
- [Rachel] Good job, guys!
- [Keith] Congratulations, to all surviving contestants.
(slow jazz fades)
Congratulations, surviving competitors.
You are now going to be joined
by competitor number two,
(all gasp)
who all you thought was not a worthy adversary.
- [Avery] What? - Whoa!
- [Avery] Come on!
- [Rachel] Go number two!
- I'm going to win today for myself, for my dog.
He needs surgery and we're gonna pull through.
- To pay homage to "Squid Game,"
all contestants must jump on one foot
the entire time
to cross the finish line.
If you put down a foot or you fall down,
you are eliminated.
Only one player may cross the finish line first,
and they will win
$3,800
from this girl right here.
- I'm playing for pride,
and also money for video games.
- I'm Avery Stonefish.
I'm here in alliance with Hughie and Jessica.
- And me! And me!
- [Hughie] Love you bro.
- [Avery] Love you, good luck.
Here we go.
For the household!
- Let the game commence.
- Good luck.
- Here we go.
- Good luck, guys.
- Green light!
(intense orchestral music begins)
Red light!
Contestant 14.
- No, wait. I have a dog.
I have multiple dogs.
Wait!
(paint splattering)
- [Keith] Contestant two.
You're eliminated.
Contestant three, you're eliminated.
(Rachel screaming)
- [Keith] Green light!
Red light!
Contestant number 17, you are eliminated.
(repeated paint splattering)
Contestant number six, you are eliminated.
- I didn't move, I promise!
I didn't! I didn't move!
Oh-
(heavy breathing)
- [Michelle] I'm scared to move, Keith!
- Green light!
Red light.
(robotic whirring)
Player 33 has been eliminated.
- Wait! - [Jessica] No!
- Jessica! I love you.
For team alliance!
(slow motion paint splattering)
(quiet sad music playing in background)
- [Jessica] Oh my god.
- Wow, that was dope.
- [Jessica] Baby!
(sad music continues)
- [Robot Announcer] Finish it.
(intense music begins)
- Green light!
Red light!
(Michelle grunting)
- No!
(heavy breathing)
- At the end of round 3,
two competitors broke the threshold
of the final line at the same time.
One competitor's feet remained in play,
while the other's body fully crossed.
Therefore the winner of today's "Squid Games In Real Life"
is contestant number four, Michelle Khare!
Congratulations!
(Michelle screaming)
You did it! You did it!
- [Michelle] Oh, my god! Oh my goodness!
- [Keith] Bring that bowl of money.
- Oh my god.
- Congratulations to Michelle.
- Oh my god!
(whooping and hollering)
I'm going to Disneyland next week!
(rock outro music playing)
Well, half of it is going to the wedding fund.
- [Jessica] Aww! (all clapping)
Stop it!
- Yes.
- No, I can not.
- Yes! - That's so sweet.
(all cheering)