Today, we're at Topgolf,
posing as actors shooting a role in their newest commercial.
The catch is, it's not a real commercial.
It's just an excuse to pair us with another actor
who thinks it's a real commercial.
The goal is to do and say
whatever you're told by the other guys.
If you refuse,
you'll never work in this industry again.
Basically, we're just gonna get some B-roll.
We have some food. We're gonna maybe take some shots.
Q: Our producer, Jay Miller will be playing
the role of the director today.
I'll go first. There you go.
Q: Just scream right before you swing,
"Let's go, you pieces of human garbage!"
Okay, here we go. You ready?
I'm ready. Let go.
Jay: And action.
Let's go, you absolute pieces of garbage!
[ Tenderloins laughing ]
Uh, cut.
Joe, who exactly are you yelling to?
The pieces of garbage. The pieces of garbage.
You could see how it's odd.
Agree to disagree. Yeah.
[ Tenderloins laughing ]
Let me check on something.
Just relax for a minute, alright?
So you just started in February?
Yeah, I've been more so modeling.
Can you fart?
Can I fart? Yeah.
No, I was asking you!
Oh, me. Oh, no, no. Yeah.
Sorry, I misheard that.
I'm gonna give you a line and you'll deliver it to Joe.
Be like, "I'm having the best time.
Topgolf."
Joe, mouth the words as he says them.
Okay, here we go. And action.
I'm having the best time. Topgolf.
Alright, cut. Cut.
Were you mouthing the words while he was saying it?
Was I? Yeah.
Uh-huh. Oh, I was?
I'm so into it.
Mouth it every time.
Jay: Here we go. And action.
I'm having the best time.
Joe, you're saying it with me.
Joe, pinch your right nipple as hard as you can
in order to not say something.
Do it again. And action.
I'm having the best time. Topgolf.
Slap yourself to keep serious.
I'm having the best time. Topgolf.
Keep going till you feel like we got a good one.
You know, I'm having the best time. Topgolf.
I'm having the best time. Topgolf.
You know, I'm having the best time. Topgolf. Murr: Pinch your nipple. Slap yourself.
Chew on some chips.
You know, I'm having the best time. Topgolf.
Alright, cut. Cut.
He can fart on command.
[ Tenderloins laughing ]
Yeah, so you guys ready?
Just beat the crap out of your own balls.
Right. Here we go. Action.
I'm having the best time. Topgolf.
Joe, do whatever you got to do to keep a straight face.
And action.
I'm having the best time. Topgolf.
Alright, that's a wrap. We got it!
Oh, God. Thank God.
My nards.
[ Laughing ]
Keith, right?
James. James.
I'm just gonna see. We're just gonna get loose.
If you guys want to get -- loose up a little bit.
Legit critique his look from head to toe.
What are you looking at, Murr? What are you looking at, buddy?
Keith. James.
Talk to me about the choices that have been --
Are you gonna tidy up for the shoot or...
Why, am I looking rough?
Would you mind just looking a little bit more relaxed?
Oh, okay. Alright?
Like Keith.
Kind of like Keith. Okay.
Okay. Okay.
Do some improv exercises with your new buddy here, Murr.
Let's do some improv to warm up, okay?
Let's do, like, Shadows. You know, like --
Right?
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Guys, what the [bleep] are you doing?