- What up, what up, what up fruit lovers.
It's your boy, Little Apple
and today I'm here with Grandpa Lemon.
- Great to be here Little Apple!
- Today, the audience wants to know how to work a phone.
Are you up to the challenge Grandpa Lemon?
- Am I?
Now the first thing you need to know about using
a telephone is to speak
very loudly.
- [Little Apple] What?
- [Grandpa Lemon] Your voice has to carry through
miles and miles of cables and if you don't speak up
how is the switchboard operator going to know
how to connect your call?
- Um, Grandpa Lemon, I don't think that's
what we're talking about today.
- Oh poppycock!
If there's one thing I know, it's telephones.
I once racked up seven dollars in long distance fees.
Why, seven dollars could buy you a hot rod
and a jar of hair grease in those days.
- Grandpa Lemon, I think they're asking about
the phones people use today. You know, phones like this.
- This! You call this little square piece of glass a phone?
It doesn't even have buttons and what I'm supposed
to call somebody on this rectangular surfboard? Seriously?
- [Siri] I'm not sure I understand.
- What the who now? Operator, is that you?
- Grandpa Lemon, that's Siri.
You summoned her by accident.
- Siri, I'm only going to say this once.
Get off this line, I'm trying to reach the switchboard.
- Yeah, we got ahead of ourselves a bit.
I think you need a refresher on how far phones have come.
- Don't you lecture me about the history of telephones.
Why I went to high school with Alexander Graham Bell Pepper.
- No, no, no. I think the audience wants to know
how to use a smart phone.
You know, like apps and stuff.
- Ah, that's precisely how Alexander
Graham Bell Pepper met his end.
He mistakenly got served as an app at the MET Gala.
- Not that kind of app Grandpa Lemon!
I mean, this kind of app.
- Whoa!
- And this kind of app!
- I have so many questions.
- And this kind of app!
- All right, All right. This is too much.
Enough with the apps. Time for the naps.
- Maybe you could wait until the episode is finished?
(snoring)
No? Alrighty then. Already drooling I see.
Oh, this is a good demonstration of what
not to do with your smartphone.
Most phones are water resistant or even waterproof
up to a point but still it's a good idea to keep
them away from liquids if possible.
Otherwise, they could...
(electricity sound)
- [Grandpa Lemon] Oh wow, would you look at all those apps.
- Grandpa Lemon, I think you're having a phone
dream about appetizers.
- They look delicious.
- Grandpa Lemon! Please wake up!
You're salivating a lot and it's...
(snoring)
Grandpa Lemon wake up!
- Who the what now?
- Oh my gosh. Thank goodness you woke up.
The phone was about to blow up.
- Oh no! We should get out of here. Let's surfboard.
- Um... Grandpa Lemon?
- No time to talk.
- Yeah, but...
- Oh I feel young again! This is truly bodacious!
Cowabunga!
(explosion)
- Grandpa Lemon!
(upbeat outro music)