The football world reacts to real madrid being shit
Usual, choice wasting their best player, oh?
They, were talking about me
Shut up carrot or else i'll make you clean, my statue again
Why, did we buy you?
Royalle a terrible slidin could single-handedly turned that shitty little club around
The, den has brought great shame on the letter set
No it's, oh?
I just love singing
And i can achieve my dream of becoming
So, what do you say?
over one of your
Reallynot the only superior team this week to get there knocked out of a cup. By a team of?
Second-rate that talentless twats
They're, going to win nothing this, year losers you're our singers perth trophic. Cover, oh?
I can't think of any funny jokes apart real madrid
Eureka and i don't mean you smell?
I've just thought of the biggest, joke ever go on them
very
Funny, okay, okay how, about this one what do you call a sexy, woman with a, big big
nose
out of capital a, sure phone quick good
Coach speaking for now. Though it's josie, oh
Calling to beg me to come, back to manchester united
i'd love to come
Well what i want the number 7 shirt from that talk loving tweep and all the tactics have to be changed to
Hearst or ronaldo
One 500,000 pounds a week and a statue outside the drum, which has to look
Like me deal i was calling to, ask if you could, send me gareth bale's number
And get fit dear oh, dear?
Looks, like the real, job may be coming my
Way i can finally get out to this shithole and back to espania espana
Do you, see right, where's perez his number you can, do this moysey ya beautiful bastards
You, see they can't beat small teams either you're, going nowhere
There madrid are out the fans are devastated, who gives a shit, about the copa del rey
Look, what the schedule did to my beautiful face i'm looking more and more like, my statue every
Day real madrid are worse than dot dot dot put your ideas below. Oh poor ronaldo