Today we're gonna introduce you to three different Korean hand games
That's right: Kai Bai Bo, Dibidibidip, and Jero (that's right)
and the losers of these games are going to suffer gross and embarrassing consequences
Cruel and unusual punishments. Are you ready Simon? I'm ready
HUWAAAAA HADOUKEN!
GONG!
So there are a couple of different ways of playing Kai Bai Bo
The traditional way:
Kai Bai Bo, Bo, Bo, Bo, YEAAAAAAHHHH!
The back to back method:
Kai Bai Bo. Knew it! [Simon's awkward laughter]
And the more than two people method,
which I've never seen before I came to Korea
Kai Bai Bo! Gone!
Kai Bai Bo! Kai Bai Bo. Gone. Yeah!
Kai Bai Bo, Kai Bai Bo, Kai Bai Bo, Kai Bai Bo. Yeahh!!! Winner!
So now we're gonna play Kai Bai Bo. The first person to win five games
is gonna be the winner. The loser is gonna suffer one of our gross and embarrassing consequences.
Our first gross and embarrassing consequence is:
The loser hat. This is a swim cap that we bought.
It's brand new and they will have to wear it for the rest of the video.
I hope it's not me! [It's gonna be Martina]
I have a really egg-like head. [I have a really fat head so I really hope it's Martina]
I don't want to show the world my egg head! [Let's do it] AHHH!
GONG!
Ok ready? FFFFFOOOOOOOO. Wait a second. Ok ready?
Ok Kai Bai nonononono. KAI BAI BO, Ok [ok]
Ok ready, ok. KAI BAI BO!
KAI BAI BO! KAI BAI BO!
That's one for you. One point!
KAI BAI BO! One for me. [Dammit!]
KAI BAI BO! KAI BAI BO! KAI BAI BO! KAI BAI BO!
Ohhhh two for me! [aaaaahhhh!]
KAI BAI BO! KAI BAI BO! YES! [Two for you]
KAI BAI BO! Three to two
KAI BAI BO! KAI BAI BO!
AHHHH Four-Two [Martina screams again like a baby] One more!
KAI BAI BO! YAAAAAAAAAAAA THAT'S RIGHT!
LOSER CAP FOR MARTINA OH YEAAAHHH!
NOOOOOOO! My hair is [put on the loser cap!]
*Simon tries to improvise a loser cap song but sings something stupid instead*
Get out the cardboard. You have to wear it for the rest of the video
It comes with instructions!
Step one: put it on your head. Step two: look like a loser!
GONG!
Very nice! [I don't want to play anymore]
Why are you wearing a headband? [You didn't say there was anything against it!]
Touche. [That's right! It's cute]
Ok the next game we're gonna play is called dibidibidip
And it's a little bit complicated to explain.
And normally it is not a point-based game.
It's just a I-beat-you-once-and-I-win kinda thing.
But Simon and I want to play for five points. So, here is how you play the game.
GONG!
It's very similar to Kai Bai Bo in that you have three gestures
and you're betting on randomness, except instead of trying to beat someone
in this game you're trying to not tie them.
So basically one person will be the leader and one person will be the follower.
So if Simon's the leader, he wants me, the follower, to copy him.
If I copy him at any point, [I get one point] he gets one point.
If, however, three times in a row I don't copy him at all,
then it switches over and I become the leader and Simon becomes the follower.
We have three different gestures that we're working with for dibidibidip
First one: wings out [like a crane] like a crane [right]
Second one: kung fu move. I don't know what this is called [like a crane?]
Like a crane *Martina laughs*
And third one is: two fists together…like a crane.
I don't think cranes do that. [no they don't]
Anyways, those are the three moves, and the key is to do them very, very quickly,
so at the same time we both go dibidibidip, dibidibidip, dibidibidip,
If you play it slowly, it does not work.
The loser of the game is going to have to chew on a Spudgy bone for ten seconds
This one is a lamb Spudgy bone. I'm sure it's quite healthy for us.
And Spudgy has been staring at us this entire video
so it's very difficult to pay attention because he's just staring at us [and wagging his tail]
like: "Give me the bone!" [Alright. You ready?] "I'm gonna play and I'm gonna lose!"
Let's start [I'm scared. Let's do kai bay bo to decide who's gonna start]
Ok. Kai Bai Bo to start [winner starts?] Winner starts.
Ok, ready? Kai Bai Bo! Winner! [Ohhhh I'm not good at this game!]
Ok you ready? [I don't wanna eat a bone!]
GONG!
*sigh* I'm ready.
Dibidibidip! Dibidibidip! Yes! One point for me!
Dibidibidip! Dibidibidip!
Wha…wha wa? [this!]
I just missed my elbow and did this! It's fine!
Dibidibidip! Yes! Two points!
Dibidibidip! Yes! Three points!
Dibidibidip! Yes! Four points!
Dibidibidip! Yes! Five points! *Martina laughs*
Aaaalllriiiight!
Redo redo! [No redo I'm sorry! I totally rocked you!]
I told you…this doesn't make sense [I totally rocked you!]
Five points! You agreed to it before you started playing!
Wait a second! [Did you start playing the game?] SAGI *Korean word for "Fraud"*
You agreed to the rules. [Listen]
GONG!
Aaaaand start!
10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1
GROSSSS!!!!
Give it to the Spudgy. Give it to the Spudgy. He wants it sooo bad!
Give it to the Spudgy! Oh look at him just staring
*Spudgy voice* Mom why would you eat my food?
Siiiiick
What did that taste like?
I'm gonna go brush my teeth. [Please do]
Kisses! [Noooo way! Stay away!!
Kisses! [No way! Are you kidding me?! That's not happening at all]
Ok I'm a lot taller than you. You can't reach me.
Muuwaa!
The next game we're gonna play is called Jero
Now I think this is the Korean word for "Zero" but they don't pronounce Z's
so they pronounce it as a J so it's "Jero"
That's just my guess. I'm not sure, though.
Wouldn't it be gong?
I think they're trying to say the English word.
Uh oh! Ok!
Ok you're done with the gum. Oooh you smell minty.
The punishment for the game: [the punishment for this game]
I thought we were gonna say that afterwards
Snail secretion filtrate skin reviving mask.
*Spudgy voice* There's a little snail on the bottom
The person will have to put on this lovely green mask
and walk downstairs to the convenience store
and purchase some milk, and we will videotape everyone's reactions
and hopefully it will not be me because this is getting really unfair!
Because you're still gonna have to wear the hat if you go downstairs.
Noooooooooooo
Gong!
So here's how you play the game. This is actually a numbers game
and you play it with your thumbs like so.
Put your fists together and against each other.
I'm gonna call out a number between zero and four.
If the total number of thumbs raised after I call my number
is the same, then I win a point. For example. Are you ready?
Three! So I called 3, only two thumbs are up, so I lose. It's Martina's turn.
If I was correct, I would get a point. The first person to five points wins.
Ok you ready? We're gonna do one more example for you, ok?
Zero! Oooohhhh. I called zero, and Simon did not lift his thumbs and neither did I,
So I got a point [no that was an example though what she said was an example]
If I did get a point, it would continue to be my turn, until Simon gets his right.
Good [ok] so who's gonna start? [umm]
Kai bay bo! [ohhhhh! things are looking bad for me].
You ready? Ok. To start [ready?] Kai bay bo! Yes!
AAAAAAHHHH!!!
GONG!
Ready? [you ready?] Mhhmm
Two! ahhhh. [One. MMmmmm]
Ohhh! I didn't call anything!
Two! ahhh. [Two. Ahhhh]
Come on! Relax there!
Four!
Three!
Two!
One! YAAAAAAYYY! [one point!]
One! AAHAHA! Two points!
One…one…OOOOOOOONNNNNNEEEEEEE
*laughter* what was that?!?!? Delayed reaction!
You're like this you're like "one!" mmmuuuuuuaaaa
Oh come on don't give me that!
No! [you go again that's not a point]
ONE! YES!!!
Come on you can't be like "that's not it ONE!"
Ok fine. FINE fine fine fine fine. You're a cheater, but that's fine.
It's two points for you [it's two to zero] good.
Four! Three! Three! Two! One!
Two! YEAAAAAHH! One point for me!
Two to one. Ready?
One! Yes! [Dammit!] Two all!
Ok ready? Two! Ohhh
One! Yes! Three to Two
Ok go.
Three! One! Two! Three!
So scary! Zero!
Relax…relax. Three! YAAAAAHHHH!! Three all!
Did you have three? [I had four]
NO YOU DID NOT HAVE FOUR!
I had three! It was three to two. [now it's three all] yes.
Two! One! Two! Two!
Two! Three! YEAAAHH! Four to three!
Ready! *Simon breathing hard*
Two! YESSS!!! Four all! *more hard breathing* Three! Ohhhh
Three! *Simon breathing hard again*
Four! YAAAAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAA!!!
YESSS!!!
This is not fair! [YESSS!!] No it's not fair!
*Simon's victory song to go with his awkward victory dance*
This doesn't even make for a fun video
GONG!
Please let there be nobody on the elevator.
Yeaaahhh Score!
There were two guys on the other elevator.
The door opens up, and T.O.P.'s standing on the other side of the elevator
I'm like "NOOOO!"
Mmm. Ok. [you ready?] yeah! You go first [let's gp]
It's ok let's go!
This is generally unfair! [isn't it, though?]
I'm just gonna, I'm just gonna wait.
This is such a great idea for a video!
This is really not fair!
Wanna go to Café Lua while you're at it?
I'm gonna run as fast as I can to the convenience store and you can follow me!
*shouts and wind*
My hood fell off and it's cold and windy.
It's not funny! I look like Gollum!
You have to check the expiration dates on them.
It's stuck! [is it stuck? Oh Noez!]
Ok.
*in Korean* Do you have a membership card?
*in Korean* nope
*in Korean* 2,600 won please. [ok]
*awkward silence*
*in Korean* 3,000 won
Oh! [is your hat gonna fall off again?]
The swimcap is pinching my forehead!
*rumble of wind*
*Martina panting and crying*
Badaba…badaba…badaba da! Babadabada!
Ohh! [lots of people?]
Ok? [what are you doing?] Just gonna chill here for a second.
Just chillin, eh? [Chillin! Just chillin!]
Ok this one is 2…1 [going down] going up!
Ok…just wait a second. [if somebody gets off are you gonna hide?]
Ok I'm going for it! [run for it!]
Close damn you close! [wait wait wait someone's coming!]
No they're not! I'll close it in their face.
They're like "hold that elevator miss" and I'm like "ahhhh!"
I'm pretty sure someone yelled out "wait a second!" and I'm like "I'm sorry!"
Closing it as fast as possible.
So beautiful my girl, gi gi girl, gi gi girl
Let's make a love baby, let's make a love baby.
My face hurts physically from being so tightened by the snail secretion.
Yes. Yay success for Martina!
It secreted all over your face.
And that concludes our video on Korean Hand Games.
If you know any other games that we didn't mention, please let us know.
And I'd also like to mention that the snail secretion
has made my face very soft and smooth. Mmmm!
But how did they get that out of those snails?
GONG!